stair jokes and coat hanger jokes about pregnancies have been around for years and years… matthew didnt invent them, soup didnt invent them… i heard that shit back in middle school… not really funny then, still not funny now
word… If i take the perfect shit… its still a pile of shit… nothing against soup or you… you folks can enjoy whatever jokes you want… i just dont find much chuckle power in jokes involving dead fetuses or dead babies, no matter how well constructed
Adam’s is awesome! Though I have heard before of a guy shouting out ‘I’ve only got a tiny twanger… but it works well!’ during a blow job in the voice of george from rainbow. (This will only be appreciated by people who know what the show rainbow was and those who have seen the banned episode of it. I urge you to look it up on youtube if you haven’t.)
As Word’s wingman (woman, whatever), I will be accepting applications oh her behalf to fill the “Beast Mode” position of making her body sore. She is worthy of top notch sex, so experienced applicants only please.