Comments on: Twilight Saga: Snuggies & Twilight

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By: theunknown

theunknown — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:22:13 +0000

Todd pwns.

kthnx. Goodnight.

By: Lizzzz

Lizzzz — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:33:28 +0000

Todd RULZ! Twilight droolz!

By: Rando#1

Rando#1 — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:44:58 +0000

Dear Todd-
you Make me smile
Let’s have babies
-kthnx bai!

By: Amanda

Amanda — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:33:55 +0000

Dear Todd,
I love you.

That is all.

Love, Amanda

By: me

me — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:40:19 +0000

I love how metros make “macho men” so insecure.

By: ThatGuy

ThatGuy — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:35:44 +0000

With regards to the snuggies, why buy them? Just wear a woolen blanket like a toga.

As for his linking homosexuality to Twilight, pretty wrong at that point. Why?
Metrosexuals. Yes, they seem gay, they dress gay, they ACT gay but all the gay people I know go out of their way to distance themselves from metros.

Twilight takes literature and rapes it in the ear and spits on its used up corpse. I’ve read the books and seriously, it’s a sorry excuse for literature. Compared Bram Stoker’s Dracula and dare I say even Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles, Twilight is the equivalent of a story from Penthouse’s erotic stories column.

By: Loucat

Loucat — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:20:26 +0000

@ Tony

Todd is your hero isn’t he Tony because you’re blatantly like the husband, though in your case, despite huggies and twilight you STILL wouldn’t get laid. hahahaha…. Misogynistic, illiterate prick. It doesn’t matter about winning or losing because you will always be alone to make your own “cheese sammiches”.

By: Tony

Tony — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:20:05 +0000

@ anony – If watching shitty movies and buy/use stupid shit that’s sold on TV in order to get laid by one’s own wife is a win… well, I don’t want to be a winner.

Todd’s the kind of guy to get laid right after his wife(-to-be) gets back from the grocery store and makes him a damn grilled cheese sammich.

In essence, the husband is the loser and his wife the winner, whereas Todd is the winner and whomever his significant other may be the loser.

By: Kate

Kate — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:58:09 +0000

Holy shit I want to marry Todd.

By: Conceited Bitch

Conceited Bitch — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:38:42 +0000

Todd is a sad and lonely loser, who is clearly insecure about his own sexuality. I have come to this conclusion because I have no sense of humour and think that if more straight men openly bought SNUGGIES I might stand a better chance of getting laid. But I won’t, because I’m fat.

By: anony

anony — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:11:18 +0000

So Todd is a bitter LONELY guy who spends his time calling other men gay (because that’s on his mind, hmm) while Lisa’s husband, label him gay or not, is still getting laid.

Internet trolls can cheer for Todd as much as they want, we all know who won that night.

By: Pandora

Pandora — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:47:48 +0000

@MTM read all about it right here: http://applesparkles.wikia.com/wiki/ZOMFG_HOW_CAN_U_SAI_EDWARD%27S_ABUSIVE%3F%3F!!1!!

By: Haraken

Haraken — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:11:26 +0000

Don’t worry Lisa’s Husband. We’ll tell him that you’ve booked out the rest of his life out for your daily corn-holing.
Does your wife have a cat o’ nine tails? Cuz goddamn you’re pussy whipped.

By: Lisa's Husband

Lisa's Husband — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:21:36 +0000

Watch out for the SNUGGIESAURUS!!

By: lisamarie

lisamarie — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:38:40 +0000

now thats some funny ish- her friend is bogus tho!

By: MTM

MTM — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:07:27 +0000

@ Pandora – in what way?

By: Pandora

Pandora — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:49:35 +0000

Snuggies and Twilight are made of epic fail but Todd is made of epic win!

Also, @MTM you do see that the relationship Bella and Edward have is emotionally abusive right?

By: MTM

MTM — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:02:28 +0000

@ Lisa – Well, it takes 4 books and A LOT of self-control to get there! And they are 18 at that stage after all so it’s ok.
There is no question that the thirst for blood is indeed sexual desire. You can choose not to read them that way though, you’re the reader, you can do what you want

By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:31:03 +0000

so.. im not THAT lisa
i just happen to have to same name xD

@MTM im sure its a morality tale in some way, i was just saying what that guy said was stupid because how are they teaching teenagers about abstinence, when they are having sex and get pregnant at a young age when they’ve only known each other for what, 2 years? thats all

By: Ann Onny Mouse

Ann Onny Mouse — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:17:09 +0000

I’m not going to assume Lisa’s husband is gay for liking Twilight enough to want to sit through it again and again, but I am going to assume that both Lisa and her husband are too braindead to be functional for liking such a mysognistic and simplistic piece of shit. And Snuggies are for people who haven’t discovered the superior quality of zip-front terrycloth robes worn around the house. Though who knows, maybe in nostalgia parties 30 years from now the Snuggie will be the most popular garment option.

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By: MTM

MTM — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:24:47 +0000

@ flips – I do, but thank you for pointing it out to me
I also realise Mr Darcy, Harry Potter, Heathcliff, Romeo, and Santa Claus don’t really exist, so no need to shatter my teenage fantasies with those either!

By: flips

flips — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:08:41 +0000

@130 – that’s not very nice.
@131 – you DO realise that Edward is a fictional character don’t you?

By: MTM

MTM — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:54:35 +0000

“Robert Pattinson’s Rape Stare” LOL!
Although this comment implies a little knowledge of the story… so we can assume Failbot has indeed sat through 2 hrs of this infamous stare.

The husband is not lame or gay, he never commented or even felt the need to defend himself, and why should he? He obviously cares more about making his (lame) wife happy than appearing cool or macho.

The wife, however, is quite sad for posting this.
Twilight IS a morality tale Lisa, and if you don’t know this you need to read a little more.

Todd is unfunny and unoriginal, as well as homophobic.

All of the above is my opinion and no offence is intended.

I’m a Twilight fangirl btw. And I just know I’m gonna end up on “Lamebook – the twilight saga” someday.
Edward is simply divine. I wrote this at the end as opposed to the start so all you bitter souls would actually read this post

By: Reader

Reader — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:23:13 +0000

Anna: DIAF.

By: Anna

Anna — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:10:11 +0000

@118

Unfortunately, your guesses about my interests are wrong. Laaaame.

By: Greg

Greg — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:42:13 +0000

I want Todd on my friends list. That was awesome.

By: ragi

ragi — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:19:33 +0000

Hahahah that was cool

By: Hm.

Hm. — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:11:21 +0000

Erin – YOU ROCK. LOL @ THAT.