Monday, May 24, 2010

The Twilight Saga: For Eternity

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  1. Second one – Robert Pattinson looks like he’s about to crap himself.

  2. nothing says “i’m cool” like bringing a cardboard copy of a fake vampire to prom.

  3. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    hmm… those are some budget prom dresses – at least from the looks of them.

  4. This is off subject but does anyone else notice the fun bags on the model for the Snorg Tees ad?

  5. BTW, is that Justin Bieber with the angel wings? It would really explain a lot.

  6. The girl holding the cardboard cut-out actually looks pretty hot. I wonder what’s wrong with her.

  7. ^ You wonder what’s wrong with her? She’s got a twilight cutout of Eddy :P

  8. @Cherry Cola: I love Snog Tees. I get some of my best status posts from that site. My all-time favorite is: “How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up!”

  9. The girl with the cardboard is pretty sad…

  10. The cardboard cut-out sums him up… Robert Pattinson is one dimensional.

  11. tangalangadingdong

    A few decades from now people will look back on US pop culture in the first years of the millennium and wonder, “What the F#$& was it with those idiots and vampires???”

  12. @wordpervert, you do know a picture of someone is 2 dimensional right?

  13. Now, now… the girl holding the cutout may just be having a sense of humor about being dumped before her prom.

  14. It can also define as “lacking depth, superficial”, so I’ll stand by it, thanks.

  15. Tim FTW!!!

  16. @ MonkeyCMonkeyDo,
    glad I’m not the only one who noticed.

  17. TylerDurdenUMD

    The one with the cutout may very well be hot, but no amount of hotness is worth crazy.

  18. lol

  19. Agreed with Snip, she is really hot, but then again all the other guys in the picture look like assholes…

  20. rockinghorsefly

    “If I had just one wish, I’d be in Twilight.” Sad. Very, very sad.

  21. Why people are so obsessed with Twilight is something I’ll never understand. I watched the first movie when it came out on DVD and was bored to death. I was like really? This is what all the hype is about?! Maybe the books are better, but I wouldn’t know…

    And that last picture is just pathetic.

  22. I agree with Snip and others… what is wrong with her?! And dude with the skinny tie looks like a tool!

    I love making fun of other people! haha

  23. that guy with the wings made me laugh so hard. you made my day, anonymous closeted guy.

  24. CommentsAtLarge

    I refuse to watch Twilight or read the books for one simple reason: Sparkling. Fucking. Vampires.

  25. rockinghorsefly

    @CommentsAtLarge: Cheers to that.

  26. @tang i doubt that people in a few millenia will even be able to read let alone judge our time for sparkly vampires. idiocracy anyone?

    @cherry cola i like the way you think sir.

  27. @MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    Who gives a hoot how much a prom dress counts, as long as she is happy with it. So many people out there foolishly belive if you dont spend a small nations budget on a prom then you have failed. wrong! its about having a good time, not outspending the other bitch

  28. In the prom picture, I was under the impression that she’d photoshopped that on later. Why would a cardboard cut out be washed out on every part except below the knees? I’m confused.

  29. I think the middle guy is the most sad. I too know the shame in taking your mom to prom.

  30. pearls-before-swine

    I have to say, one of the worst parts of this to me is the name “Shilo”… has anyone else noticed that the name makes an appearance here frequently..? Shiloh = lame?!

  31. Tim is awesome.

  32. Weird. For some reason I saw all the light reflecting off the cardboard cutout meant that they’d perfect holographic technology and used it in the worst fucking way imaginable.

  33. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    @Jim_diGris I had not realized my comment would hit a sore spot with someone. Oh well.
    Also, what exactly do you mean by “how much a prom dress counts”? I don’t care if it can count to 10 or a 100. I mean that they simply look like regular, every-day dresses – not something one would wear to a FORMAL event such as a prom. You also do NOT have to spend “a small nation’s budget” to get a decent dress! Now please get off your high horse.

