I never thought my parents were lame when I was a teenager! Then again, I don’t think I was an everyday normal teen. I pretty much thought my dad was amazing and my hero. Apache pilot in the Army FTW. <3
I’ll admit – I’ve seen the movie. But this is what leads to my confusion; how does one dress as Edward Cullen? It’s not like he’s got a “it’s a moody irritating vampire arsehole thing, you wouldn’t understand” t-shirt.
Eastcoasty — No. Well, almost. Harold is dressing up as Edward Cullen because his wife suggested it. So Andrew is imagining that after the party, Harold will be.. well.. his wife will be showing how grateful she is that he took her suggestion and.. well, he’ll be.. eating. Got it?