T1000… I almost suppressed the rise to say something to you but, my god man, all I feel for you is utter pity and contempt. You come here and repeat the same old line like an old record player, only one you can’t shut the fuck up. Jesus, you absolute moron. At least everybody else is funny or mildly amusing. Even if they hate at least its entertaining! And, your 34 years old. I don’t know whether to punch you in the face or give you a hug.
I could give fuck all about the rest, but let me say this…If a hot 34 year old woman came up to me I wouldn’t want a fucking hug, I’d want a blowjob. So unless she’s hugging my waist while choking on my meat she can fuck off.
Ok, something weird has happened, I pulled a 34 year old chick last night! On my mothers life, I’m not even lying! But she looked more like 25. Fucking weird though! Couldn’t believe it when she told me her age.
I didn’t come here to share a “sexual conquest” – there was a remarkable coincidence so I shared that particular one with Crusty. I don’t remember addressing that comment to you fuckers. And I’d have to be pretty pathetic to make up a story like that. So I’m not commenting on ‘some awesome hot babe where the sex was out of this world’. In fact, if it helps, the sex was pretty fucking terrible (due in part to my alcohol intake and her obsession with my ears). Thats my last comment on this issue, hopefully crusty reads it.
Bacchante, food for thought, forced cellmate sex usually involves tearing the victims clothing off and ram rodding it for the sheer sake of degrading the poor bastard, its not even sexually driven in most cases. That being said, its fucking hilarious! In other cases where consent is implied inmates prefer to use a concoction of numbing throat lozenges and either vaseline, or crisco from the kitchen if the former is not available.