Comments on: Tuesday TypOHs!

By: T0M4ever

T0M4ever — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 16:11:47 +0000

I can’t wait to have a beer.

What are you doing tonight Pipkin?

I don’t know baby, what about you?

Have a beer for me please Chick.

I’m going to Manchester tonight baby.

Oh I will, how long have you got now? (pregnancy)

Ooo, who are you going with?

Sar and Rosie, come if you are not doing anything.

Have you got a taxi baby?

By: worst_episode_ever

worst_episode_ever — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 01:09:28 +0000

over 100 frickn posts in and still no one’s translated the first one? seriously man what the fuck does that say?

By: aurora

aurora — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 11:55:29 +0000

He must have been growing cotton.

By: Antarctican

Antarctican — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 11:28:08 +0000

The blurring of N**ger was done later.

One of my comments some time ago was deleted because of using the word snig.ger (remove the dot) in a completely innocent context. Well, that’s political correctness for you. Totally misplaced and a major pain in the ass for rational people.

By: ORLYOMGBBQ

ORLYOMGBBQ — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 09:49:18 +0000

I see they blurred out the “ig” in N**ger…

By: turducken

turducken — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 02:26:21 +0000

the post from griffen is too funny, i have tears in my eyes ( i am black and hate the n word) but it’s too funny.

By: ORLYOMGBBQ

ORLYOMGBBQ — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:06:18 +0000

HOLY FUCK. The above comments took longer to read than War & Peace.

By: yaya

yaya — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:11:07 +0000

not lame enough to warrant witicism, OMOO and I have nothing to add to the age old tomaaaato, tomahhhhto debate. Well, maybe I do.

Language is a tool folks not a religion. The whole point, and ya’ll WILL correct me if I’m wrong – is that language is a means to assist in communication. So whatever works in getting your point from person A to person B is acceptable. I think. Now go ahead and tell me in perfect king’s english why I am a dumbass.

By: Big Wiggly Style

Big Wiggly Style — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 14:31:14 +0000

I did a spit-take on that last one.

By: Imamofo

Imamofo — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 14:05:47 +0000

Chairman Lmao – Not its not. You’re thinking of the child killing serial killer, I’m referring to the co-inventor of the English language. You sicko.

By: Chairman Lmao

Chairman Lmao — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 13:55:31 +0000

Imamofo – it’s Myra Hindley not Moira, oops

By: Imamofo

Imamofo — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 12:32:55 +0000

Sorry I took so long rocking up to this one I was busy lecturing on pro-nouns at the international language creation forums in Las Vegas.

I am actually the co-creator of the English language, a young lad named Denzel Washington, a blonde bombshell named Moira Hindley and I invented it back in 1974 in a cafe on Dagenham High Street.

To put the question to bed I can confirm that you’re all correct and anybody who misspells ANY word is a word mangling cunt

By: 310415805tokyo

310415805tokyo — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 12:22:33 +0000

Matt*

By: Antarctican

Antarctican — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:40:49 +0000

Mr Haiku… hilarious!

By: Mr TP

Mr TP — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 08:50:11 +0000

The Arabs would be delighted to see the Americans and the Britishers going after each other in this battle of spellings.. LOL!

By: Mr Haiku

Mr Haiku — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 06:20:21 +0000

#70

There are many ways
changing one letter will change
the meaning. You count.

By: Mr Haiku

Mr Haiku — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 06:17:46 +0000

#70

There are many ways
changing one letter will change
the meaning. You cunt.

By: Mr Haiku

Mr Haiku — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 06:06:18 +0000

Korrect is korrect.
That is how I choose to spell
it in Haikustan.

By: Mr Haiku

Mr Haiku — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 06:03:43 +0000

So both are korrect?
Geography justifies
A spelling mistake?

By: SoyMochaMike

SoyMochaMike — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 05:40:54 +0000

wasn’t invented by Maff; but it was invented by Maffedonians livin’ in a cave

By: Dorian

Dorian — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 04:54:38 +0000

Actually, I believe the English language was invented by a chap named Maff!

By: Maffwardo

Maffwardo — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 03:41:17 +0000

Who cares who invented the language?

By: Maffwardo

Maffwardo — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 03:33:16 +0000

Also for the person that searched for me how many maffs can there be on facebook?

By: Maffwardo

Maffwardo — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 03:31:08 +0000

Maff is a nickname for Matthew yes.

By: TheDonMega12

TheDonMega12 — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 02:59:18 +0000

@MNic I think when you first tried to correct that spelling of apologise, it sounded like you were taking the piss. He apologised for people in Manchester talking like the first post, and you said is apologise another word from the manchunian dialect, sounded a bit mocking. You have made it clear that wasn’t the intention, but I think that might’ve been how this whole ‘beef ting’ developed. Let’s see if I get my head bitten off for that one . I have learnt where my language comes from now, so it was worth reading through these comments.

By: Alien.com

Alien.com — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 02:32:25 +0000

I AM CANADIAN!

By: DarkBaby

DarkBaby — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 01:50:58 +0000

Wow, people sure do get catty on here, don’t they? Spelling seems to be the main focus, though… And in all actuallity, the English language, while not actually called English originally, was around before England. What, did you think that a bunch of people settled down, gathered around, and said “Fuck it, let’s create a language no one else knows!”. English is mainly derived from latin, and takes most of its roots from that language, as does French, Italian, Spainish, and many more. I don’t mean to sound arrogant, if that’s how it sounds, but that’s actually what I’m currently studying in school.

By: backbeatrhythm

backbeatrhythm — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 01:09:19 +0000

is this really still being discussed? really? and just to say it for the 8th time this post – THERE NEEDS TO BE A LAMEBOOK FOR LAMEBOOK.

By: ThePurpleApple

ThePurpleApple — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 00:59:53 +0000

I love Maff. He’s my new best friend… as soon as I find him.

As a side note, I can’t believe Maff is a name. I thought she had misspelled Matt at first.

By: MNic

MNic — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 00:00:21 +0000

@Rach -Yeah, I know there are different spellings of words, and that’s why I put my disclaimer on it.