Eman: Lesson commences:
“I see you through the window.”
“I threw you out the window.”
Now both in the same sentence: “I threw you through the window again.”
Repeat with actions until the difference sinks in.
Tawera: You think guys have it easy? You have been allowed to get through life without being able (or willing) to spell the word “all” correctly. I’m sure there are people that will have sex with you even though you cannot spell “all” correctly. As a guy, in order to impress stupid whores like you, I have to have money. That requires me to be intelligent enough to spell the word “all” correctly.
Eman is a total moron. I hate it when someone spells or pronounces something incorrectly and, when corrected by someone, claims they’re the same thing. GAH!! If every word meant the same thing, we’d only have ONE WORD!! Something has got to be done about these idiots; like George Carlin said, “It’s time to start thinning the herd.”
#17 give the poor girl a break. She has no understanding of the female anatomy, how the fuck is she going to get her grey cells around birth control? She probably can’t even spell condom let alone work out how you use it.
They do breed, but the offspring never move from the original slum, except for jail so we have nothing to fear. I know all this because I live in one of the slums. Gang war is always so interesting. It kinda proves Darwin right.
#36 Insane – I always feel horribly guilty and heartless when I think that, but I’m happy I’m not the only one. And judging by your posts, you’re intelligent too. So, thanks for inadvertently making me feel better!
i love mikes final comment , you can almost hear the sighing sound he makes when shrudding his shoulders realising some people are just lost
And i really hope to meet Tawera in person. Or better i d like to meet the guy that convinced her that he’d get her pregnant by gving it to her in her ass, must have been hard for the dude to stop himself from bursting out in laughter
@46 Bry: Thanks for the pick me up! It is nice to know my comical thought actually held real meaning to someone and in a round about way made them feel better too. I have my doubts about what 2012 has in store for the planet Earth. But one thing i am sure of is that we as the Human race have over populated this planet. As a result more Humans are being born faster than what natural disasters can balance the numbers out. I believe for that reason we are fucked. I wouldn’t say exclusively 2012, but somewhere down the track definitely.
#’s 35, 36, 46 & 52
Human mitochondrial DNA evidence suggests there may have been a MASSIVE die-back (to a global population numbered in the low thousands) probably around the time the Yellowstone caldera last opened. It pops every 600000yrs or so (if I remember the details right) and it’s thought to be overdue now.
Personally I’m hoping 2012 will turn out to be the “Whole New Ballgame” scenario rather than The Apocalypse – but I’d settle for it just signifying the Mayans need to work on a new calender . . .
Anyhoo, that’s a bit of a digression – and here’s another.
The origin of Tawera’s name puts me in mind of a quote from the *excellent* Maori movie “Once Were Warriors”
Grace Heke: Why’s everything so black, Toot?
Toot: Dunno – maybe cos we’re all bloody Maoris!
@ #53. ‘die-back’? DO you mean a natural killing off? I’m sorry but that phrase alone has made it difficult for me to follow your statement. Two theories I have heard of is: ‘the world is going to end’ and ‘a major natural disaster will create a new beginning’. Last I heard no-one knows for sure whether the Mayan calendar means death to man-kind, or a new beginning. Either way someone needs to them up and ask them what the fuck they were thinking!
“Attention restaurant customers! Testicles! That is all!”.
What? No, no, they know for sure. 2012 haa little more significance than changing from December back to January. It’s like shitting your pants every new year… Okay, it’s like shitting your pants every new year for reasons unrelated to massive intoxication. The only thing that’s supposed to be special is the changing from the last elemental age, fire, to the new one, aether, or spirit. Does that mean we’ll all leave our bodies and become beings of pure energy? I don’t know, has mankind been on fire the past few thousand years?