Amy sounds like a whorish sinner. Clearly she was so busy having unprotected sex with multiple partners that she contracted herpes. And I bet if she tests negative for herpes she will go out and have oral, anal and vaginal intercourse with multiple sexual partners
Let us remember Ezekiel 23:20
- There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
So it took being coerced by two ex-boyfriends to find out that blue balls aren’t actually blue in color? And this is why sex education should be compulsory for everyone in middle school/high school.
And I seriously hope one of Amy’s friends simply accessed her facebook account by her blackberry and made that status up. Idiocy of that magnitude otherwise just seems unfathomable at times. This brings me back to earth and realize how dumb people truly are.
God, just two minutes to go from barricade to suicide? There’s some negotiation skills right there! I guess the entire dept. missed a few academy lessons about “communication under stressful situations” back in the day…
I envy you ee! Our work day goes till 5:30, so I’m at t-minus 40 minutes, but close enough!! Are we in the same time zone? I thought you were in the midwest for some reason?
You’re on a roll today Bulldog! You keep making me “lol”… and my coworkers are probably beggining to wonder what is so funny… as the type of law I work in is miserable. So, if dessert = videotaping it… what does paying for dinner, dessert and a movie get you?
ee! T-minus 6 minutes!! I’m out! Have a lovely weekend! You too Bulldog and everyone else! (Word, if you are still peeking on here, I think they fixed the usernames so come back – it’s been a long day without you )
@Katypants and others – Unfortunately they have not, it just appears people have lost interest in hijacking at the moment.:(
Also, that is not their only breach either. Some of you may remember the white screen pop-ups, and more recently pages of scripting, and if you look on the right hand side of the newest page you will see scripting errors. MAKE SURE you have your FIREWALL
as well as your MALWARE and VIRUS PROTECTION ON! As you know I rarely use caps but not only have they had tracking cookie problems on and off since about the white screens I also got a really bad malware the other day from here called security suite. It completely hijacked my whole computer. If it happens too you go to another computer and google security suite malware and follow the instructions, if your computer savvy then call the geek squad as it is really a PITA.
But so thats why I haven’t been arround much, even with my security tight, the name hijacking is pissing me off so…
Anyways hi HB, Soup, EE, MCCOWELS, and WORD and others!
the ones addressed in the post must be those kind of invitations that you HAVE TO do. My guess is that they don’t fall far enough from the tree to not consider “family”. Bunch of dunderheads that move in herds, assault the buffet table, get some “friendly” fighting started in the dance floor and, to top it all, “forgot”/”still looking for” the “wackiest” wedding gift.
My advice? Bobbi should call the police squad that “got the job done” in Kristy’s ghetto, and sort it out outside the church before the ceremony even begins.
okay, i’m not sure i get the blue balls one – does she really mean the COLOUR blue or is “blue balls” a slang expression for something that i don’t know? if someone could enlighten me, i’d be very grateful.
If, by any chance, the temperature falls down to quickly, the extremities of the human body begin to slowly become less and less oxygenated and start to show signs of hypoxia, turning slightly blue.
Balls, not being a classic extremity, are external to the abdominal cavity, thus suffering as well from this patho-physiologic effect.
My fair guess is that Nicole is in fact, part of an Eskimo crew, living in the Alaska or Greenland. Either that or an Eskimo took her to some restaurant, action that guarantees sexual intercourses of some sort later like bulldog, ee and katy said earlier.
@whatthefargis “blue balls” is a fictitious condition of testicles when a man wants to have sex with you but you don’t let him. Men claim that once they have an erection, sex is obligatory, else it will cause them great testicular pain. In fact, most healthy men of that age get and lose erections many times a day, no problem. So yes, it’s a slang expression.
I have never had a problem with blue balls. I have however suffered many nicks on my wrinkled ball skin while shaving, sometimes so badly that my entire scrotum has been red. Once the blood soaked through my jeans and it looks like my uterus lining had shed. I had to wear a period pad for about a week. Yay for smooth pink nutsacks!!