I want to go to this party where someone is sticking *their* head in this chick’s pooter and find 100 used condoms or a crusty old $5 bill. Is this a new game I am unaware of? Does no one use a pinata anymore?
Just so we are clear:
I don’t want you guys to come to my party, because the sluts of the opposite gender hurt my feelings by having such low standards and STILL not sleeping with me.
And the sluts of the same gender, through their loose habits, will manage to steal all the hotties and my party and make me feel like crap cuz I’m not getting laid at my own party.
Just don’t come.
I think the univited should throw their own party on the same night and invite everyone supposed to be going to the poster’s party and see who wins. Something tells me it’ll be the fun kids.
So, in this new “pooter plunge” game, I assume the winner is the person that finds the crusty $5 bill. Or is it the person that finds the most used condoms? I can’t keep up with what the young people are doing these days.
1.) I don’t think I’m friends with anyone of whom I have such a low opinion – why is he still friends with these kids? And…
2.) ‘…by the time —- is 18 her pooter is gonna be all dried up and used up’. These kids are not 18 yet? Delightful.
I’m willing to bet this was done behind their backs, this person probably doesn’t have the balls to post this where they can see it. I hope they all hear about it and come crash the party, though.
eh, i bet it was sent to them. high school girls are just that evil. i blame gossip girls and the hills. the fun question is, what kind of invite is it? 15th birthday party at the roller rink? grandma’s 87th b-day? sally’s bat mitzvah?
I *so* want to be at the uninvited party. Without this bunch, it sounds like the original gathering is going to have musical chairs, pin the tail on the donkey and will break up by 8.30pm.
@Thesaurapist
LMAO – was that a combination of trying out the crossing out thing and pointing out that someone is multi posting the same post under different names?
Or not . . .
I feel slightly lame for being so excited to discover I could use basic text tags on a board (I mean, who’d have thought?)
I’ll be straight over to try it out on FB next . . .
How useful would wow, you were first! be round here?
I was the one who posted this. Just so you all can get a little more information, they posted this as a note, and these people were uninvited from the girl’s 16th birthday party. They all were uninvited because the group got in a fight, and Lindsey doesn’t have a description because the girl that posted the note likes her, I think. Pretty fucked up.
actually, to all of those who say this was presented behind their backs, it was actually my 2 friends who made this note, and it was sent right to the people and it was funny as shit xD btwm these girls are hoes, and lindsay, well thats another story..
The fact that the host knows about these guys’ dicks and personal hygiene suggests to me that she is indeed as much of a “slut” and “hypocrit” as the rest of her close ‘friends’.
Also, since when does does “pooter” mean vagina? Where did that come from?
hahahahahaha
Hell… sounds like the party would be more fun with all those people in attendance.
I’d like to know how he/she learned what William’s dick smells like. That sounds like a good story.
Hahaha…sounds EXACTLY like the people I know…and their descriptions are like almost perfect. weird.
Pooter.
Mittens is right, I’d like to hear that story too.
Sounds like f the uninvited were invited, that party would be an orgy.
I want to go to this party where someone is sticking *their* head in this chick’s pooter and find 100 used condoms or a crusty old $5 bill. Is this a new game I am unaware of? Does no one use a pinata anymore?
I’d like to know Lindsey’s story, everyone else got a one. Was her’s just THAT obvious?
Sounds like if the uninvited were invited, that party would be an orgy.
Sorry, double comment.
love how james is capitalized and “definately” is bolded… he must be a real winner…
heres hoping they all read this note
They’re in the computer?
fake!
Sounds like if the uninvited were invited, that party would be an orgy!
Just so we are clear:
I don’t want you guys to come to my party, because the sluts of the opposite gender hurt my feelings by having such low standards and STILL not sleeping with me.
And the sluts of the same gender, through their loose habits, will manage to steal all the hotties and my party and make me feel like crap cuz I’m not getting laid at my own party.
Just don’t come.
Sounds like if the uninvited were invited, that party would be an orgy!
hahaha Jelly is so right.
What a cockblocker
I think the univited should throw their own party on the same night and invite everyone supposed to be going to the poster’s party and see who wins. Something tells me it’ll be the fun kids.
@Dr. Hymen – it’s the new alternative to bobbing for apples!
All I wanna know is that how she draw a line on the word. My life is sad :/
@kiwi
[strike]word[/strike] Change the brackets to less-than and greater-than signs.
or if it’s html use word
this is a
winnersorry loserand by that i mean word with no spaces
thanks
LOL James, needs a shower lol.
If he was invited, he would’ve probabaly been locked up in the shower lols.(im guessing) lol.
fail.
fail. *hangs head in shame*
The message is pretty clear.
@Lindsey .. What did you do wrong?
wherever the uninvited go, i’m there.
