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Ben.
Also, EW. The dude looks like he got his head stuck in a jar as a baby. Except for his freakish Dumbo ears.
And that’s not even counting his homicidal tendencies.
Wow someone needs some mental health help. What is wrong with people.
How come the crazy murderous women are never hot? It’s always some swamp donkey that decides to start offing men. You wanted equality ladies, so step up your game!
I’m assuming Carrie is Jordans mom, hence Jess’s comment.
she is a perfect reason why her mom should have forced dad to use a condom!
Of course she wouldn’t kick him out of her hotel room, she’d have already been beaten to death. Unless she meant she wanted him to kick her in his hotel room, in which case that can probably be arranged
Would takes the time to type “Whatevs…” ?
I think there was some girl charged with murder in another country and she was pretty hot. She was from America. I can’t remember her name though.
I’ll have to say he is hot. But that doesn’t make me creepy, because his “bad personality” is a turn off for sure.
first off its JORAN, not Jordan, you are all a bunch of idiots
@msbuzzkillington her name is Natalee Holloway
I don’t understand what ANY of this has to do with looks, you all need to grow up
To Google!
Wow. I don’t really know what I can say to Carrie. Except maybe that his name isn’t even “Jordan.”
I say she should go for it. Maybe a Darwin Award in her future?
@MsBuzzkillington
Oh yeah. That chick in Italy. But she killed another chick in some crazy sex romp, and while that is incredibly hot, it doesn’t quite fit the criteria.
Oh.
Ohh…
Holy shit…
@8, Amanda Knox. ‘Foxy Knoxy’.
Can you share Hobo? Can’t be arsed going to Google.
MsBuzzKillington, do you mean Amanda ‘foxy knoxy’ Knox? The real question is, if you were a single man, would you take the risk? I personnally wouldn’t as she isn’t my type.
knox and anthony are hot imho
“I wouldn’t kick him out of bed. He might kick me out of bed, after smashing my face in and choking me, but not the other way around, *wink wink*”
THIS is the reason I don’t pick up guys in casinos/bars. Glory Holes have all the penis and none of the danger.
Carrie is one fucked up chick! So she’s ok with spending the night with some psychopath who killed two women? Oh goodness!
@Growl3th: From what I gather from Wikipedia (so may be mistaken), the guy mentioned in the status killed a female classmate when they were on a graduation trip to Europe, and killed somebody else when they went into his laptop and discovered his connection with the first girl’s murder.
Carrie’s second comment is pretty fucked up :/
Although I’m wondering… is it supposed to be a joke? Wikipedia says the second girl was found dead in a hotel room under the guy’s name and I always thought the saying was ‘I wouldn’t kick him out of bed’. Is Carrie not fucked up in the head but making an awful, awful joke?
He’s not Hot it’s just that Bad Boy Personality Hey I’ve killed two women with my bare hands that have Carrie all turned on. ( eye roll)
Jodi Ann Arias killed Travis Alexander *allegedly* She then took pics of his dead/dying body. She was pretty hot but completely psycho. Just another one to put out there.
Ummm? omg!
Jordan Van Der Sloot killed an american girl in mexico, was never charged or found guilty and has recently killed another girl. http://www.torontosun.com/news/world/2010/06/11/14349036.html
- jess is not carrie’s kid..
@British Hobo, you actually do have the story pretty wrong.
Joran Van Der Sloot was not Natalee Holloway’s classmate. He was some dutch guy living in Aruba at the time that Natalee and her classmates were taking a senior class trip there. He was the last guy she was seen with and confessed to killing her but later retracted that confession.Natalee is still missing. He is now charged with killing another girl in Peru who found out about his connection with Natalee’s disappearance. Now he is saying he knows where Natalee’s body is located.Probably trying to get away from Peru because they have the death penalty there but I don’t know.
@Soup–Up in Alaska we had Mechele Linehan, def hot when she was younger, still ok for her age. Ended up being released after a successful appeal of her conviction, so maybe doesn’t count. Also do a search for “Fatal Beauty” an old E! show.
But he didn’t just say he knew where Natalee’s body was. He was trying to extort money from her parents in exchange for the info. He is facing charges in the U.S. for this. I read in an article that Peru doesn’t have the death penalty, and that murder is only up to 35 years? Anyway, Carrie is a waste of space and completely insensitive.
it’s pretty common for people (most often women) to be attracted to killers. i think the psychological term is hybristophilia. it’s not shocking. also, check out the “barbie and ken” killers of canada, karla homolka and paul barnardo…. women were SWOONING for that guy
@sillymerricat
Yes, he did do that and they went to the place where he said the body was and it wasn’t there. Now he is saying he knows where it is again. He said this to the authorities in Peru but told them he will only talk to the authorities in Aruba about where her body is. About the death penalty thing I’m not sure if Peru does have the death penalty but some of the articles I read said they did.
bernardo should have been killed in prison by now … still waiting.
