Monday, August 5, 2013

Troubled Men

previous post: Put a Spell on You



  1. It’s the way you’re supposed to do it, dumbfuck. It’s easier to get in and out.

  2. Survival of the fittest.
    Back in the days, the cavemen who parked his pet-mammuth with the front to the bar, couldn’t escape fast enough, from when T-rex attacked.

    T-rex was a lazy fuck, as any predator is, and ate the front-parking cavemen, while the cavemen, who had their mammuths parked with the front away from the bar, could escape, and not be eaten.

    Therefore, only the cavemen who did the smart parking, survived and were able to mate, and make cave-babies, who knew which way to park their mammuth.

  3. ^Thanks for the lesson!

  4. I got out of my office the other week to find that my driver’s side door wouldn’t open because the person parked next to me had slammed into the wheel arch.

    The CCTV showed a woman attempting to drive forwards into the space and smacking right into my car.

    Basically, what I’m saying is that I’m real-world proof that you should reverse park. Anyway, she’s dead now.

  5. I had aproblem pulling out of his mother

  6. Is trying to understand the female obsession with portraying themselves as fucking idiots.

  7. if you were a REAL woman…’d already know how to back that thang up and why men prefer it that way…

  8. Yeah, but in our defence, unlike women, we’re not likely to dent up the two or three cars parked adjacent.

  9. Not all women are bad drivers.

    Some of them are shit cooks too.

  10. I’ve never had a problem with pulling out, although I understand it’s not about me, but Facebook is all about turning every post to be about you. Lamebook is probably the same

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