Probably the same thing we do….why kibbles ‘n bits smell so god damn good but taste like shit….and people wonder why they always “beg” for food.. Have any of you ever even tried the bagged shit we feed them? Well have you?
I was feeding mine that fancy feast trash…kinda reminds me of chopped up vienna sausage…processed meat’s all the same, right?, but now she likes that cheap deli cat dry shit…last time I ate some I swear to god it tasted like wet paper and it gave me cotton mouth from hell…I don’t understand how thbitch eats it…
You know how some people are really fucking annoying, and they try to give your pet a taste for something exotic, expensive and/or inconvenient to prepare? You know, like giving them smoked salmon or chicken livers or something? Yeah, I stab people like that.
But kitty won’t eat anything that doesn’t smell like cat food, so fuck all those meddling bastards!
It’s actually good news, because there’s minimal chance that she’ll eat my face if I die. Alone. At home. Om nom nom.
You know, I used to bitch about the same thing….a friend of mine fries up liver and mixes it in with her dog food…the whole process smells fucking horrible….just feed the monster whatever’s in the can and get it over with…the dog/cat really doesn’t care, they’ll fucking eat shit if you put it in front of them….in fact…my dogs follow my cat around and eat her shit as soon as it hits the ground…fucking explain that…it’s like candy to them…or something…they can’t seem to get enough of it…
No, NO, NO, there’s no taking it back you filthy where, I want to see you kill yourself nine times, by snoo snoo…you fucking figure out how, just make it happen. And don’t go claiming you have a ten inch pole or any’ting cuz my jewel encrusted shaft will outshine you anyday of the week!
Oh no, Sheba, pay some fucking attention around here, my wooden cock had emeralds and shit, stick around long enough and I might slap you with a couple of times. Auto-correct’s a bitch ain’t it beatus!
What the fuck did I do? Why you winking at me Nails? Just because I humored your little furry fetish and let you dress up as one that one time doesn’t mean you gotta go around telling everyone! And a little bit of both, Franky! Neither of us wanted it and were fighting each other the whole time, viciously trying to thrust our hips apart, trying to pull away to no avail., it was stuck in the ‘goo…and like the lowly sailors that lost their legs and arms in battle, I lost my penis to a siren, for once it wiggled its way between her smooth silky legs and into her moist vagina I knew the end was near, it was never coming out…Well…so much for that story…but that’s how I lost my first penis, anyway…
I don’t know, depends on who you ask, really. Normal enough to get by in society, crazy enough to get pdq’d from all 4 major branches of the U.S. Military for arguing with the a Doc during a psych eval..Man, I pissed him off good too…His name was Dr. Cornfield, not even joking…was a civilian contractor…I actually think he had his license to practice revoked recently..
What the fuck does breast milk have to do with anything?…Please refrain from even bringing the subject up, Evilcow’s bound to come along and have a fit…just like every other time someone mentions any’ting ’bout titties and milk…we don’t need this to turn into another convo aboot breastfeeding, eh, Noob?