There is more lame in the comments here than there was in the original post. If you’re going to be making fun of her for finding Mr. Murderer sexy, at least be up on the facts of what the hell she’s referring to.
Well if everyone is going to trivialise this kind of thing, I’ll get on the bandwagon as well. There have been some very good looking male killers over the years, but female killers, not so much. This makes sense, as men kill way more than women, so there’s a bigger selection.
This dude does nothing for me, but the young Ted Bundy had that special something.
I’m sure other people could think of more.
I’ll see your Amanda Knox, and raise you a Claudine Longet.
Carrie, you may not kick him out of your hotel room, but you won’t be leaving that room.
Agreed BNorty. Her name looked familiar, so I looked her up. She was cute, and I immediately recognised her from the Peter Sellers movie “The Party”.
I’ll bet people who use the phrase “on so many levels” can only think of one, two max.
@clables: no he did not, he was a suspect in the disappearance of a girl in ARUBA, and he made a plea bargin today that he would show them the body of the missing girl, he has never been charged with her murder
Wow Carrie, just wow…
As for Peru, it is one of the nine countries that does not have the death penalty. They only have it if the crime is committed under military law or other exceptional circumstances. Stephany’s murder (the girl who was killed on May 30, 2010 – 5 years after Natalee’s dissapearance) is what they consider an ordinary murder, so most likely, Joran Van Der Sloot will not get the death penalty. He could get up to 35 years as someone has already mentioned in the comments above.
@krasivaya_devushka
You mean Peru is one of 9 countries in the WORLD that don’t have death penalty?
Oh how wrong you are!
Thankfully only few countries have death penalty still, but because U.S. and China (the big ones) have it, it seems like the whole world is evil.
(I sound a little like a freak, sorry about that…)
Many countries still have it, but most choose not to employ it.
And amen to that, I say.
Totally predictable that ‘all the single ladies’ would start drooling over this douchebag. Single girls like douchebags, always have always will. The slootier ones take it to the next level, they play around with these guys till they get preggers and the douchebag splits, then they go looking for one of the responsible guys they rejected before and try to get him to take over as daddy so she can stick him with the dirty diapers and grocery bills. But she’d never ask the douchebag to be responsible for HIS kid, no, he’s so hot she wouldn’t dream of cramping his style. And the more douchebaggy the guy, the more they like him. OJ dated models after he got out of jail.
@ 30
Agreed. Am overall opposed to the death sentence, but that particular case is enough to argue a point for why Canada should still have it.
If you are going to designate people as Dangerous Offenders (which for non-Canadians getting a DO designation gives the Crown the legal right to give you in indefinite prison sentence) you may as well save tax payers the prison fees and just execute people.
Oh but wait Paul Bernardo claims he has reformed and doesn’t believe he will rape or kill anyone else if released.
Having someone on death row is much more expensive to the tax payer than life imprisonment, and they’re usually there for many years before anything is done, so the argument for killing them to save money doesn’t really hold.
@40: Sadly, I have to agree with you. I’m going to use your word for women that aren’t mature enough to stay away from douchebags. I’ll be calling them Sloots from now on. Or, in Dutch, we would say Slooten (pronounced “sl-oh-ten”). Either way, it’s funny. Danken!
Between this, that new Vengaboys song and Geert Wilder (look him up, he’s an idiot) I’m so embarresed to be Dutch right now.
Wilders*, ‘scuse me.
The Underdog
You can’t be blamed for Wilders and his stupid Fitna-movie, nor can you be blamed for a murderer in another part in the world, but all Dutch people will be to blame for a new song by Vengaboys!
As to the post… that girl must be one of those girls who want to marry a guy on death row or something.
I don’t get it.
You’re out of your element malteaser. Just say “lol.”
I am new here.. Hi.
if she let him in hotel, she would be missing too…prolly somewhere in aruba too lol
There are also 2 girls missing in Colombia. And he knew them and was there around the time they dissapeared, so def a serial killer!
Am I glad to be Belgian and not from Holland
@GoldenAngel: Belgium. Isn’t that where Dutroux is from?