flexo doesn’t go to school, he lives at my house, we’ve already been over this. He’s my butt slave, my apologies for his problem causing on here. I assure you he will be taken care of tonight, for his internet time is almost over.
Haha, just to avoid all confusion: It’s ‘RETARD’ with a D at the end. NOT a T you fuckhead. And don’t go saying not to be racist when you come back with a comment like “Mexico is the only country that matters” that just shows how ignorant you are.
If your gonna be critical of spelling, I should remind you that doosh is spelled douche. And as a retard myself, I enjoy waffles and turtles. I can also identify my own kind and flexo is most certainly not a retard, however he is a pickle smuggling, fart sniffing, needle dicked, horse faced, ass clown,that likes to wear ladies under pants and do the hokey pokey, while feeding small rodents in to his rectum. But I digress.
Zombie kid no longer likes turtles. The world has stopped spinning, the sun has stopped shining, and Lamebook is jumping the shark as we speak…
We can quickly put an end to this insanity by simply skipping over any troll posts. Don’t read them. Just keep scrolling until a normal post appears. Please people. Zombie kid, and the whole of the Earth, are depending on you.
To all those throwing humour into this thread, especially the irony filled “retart” gag then please may I supply a handy tip so your humour becomes obvious to those whose brains cannot quite handle the concept of irony. Here it is, just use (sic) after each word you mispelt, you will make more people laugh and seem even more intelligent than you do now…..also if it gets used a lot, then stupid people try and use (sic) in the wrong circumstances and THEN you can seriously laugh at them….
(ps quickly re-reading this before I post it can I say that “yes mispelt” is correctly spelt, please look it up in a dictionary before wasting your time typing)
I don’t know why people are surprised or upset that these comment sections are quickly going to shit and being polluted by 13 year old trolls. The Internet brings out the absolute worst in a lot of people. For a simpler explanation, just google “John Gabriel’s Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.”
I don’t wear a bra if I’m comfy at home, or sick in bed. However, I’d never leave the house without one. Nor would I if I was pregnant. I’m more less disturbed a grown man shit his pants, because he couldn’t hold it any longer. O__o
So glad you have a sense of humor about this. So many people put ridiculous, lame, and inappropriate things on Facebook (hence the need for Lamebook), then come on here and are completely shocked and appalled that it’s been posted here. Thanks for restoring my faith in humanity.