I think the link with stupid/”original”/redneck names and stupidity of the named is strong. Stupid parents give stupid name to stupid child, proceed to not educate said stupid child, who then grows up shouting their stupidity to the world for all to see/hear (and presumably shake their heads in disbelief).
#4 I’d think you’d be smart enough to realize that maybe she already did that and was killing time before someone came to help her. Then again she could be making shit up since all women are attention whores
I have been in a car upside down in a ditch. I was not seriously hurt, but I’m pretty damn certain my Facebook account was not on my mind. It just wasn’t a “Hey I should tell everyone where I am right now! lolz” sort of moment. I guess Sarah here was a whole lot calmer than I was. Props to her!
Ps. hitmewithyourrhythmvic – How the hell!? What happens when you have chlamydia in your eye?!? eg. what are the symptoms? I’m shocked! And how did a doctor manage to whittle it all down to having chlamydia in the eye? Surely that was an insanely tricky diagnosis!
I’m not entirely sure how they diagnosed, but he has told me how he contracted it, which was a delightful conversation. I bloody hate the word ‘fingering’. And the symptoms are your average swelling, pain and irritation. Doesn’t he sound like a whorey little treasure?
This is why he’s my best friend, and not my boyfriend.
sevendarkdays – tell the truth for *insert random religious figure or random profanity here* sake you are the inbred-gay-black-jewish-nazi-commie-republican-democrat-redneck-transvestite who had anal herpes.