Comments on: Twilight Saga: Twilight Sucks

By: Mahnoka.

Mahnoka. — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:01:36 +0000

Who is Howard? You mean Harold. Sparkling vampires are dumb.

By: Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:00:58 +0000

Odd, I actually went as Howard for Halloween.

By: derp

derp — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:39:13 +0000

Andrew and Dad FTMFW

By: jos

jos — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:33:50 +0000

By: Boz

Boz — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:47:38 +0000

Didn’t make sense

By: Kayne Archeron

Kayne Archeron — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:41:20 +0000

inb4 Boz has nothing better to do than troll Lamebook.

By: Boz

Boz — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:18:23 +0000

OK back to Boz. Fuck you guys, srsly.

By: Foz

Foz — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:47:47 +0000

I didnt say that

By: Foz

Foz — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:47:25 +0000

But i am the real Foz

By: Boz

Boz — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:46:16 +0000

Stop impersonating me seriously. From now on the real ‘original’ Boz (me) will go by the name of Foz

By: abcd

abcd — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:20:19 +0000

I’m picturing the modern family right now…

By: mary

mary — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:13:07 +0000

haha i love this dad

By: Facial Applicator

Facial Applicator — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:37:33 +0000

I can’t wait to wrap your sack around my root and bring da funk. The noise will cum in a bit.

By: Boz

Boz — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:58:40 +0000

Me too!

By: elenore

elenore — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:39:35 +0000

@45 i want a boz.com hat!

By: Boz

Boz — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 08:47:54 +0000

no i am the real Boz, and i have appeared to defend my honor! I was away receiving a golden shower as you all were speaking foully of me…..

By: Boz

Boz — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 05:30:46 +0000

I am the real Boz, as evidenced by my Custom Sewing Products website.

boz.com

Turns out, my actual name is Paige. Who knew?

By: Boz

Boz — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 00:01:26 +0000

All my attempts to stop people impersonating me are backfiring horribly. Because I’m a stupid Irish livejournal-using moron.

By: BLIM BLIM

BLIM BLIM — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:58:50 +0000

@Boz

i think we can work something out here…

By: Boz

Boz — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:38:58 +0000

I am gonna be Michael Jackson for Halloween. Is this kewl Y/N?

By: Jessi

Jessi — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:01:15 +0000

I LOVE THIS MAN.

By: Queen Bee

Queen Bee — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 08:12:17 +0000

The dad sounds like a hoot.

By: Boz

Boz — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 06:48:05 +0000

I am the only real Boz, the others are gay boys.

By: jelly

jelly — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:58:26 +0000

Am I a bad person for hoping that some of her friends will embarrass themselves by desperately throwing themselves at her father at her own party?
Probably.

By: Bos

Bos — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:23:30 +0000

@ Bozo –
Francis is probably a male. Francis and Frances are pronounced the same, -is being the male version, and -es being the female version. I know several guys and girls named Francis/es

By: Bozo

Bozo — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:02:11 +0000

No-one seems to find it funny that Rebecca has a friend called Francis. I mean, Francis, seriously like WTF!? Who calls their kid Francis. I bet she cuts herself.

By: Wung

Wung — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:59:06 +0000

Comments on this site have become a chore to wade through. Very little funny to be had.

By: Erin

Erin — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:18:09 +0000

Why does every comment section have to become Bozfest? Does anyone care who the “real” Boz is? None of them are funny or profound.

@Spike Nesmith – I wondered the same thing. I suspect it involves glitter.

By: Chinchillazilla

Chinchillazilla — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:13:25 +0000

I’m increasingly suspicious that Boz is my father.

By: Chinchillazilla

Chinchillazilla — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:09:34 +0000

I’m increasingly suspicious that all the Bozes are the same.