Comments on: Twilight Saga: One and the Same

By: Charlie

Charlie — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:04:51 +0000

lol
good one Will

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By: Laura

Laura — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:09:11 +0000

Haha, loved this.

By: righteous nailbat

righteous nailbat — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:18:20 +0000

Cocks. Twilight sucks big ones.

By: Leverhundar

Leverhundar — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:47:19 +0000

I had never seen or heard of this twilight shit, apart from people bagging it out on the net, so I looked some info up a while ago. My, it seemed fucking awful. I feel very lucky here in my little bubble of decent taste (and grateful that my mates aren’t retarded).

By: Twilight Sucks

Twilight Sucks — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:09:06 +0000

Wow, Tristan. Way to be a “round about” racist.

By: Tristan

Tristan — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:07:28 +0000

@ nosh

I didn’t exactly want, nor wish to argue with her at that point cause Forks sucks like a happy drunk sorority chick. That place is surrounded by lots of Indian reservations, so it looks run down to me…

By: nosh

nosh — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:29:53 +0000

@ Tristan
u ley ur wife dictate were u can go?!

twilight is not FTW, watching it is like making love to a hooly bush. ouch!

By: Tristan

Tristan — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:21:30 +0000

@ nor’n monkey

I don’t have a choice now, my wife has banned us from ever entering that town again, if you can call it a town. The dumb bitch who wrote it could have picked a better town than Forks. Sheesh, what a fail author….

By: nor'n monkey

nor'n monkey — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:04:21 +0000

@Spike – LMAO. I think I would watch that too…

@Tristan – DON’T STOP IN FORKS!

By: Tristan

Tristan — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:53:20 +0000

Can’t stand this Twilight bullshit anymore. On a sunday drive, my family and I stopped at a pizza place in Forks, WA (we live a couple of hours away from there) for lunch. All the damn waitress could talk about was all the filming they did there and if we were interested in having their “Bella Burger”.

I told her to hold on to the fame cause that is all Forks has to offer. That place is a shithole.

Tristan

P.S. Keep looking for your tip, Katie! It has to be there somewhere, sweetie!

By: silenceR

silenceR — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:14:26 +0000

Pwned

By: Teddy

Teddy — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:03:57 +0000

to all happy gilmore comments;

he’s not talking about the movie itself, but watching it with his mom. I think that would be a bad movie to watch with your mommy.

By: Lajeve

Lajeve — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:52:48 +0000

I sparkle.

By: Spike Nesmith

Spike Nesmith — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:38:24 +0000

@nor’n monkey not at all. I don’t see any Ryan Seacrest specials on “the people who can’t fucking stand looking at those arrogant little pricks or hearing about a crappy childrens’ movie every-fucking-where they go”.

Although, if there was, I would make that the first time I ever watched the “E!” channel.

By: Interesting

Interesting — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:36:54 +0000

Will FTW

By: aha!

aha! — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:47:54 +0000

@pooplol
Agreed. Happy Gilmore wins on so many levels. kiwi is evidently being a “jackASS”

By: pooplol

pooplol — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:45:58 +0000

@33
Twilight is fail, yes, but Happy Gilmore? C’mon, that movie is all sorts of win.

By: nor'n monkey

nor'n monkey — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:26:31 +0000

@Spike – I see what you mean, but the haters keep the over saturation going. It’s like being caught in a never-ending circle of TwiDoom

By: Atheismo

Atheismo — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:23:35 +0000

I don’t mind twilight it was flawed in some small ways but what movie isn’t these days. I must say the second one from what I’ve gathered from the trailer looks much much better than the first by comparison of the trailers.

By: Spike Nesmith

Spike Nesmith — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:20:00 +0000

The problem is that Twilight *hasn’t* gone away. It’s eeeeeverywhere. Don’t hate the people who are annoyed by inescapable oversaturation, hate the oversaturation.

By: Finn

Finn — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:51:08 +0000

@Kerri
Your husband is gay.
Get your divorce papers ready because your gonna find out he’s taking it up the arse pretty soon

By: nor'n monkey

nor'n monkey — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:50:37 +0000

#39, fair point cinnamon, but really they only start Twittering when the haters bring it up again. It’s like feeding the trolls…

By: cinnamon

cinnamon — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:40:36 +0000

Uh, #37, the Twitards HAVEN’T packed up and left. In fact, they’re louder and more annoying than ever.

By: Spike Nesmith

Spike Nesmith — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:38:16 +0000

Wow, I don’t even get that excited about movies i *do* want to see. Is Nate’s life so empty that the only joy he finds is in overproduced, cynical, poorly-written, teenage bollocks?

By: nor'n monkey

nor'n monkey — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:43:55 +0000

…and here I was thinking that Lamebook had moved on from it’s Twilight obsession. What’s worse than obsessive Twilight fans? Obsessive Twilight haters that won’t stop going on about how much they hate Twilight long after the fans packed up and left. Tedious.

That said, Will definitely wins.

By: detox

detox — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:24:53 +0000

hahaha how is that different indeed

By: Agent Cooper

Agent Cooper — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:02:44 +0000

Will is my hero!

By: mittens.

mittens. — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:55:06 +0000

Yeah I’m with CHAZZ, isn’t fag kind of a strong word to use to refer to someone you think is a “sweet guy?”

If he’s not left alone now it’ll be thanks to you disclosing all his information, Parson. Good job.

By: kiwi

kiwi — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:37:27 +0000

http://media.photobucket.com/image/should%20twilight%20end%20%25252B%20motivational/wonder_lick/Motivational%20posters/wonder_lick_TwilightMP.jpg

I watched Twilight the other day ,it was on Tv and I watched to understand why the fuck does that fag sparkle. I haven’t witnissed so much fail in one room since I watched Happy Gilmore with my mum.