Samantha and Dakoda are married. Samantha gets pregnant by someone else and is planning to marry him. Dakoda reminds Samantha that she first has to divorce him before she can get married to another guy. I’m assuming Dennis and Laura are Samantha’s parents. And I assume the father of the baby is Mike, based on his comments.
I rather like the name, but have a rather eclectic background that also includes redneckery. Most of the Codys I know are actually Dakotas – though I also know a Dakoda who has a brother named Ocean. And that family is neither hippie, nor white trash, unlike the one in this post.
Hey word remember when Ridge’s wife went missing? Turned out she was living on some beach playing house with some dolls she thought were her children. Ridge’s mom was whack too .. I always thought her husband was too handsome for her.
Dakota actually is traditionally a boy name, although that’s a new spelling of it.
CherryCola, I don’t think this specific one has been here before, but many like it. Lamebook may not need to fight Facebook anymore, through no fault of their own they’re soon going to be left with no original material so nothing to post.
back when I was a kid we didnt have these internets to fap to or as we used to call it, rubbing one out… we had to use better home and gardens, daytime soaps and our spank bank… if you were lucky you could steal a nudie mag from your dad, friends dad or the store… but those would get taken away the moment an adult caught you with it… tough times back them
I used to get into my dad’s porn mag collection, too. No one uses mags any longer, do they? It’s kind of sad. Now instead of pages getting stuck together, guys have to be careful they don’t get their stuff all over the keyboard.
My step-dad had playboys, lame! I used to steal them from my friends dad cuz he had the raunchy mags… I used mags for quite sometime (until I got off dailup)… I loved a mag called naughty neighbors… chics from all over would send in their pics… Every issue they had a bagger… they would insert a bag over the chics head and say that her body was rocking and her face would just ruin it… ahhh, memories… now I just type it ‘booty and pounded’ and I’m in fap heaven
Will mass ever get to nail word? Will Walter ever ever return Soup’s love? Will slimjayz stick around for more than a week this time? These questions, and many more, will be answered in the next episode of Lamebook.
ugh… i cant believe talk about movies is taking over instead of porn talk… movies are overrated time wasters… 3 hours of your life flushed so you can laugh at one or two scenes and then bitch about the effect to coworkers… fk movies
I and everyone I know completely hated that movie, I know critics all gave it good ratings but I just don’t find anything funny in that movie. Now before you go and say I can’t appreciate a higher level of comedy with deeper meaning- keep in mind there is a dildo-fuck machine in that movie.
I went with a lady friend and we had a tasting plate for 2: marinated octopus salad; Thai fish cakes with nam jim sauce; lentil dahl with poppadoms; chicken, sesame & nori rolls; fig, goats cheese & rocket salad; beef & burgundy pies; grilled chorizo skewers with pickled peppers.
Just kidding. I went to In and Out Burger by myself.
So jumping in here real quick…I think Dakoda is a chick and the divorce thing is a joke. I know plenty of people who joke about being married to their female friends. (Myself included). Just an observation.
Word, fair enough, makes for a better story anyways. In my favored version she went lesbo and married Dakoda, decided she was never really a lesbo and it was all to get back at her parents, in celebration effs what’s his face sans protection and never got the divorce and may or may not still be a lesbo. Oh, and she has a cat named Pocahontas. There’s that too.