  34. #3: Can’t see the angel’s face behind the guy’s, but assume that it conveys a similar quality of ecstasy.

  35. ♥ Tim.

  36. Walter Sobchak

    I thought that cutout was Jason Priestley… very disappointed that it’s actually that vampire boy. It’s obviously just a fling and not a long term mental disease.

  37. Hmmm. Twilight jokes. *yawn*

  38. I think I might be in love with Tina.

    Lamebook is living up to it’s name. (Banging head off of table.)

    DAMMIT LAMEBOOF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!

  39. Yes the misspelling was intentional. Although Lameboob would probably fit better.

  40. Jesus was a real man, just the stuff that was wrote about him was fictional. I’m an atheist and even I know that.

  41. Some of it probably was though.

    I don’t know how to elaborate on this subject without sounding stupid.

    Pardon my idiocracy.

  42. Oh man, that picture with the girl holding the Twilight cutout is what Lamebook is all about. Keep more stuff like that coming.

  43. Tina, get your head out of your ass!

  44. The girl with the cutout seems to be the happiest out of the group

  45. wow, for #2, and I thought *I* was pathetic for not having a male date for prom and bringing a female friend. Twilight is spreading, and killing the world (on the inside) as much as the Bubonic plague did for Europe.. that pretty much speaks for 1-3. lol for #4

  46. Am I really the only one who finds cutout girl hilarious? You don’t have a date to prom, so instead of standing by yourself with all your coupled-off friends, you get yourself a hot, steamy cardboard cutout to take pictures with. Seems like a better investment than a boutonneire to me.

  47. I thought it was kinda’ funny, too!

  48. @Shlebs, what I meant was, why couldn’t she get a real date, and why did she have to resort to taking the cutout?

    @chiiro, because it is bent at the knees, and the top part is reflecting the sunlight.

  49. Potentially psycho Twilight loving chick would certainly appear to be the best looking out of her group. Let’s hope that that’s actually a nice dose of humour to go with her good looks, otherwise she’ll be left crying at the end of her prom night after Wing Boy steals her date and leaves a penis shaped hole somewhere in his cardboard crotch region.

  50. jelly, I so agree, but I’m betting there would a hole in the mouth area as well.

  51. To answer the cardboard washout question.
    No it was not photo shop later, the effect you call wash out is the reflection from the sun… the cardboard photo is bent in 2 different places.

    Yes it’s lame, but it is obviously funny as hell!

  52. i happen to know the people in this picture with the cardboard cutout. its not prom idiots its a karrousel. and she just didnt have a date so one of the guys stole it from one of our teachers and she pretended it was her date. it was actually pretty hilarious!

  53. @lovealways: I’m trying to figure out what you mean by “karrousel”. Please explain?

  54. 1) Tina, the fact that you compared Twilight as a tragedy to the previous posts makes you a sad human being.

    2) Desperate, and even that seems to be an understatement.

    3) Just….no.

    4) There you go, Tim.

  55. grlbhvingbadly

    @ Xepher: I think Tina is being sarcastic by stating that Twilight is a tragedy in itself.

  56. i guess karrousel is only in my town.. its a big exclusive dance that costs a bunch of money and you have to be invited to go.

  57. I hope that girl with the cardboard edward is NOT serious….hes so freaking UGLY, and creepy…what about him do girls find attractive??

  58. Gotcha. Thank you for explaining.

    My town had a debutante ball (“Belle Ball”) just for the pretty, rich girls. It was also by-invitation and quite expensive. I was neither pretty nor rich, so I was pretty well SOL on that one.

  59. So it’s a douchebag party then? Fitting considering the subject of the cutout.

  60. I dunno, Card-wards girlfriend looks like the happiest of all the people in that picture… maybe there’s something to be said for a date you can carry with one hand, doesn’t talk back, and at the end of the night you can choose to either throw him in the dumpster or shove him in the closet for next time.

  61. I have a Kard-sten Stewart one…but she sleeps with me in my bed..I have a good imagination. too good.

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