I don’t think a non-native English speaker would write like Mickey does. Holy shit, I mean, I’m not native in English, but my spelling is way better than his! At least I try to spell correctly and if I’m unsure I check!
Hey Mickey! Jennifer is trying to get your attention!
By the way, lost things are always in the last place you look because most people stop looking when they find what they lost. If you went ahead and kept looking in other places then it might not be the last place you looked … not that you have to justify yourself!
Mickey is seriously a fucking idiot. Not only did he/she waste his/her time with an illogical and illiterate post but he/she didn’t think to get someone to RING him/her? Then when the Lady Gaga/Beyonce/Kanye West ring tone goes off… Or is that too much for him/her too?
Okay, so like the other day, right? I’m full, just looking for my phone and stuff because…well, yeah, just because…alright, I don’t need to fucking justify myself. Anyway, I was like, full looking, and like three years ago, my great grandfather said “Look, it’s always the last place (I don’t know how to spell ‘place’ so fuck you if you don’t like it) you look.” And then I looked everywhere and then I remembered EXACTLY what he said right? And so I did it and it helped me find my phone.