Comments on: Ultimate Updates

By: boisens

boisens — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:50:40 +0000

definitely was waiting for help to arrive in a 15 degree snowstorm for 3 hours. not hurt at all, but this is what boredom does to you….

By: Insane

Insane — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:07:42 +0000

Trying to apply logic to that gives me a massive headache!

By: Cox

Cox — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:53:37 +0000

Inbred, gay, black, Jewish Nazi?
Nazi, communist, republican and democrat?
Inbred, gay, black, Jewish, Nazi, redneck transvestite?

Those described are at least 2 different persons. Can’t see how you missed that.

By: No1youknow

No1youknow — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:29:10 +0000

sevendarkdays – tell the truth for *insert random religious figure or random profanity here* sake you are the inbred-gay-black-jewish-nazi-commie-republican-democrat-redneck-transvestite who had anal herpes.

By: waldo

waldo — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 09:07:49 +0000

@12: like

By: Zombie Kid

Zombie Kid — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:53:03 +0000

I like turtles.

By: sevendarkdays

sevendarkdays — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 01:33:07 +0000

Anal herpes does exist, i found a gay-black-jewish-nazi-commie-republican-democrat-transvestite who had it.

Or did the tv tell me that?

By: Insane

Insane — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:29:10 +0000

@36: They are idiots that give us something to laugh at!

By: ApplesauceBitch

ApplesauceBitch — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:20:50 +0000

‘O__o who are these people who divulge so much!!? wtf.

By: sef

sef — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:10:59 +0000

We convinced a naive drag queen to call shimself claire mydia for the first 6 months of her newfound hobby.

Then she figured it out. Shim has a different name now, naturally!

By: Father Sha

Father Sha — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:39:10 +0000

Hitme , you hate the word fingering so you refer to it as digital stimulation ? Sounds pretty nice comparing to the original term.

Chlamydia in the eye , that’s a first

By: hitmewithyourrhythmvic

hitmewithyourrhythmvic — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:47:50 +0000

I’m not entirely sure how they diagnosed, but he has told me how he contracted it, which was a delightful conversation. I bloody hate the word ‘fingering’. And the symptoms are your average swelling, pain and irritation. Doesn’t he sound like a whorey little treasure?

This is why he’s my best friend, and not my boyfriend.

By: Petard

Petard — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:06:57 +0000

Ps. hitmewithyourrhythmvic – How the hell!? What happens when you have chlamydia in your eye?!? eg. what are the symptoms? I’m shocked! And how did a doctor manage to whittle it all down to having chlamydia in the eye? Surely that was an insanely tricky diagnosis!

By: Petard

Petard — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:04:55 +0000

The Elcat – ‘Put in “her” nuva. “I’m” all set for the day.’ She is referring to herself in the third person when she says “her”, but not when she says “I’m”!

By: hitmewithyourrhythmvic

hitmewithyourrhythmvic — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:36:23 +0000

My best friend got chlamydia in his eye. He was with a girl, there was some digital stimulation and then he rubbed his eye. Fact. It’s only mildly related to anal herpes, but it is jolly amusing.

By: Insane

Insane — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:55:01 +0000

Simpson’s quote? Really?? From which episode? Twat happens???

By: The Elcat

The Elcat — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:40:33 +0000

Dr Hymen and pugged, I think Dessirraeeeeeee is grammatically correct, because in both instances she is referring to herself in the third person. I think….

By: smackieonassis

smackieonassis — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:39:55 +0000

How has no-one recognised that Sarah’s post is a Simpson’s quote???

By: tanizaki

tanizaki — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:25:28 +0000

@13: I agree, especially considering once help does arrive, I’m willing to bet she’s going to jail for DWI. Personally, I’d not be Facebooking, I’d be fleeing.

Leaving the scene of a non-injury wreck will still get you less points than drunk driving will, and they can’t pin you with both if they don’t catch you till your sober!! ^_^

By: Insane

Insane — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:16:50 +0000

Pregnancy is a STD is it not?

By: jelly

jelly — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:33:48 +0000

Further proof that contraceptives must not be relied upon to prevent STDs; nuva rings do not prevent the onset of severe Dessirrea. Nor anal herpes I would assume.

By: kiwi

kiwi — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:34:26 +0000

Yeah ,do anal herpes exist? Don’t judge me…

By: Fran

Fran — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:13:44 +0000

#12 FTW!!

<3 B&B

By: insert clever name here

insert clever name here — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:39:43 +0000

I’m in a plane that’s upside down and on fire.

By: Insane

Insane — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:00:38 +0000

You’re right Finn. Sarahs post wasn’t lame. It was hilarious!!!! – naturally like any human being i hope she is ok.

By: Finn

Finn — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:52:51 +0000

Sarah, that wasn’t lame, I’d do the same thing if I could. The comments would have been good

By: pugged

pugged — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:47:55 +0000

“Desirrea: Not to be “captain grammar” or anything, but, if you’re going to announce that you’ve showered and readied for action, can you at least keep a consistant point of view?

…Unless you showered and then put in someone else’s vaginal contraceptive. In that case, your post just got much more interesting.”

Dr. Hymen that was my thought too, except for being a woman myself I don’t feel that way towards Desirrea.

By: Dr. Hymen

Dr. Hymen — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:41:45 +0000

Desirrea: Not to be “captain grammar” or anything, but, if you’re going to announce that you’ve showered and readied for action, can you at least keep a consistant point of view?

…Unless you showered and then put in someone else’s vaginal contraceptive. In that case, your post just got much more interesting.

By: mittens.

mittens. — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:40:41 +0000

I have been in a car upside down in a ditch. I was not seriously hurt, but I’m pretty damn certain my Facebook account was not on my mind. It just wasn’t a “Hey I should tell everyone where I am right now! lolz” sort of moment. I guess Sarah here was a whole lot calmer than I was. Props to her!

By: Insane

Insane — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:28:11 +0000

Dessirrea is it really necessary to inform the world that you have inserted your new contraceptive?
HAHAHA rectal herpes. Dude keep the beef poles out of your bum!!!