So, in this new “pooter plunge” game, I assume the winner is the person that finds the crusty $5 bill. Or is it the person that finds the most used condoms? I can’t keep up with what the young people are doing these days.
who did this person send this list to? was it a note? a private message to the invited?
Two points…
1.) I don’t think I’m friends with anyone of whom I have such a low opinion – why is he still friends with these kids? And…
2.) ‘…by the time —- is 18 her pooter is gonna be all dried up and used up’. These kids are not 18 yet? Delightful.
Welcome, new generation. You are a complete joy.
Check out the nice jewish guys calendar. Please no Germans.
Did they send this to those people? Or is this your typical “talk behind your back situation”. Wow it’s good to be out of high school.
@stupidtweets
I’m willing to bet this was done behind their backs, this person probably doesn’t have the balls to post this where they can see it. I hope they all hear about it and come crash the party, though.
I’m gay for Zombie cocks
@ clone Zombie Kid
If you are going to clone someone, you might want to make sure that you post the link the real one posts.
@stupidtweets
eh, i bet it was sent to them. high school girls are just that evil. i blame gossip girls and the hills. the fun question is, what kind of invite is it? 15th birthday party at the roller rink? grandma’s 87th b-day? sally’s bat mitzvah?
I like Zombie Kids
@Turtle You made me smile. :]
Can somebody call Leah and tell her to come over to my place? I wanna go fishing to get my 5 bucks back!
howThis is friggin’ hilarious! I am still laughing at the line “by the time xxxx is 18 her pooter is gonna be all dried and used up.”
Genius. I’d love to know what prompted this outpouring against their “hypocrisy”
Also, I am damn curious about why Lindsey didn’t get an explanation…
Judging by the reasons the other uninvited were uninvited, I daresay Lindsey can’t keep her (his?) knees together.
what did i do?
I *so* want to be at the uninvited party. Without this bunch, it sounds like the original gathering is going to have musical chairs, pin the tail on the donkey and will break up by 8.30pm.
I’m with this guy, I hate hypocrits.
notice how all the guys are smelly and all the girls are skanks.
Something tells me, they’re Self conscious.
Can I keep the $5?
@Dr. Hymen- why on earth would you want pooter-money?
Sounds like if the uninvited were invited, that party would be an orgy!
Sounds like if the uninvited were invited, that party would be an orgy!WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I’m sure we can all make lists like this one.
Sounds like if the uninvited were invited, that party would be an orgy!
I like that Lindsey has no explination, or an extemely vulgar one that Lamebook had to censor
LOHAN!!!!!!!!!! duh!
[strike]wtf[/strike]
@Thesaurapist
LMAO – was that a combination of trying out the crossing out thing and pointing out that someone is multi posting the same post under different names?
@Dr Hymen (and @Wow…) – you are cracking me up!
@Tristan – cat got your tongue?
I tried to post something but I failed, so as I hang my head in shame, I do have one bright, shining light to this…
At least I didn’t make the list….
Sounds like if the uninvited were invited, that party would be an orgy!hahahaha i iz w@nt ;leah8 az i noe gitt layed
WTFI just got one thing to say
SIXTY NINTH
@nor’n monkey
Yup, that’s exactly what I was trying to do . . . probably completely blown my cool now though . . .
Or not . . .
I feel slightly lame for being so excited to discover I could use basic text tags on a board (I mean, who’d have thought?)
I’ll be straight over to try it out on FB next . . .
How useful would wow, you were first! be round here?
oops – *[sarcasm]wow, you were first![/sarcasm]
(I guess the less than and more than signs are invisble whatever you do with them)
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This is hiiilarious.
okJust wanted to see if it worked:)
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I was the one who posted this. Just so you all can get a little more information, they posted this as a note, and these people were uninvited from the girl’s 16th birthday party. They all were uninvited because the group got in a fight, and Lindsey doesn’t have a description because the girl that posted the note likes her, I think. Pretty fucked up.
hahahahaha i saw this on my facebook not too long ago and pissed myself laughing and i still find it funny
Wow…..what a bitch. Makes me wanna dump shit on her face.
actually, to all of those who say this was presented behind their backs, it was actually my 2 friends who made this note, and it was sent right to the people and it was funny as shit xD btwm these girls are hoes, and lindsay, well thats another story..
@All the people trying to justify this, you’re making it look even more pathetic
^ win!
aah you just made my day :’)
The fact that the host knows about these guys’ dicks and personal hygiene suggests to me that she is indeed as much of a “slut” and “hypocrit” as the rest of her close ‘friends’.
Also, since when does does “pooter” mean vagina? Where did that come from?
@81 Pooter = asshole, yes? Yes.
Would for sure wanna party with that host. NOT fuck yourself you stupid prissy bitch. Oh yeah and try to pull that stick out of your ass.