Comments on: Tuesday TypOHS!

By: theunknown

theunknown — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 22:04:29 +0000

@Mirai Suenaga

It’s called ‘Caesarean (American:Cesarean) section’ or ‘C section’ for short.

By: Mirai Suenaga

Mirai Suenaga — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 18:30:24 +0000

@anus have u evar heard of it getting out of the belly from surgery

By: fleakfragfry

fleakfragfry — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:43:14 +0000

What? No, no, they know for sure. 2012 haa little more significance than changing from December back to January. It’s like shitting your pants every new year… Okay, it’s like shitting your pants every new year for reasons unrelated to massive intoxication. The only thing that’s supposed to be special is the changing from the last elemental age, fire, to the new one, aether, or spirit. Does that mean we’ll all leave our bodies and become beings of pure energy? I don’t know, has mankind been on fire the past few thousand years?

By: Insane

Insane — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:57:52 +0000

@ #53. ‘die-back’? DO you mean a natural killing off? I’m sorry but that phrase alone has made it difficult for me to follow your statement. Two theories I have heard of is: ‘the world is going to end’ and ‘a major natural disaster will create a new beginning’. Last I heard no-one knows for sure whether the Mayan calendar means death to man-kind, or a new beginning. Either way someone needs to them up and ask them what the fuck they were thinking!

“Attention restaurant customers! Testicles! That is all!”.

By: insert clever name here

insert clever name here — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:54:11 +0000

@50 shrudding…?

By: thisisawkward

thisisawkward — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:42:02 +0000

calendar

By: Thesaurapist 13F

Thesaurapist 13F — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:43:43 +0000

#’s 35, 36, 46 & 52
Human mitochondrial DNA evidence suggests there may have been a MASSIVE die-back (to a global population numbered in the low thousands) probably around the time the Yellowstone caldera last opened. It pops every 600000yrs or so (if I remember the details right) and it’s thought to be overdue now.
Personally I’m hoping 2012 will turn out to be the “Whole New Ballgame” scenario rather than The Apocalypse – but I’d settle for it just signifying the Mayans need to work on a new calender . . .

Anyhoo, that’s a bit of a digression – and here’s another.
The origin of Tawera’s name puts me in mind of a quote from the *excellent* Maori movie “Once Were Warriors”

Grace Heke: Why’s everything so black, Toot?
Toot: Dunno – maybe cos we’re all bloody Maoris!

By: Insane

Insane — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:26:43 +0000

@46 Bry: Thanks for the pick me up! It is nice to know my comical thought actually held real meaning to someone and in a round about way made them feel better too. I have my doubts about what 2012 has in store for the planet Earth. But one thing i am sure of is that we as the Human race have over populated this planet. As a result more Humans are being born faster than what natural disasters can balance the numbers out. I believe for that reason we are fucked. I wouldn’t say exclusively 2012, but somewhere down the track definitely.

By: Father Sha

Father Sha — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:29:01 +0000

ow yeah , and she reckons that her parents finding out is a lot worse than being a single mom without an education

She must have horrible parents , ultra religious maybe ? That would explain about the gap in her biology knowledge.

By: Father Sha

Father Sha — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:25:59 +0000

i love mikes final comment , you can almost hear the sighing sound he makes when shrudding his shoulders realising some people are just lost

And i really hope to meet Tawera in person. Or better i d like to meet the guy that convinced her that he’d get her pregnant by gving it to her in her ass, must have been hard for the dude to stop himself from bursting out in laughter

By: txikiwi

txikiwi — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:58:00 +0000

Tawera: Ka pai, you´re an idiot
Andre: The biggest idiot.

By: Colin Sich

Colin Sich — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:02:38 +0000

What? You mean you can’t order babies from Amazon?! What a gip!

By: D

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:00:29 +0000

Bayby come out from the ass ??????? i thought baby come from the sky like super man

By: bry

bry — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:47:33 +0000

#36 Insane – I always feel horribly guilty and heartless when I think that, but I’m happy I’m not the only one. And judging by your posts, you’re intelligent too. So, thanks for inadvertently making me feel better!

By: bry

bry — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:45:49 +0000

Eman’s parents are to blame…notice his name spelt backwards is….NAME? No wonder he doesn’t care that its spelt wrong. He has bigger things to worry about.

And Tawera, on top of shittin’ out babies, it also “pisses the shit outah me!” WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR SPHINCTER?!?!

By: Finn

Finn — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:08:17 +0000

Interesting… Have you not read the comments. Tawera is a Maori name, from New Zealand

By: Interesting

Interesting — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:02:34 +0000

Apparently Tawera doesn’t know where babies come from…
and wtf kind of name is Tawera anyway?

By: Anon Amous

Anon Amous — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 03:14:40 +0000

Mike is my favorite.

By: cocknose

cocknose — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 03:09:58 +0000

Or wrong. Darwin theorised that we had all evolved. Aha! There’s nothing wrong with the bitch after all, she’s just a hideously mutated freak.

By: Finn

Finn — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 03:04:00 +0000

They do breed, but the offspring never move from the original slum, except for jail so we have nothing to fear. I know all this because I live in one of the slums. Gang war is always so interesting. It kinda proves Darwin right.

By: cocknose

cocknose — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:57:47 +0000

I hope to god you’re right. Just imagine if it breeds…

By: Finn

Finn — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:51:10 +0000

cocknose. If she is a kiwi like I think, then she probably knows exactly how to use one, we train our hookers to use them.

By: cocknose

cocknose — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:46:37 +0000

#17 give the poor girl a break. She has no understanding of the female anatomy, how the fuck is she going to get her grey cells around birth control? She probably can’t even spell condom let alone work out how you use it.

By: Insane

Insane — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:27:16 +0000

@CaptYossarian: Maybe we can all live in hope that tragedy (thinning the heard) will be a reality in 2012.

By: CaptYossarian

CaptYossarian — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:21:21 +0000

Eman is a total moron. I hate it when someone spells or pronounces something incorrectly and, when corrected by someone, claims they’re the same thing. GAH!! If every word meant the same thing, we’d only have ONE WORD!! Something has got to be done about these idiots; like George Carlin said, “It’s time to start thinning the herd.”

By: Finn

Finn — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:04:46 +0000

Tawera sounds like a kiwi name, I thought we were staying off this site but I guess Cannons Creek and South Aucklanders have to discover the internet at some point. God damn you Tawera

By: kiwi

kiwi — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:27:33 +0000

Yes Nick ,dear , you do…

By: FlapjacksAreAmazing

FlapjacksAreAmazing — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:58:45 +0000

There’s actually a forum written lik3 th1s?! Honestly, Tawera needs to be put out of our misery

By: Insane

Insane — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:37:36 +0000

@Dr. Hymen: I would say maybe the award would presented by Jeffey Dahmer, but i hear he kicked the bucket. Maybe a catholic priest instead?

By: Dr. Hymen

Dr. Hymen — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:43:59 +0000

Who gives out the “Best Rapist Ever” award? Is that part of the VMAs now?