Thursday, July 1, 2010

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Quips

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  1. slippy, I agree with you on most things, but girls together is pretty soft for mine, it is basically foreplay, unless there’s some major equipment in the mix, then it gets interesting.

  2. slippy, by Mario Puzo.

  3. Most girl on girl is quite soft and most girls I know don’t mind a bit of girl on girl action (even if they won’t always admit it)

  4. word, how old are you? ballpark figure..?

    (you don’t sound like too much of a ‘lady’ to be offended by that question ;-))

  5. really you guys? i hate girl on girl action. Its boring. I like a guy in the mix.

    Yoink, I don’t mean guy on guy porn. I guess I think of guy porn as the really hard nasty porn vs girl porn which is all soft with too many props and not enough roughness, cheesy music, and plot lines that take up more of the movie than the sex does.

    Word, I suppose some girl on girl can be pretty soft. Or maybe it just seems that way because they don’t have dicks haha

    But I think soft core porn has an actual definition…hold on, I’m gonna check.

  6. slippyslappy likes belladonna. πŸ˜‰

  7. Softcore pornography, also known as Soft Porn, is a form of filmic or photographic pornography or erotica that is less sexually explicit than hardcore pornography.

    hmmm this is not what I had in mind. I suppose I think soft core porn is simply “nicer sex” vs hard core which is dirtier, raunchier and much “meaner” sex.

  8. Not offended, alord. Ballpark? Nowhere near just coming out of school, and nowhere near retirement. That ballpark enough for you?

  9. πŸ™‚

    you’re one of the very very few people on here that i actually try to imagine sitting at your computer typing your messages.

    (creepy?)

    soup, sensiblemadness, hobo, yoink the others.

  10. @ Alord…you’re probably not wrong.

  11. alord, not creepy. I imagine only a few myself. I used to imagine you, and I’ve seen you now, and I’m not disappointed. I don’t think you would be either. I’d like to think so anyway.

  12. maybe word looks like belladonna….?

  13. whatever you look like, word, that’s one sexy come-on.

  14. alord, well thanks. Re Belladonna: same hair colour/length, but nothing fake here. It’s the real deal.

  15. but that’s not belladonna’s strength anyway. her strength’s in how….. accommodating she is. and that’s important. a guy needs to feel welcome!

  16. I’ll lay down the welcome mat for you any time.

  17. By the way, your song is excellent.

  18. i think i just shuddered. i’m an old romantic.

    whenever you see this scenario on tv, the sexy velvety voice is actually a fat 50yr-old with a fag on and three noisy young kids screaming and running round the tr ailer.
    i watch and slap my face in frustration, decry the naivety of said telephoning callow youth &c &c

    but now i’m actually in it, i mean really IN it, the milk and honey, all of it… i feel like a kid in love.

    word.

  19. i think i just shuddered. i’m an old romantic.

    whenever you see this scenario on tv, the sexy velvety voice is actually a fat 50yr-old with a f a g* on and three noisy young kids screaming and running round the tr ailer.
    i watch and slap my face in frustration, decry the naivety of said telephoning callow youth &c &c

    but now i’m actually in it, i mean really IN it, the milk and honey, all of it… i feel like a kid in love.

    word.

    *this was moderated. in english it means cigarette, not that word which rhymes with duomosexual.

  20. alord, omit the middle paragraph, and that’s me back at you. It’s been that way for a while. I’ve just never told you… until now.

    The jig is up.

  21. ah well. the jig was good while it lasted.

    by that i mean i had sufficient time to crack one off before you disabused me of my dreamy notions. πŸ˜€

  22. oh god. now i get it. you mean you think I’M a 50yr old internet perv/truck driver/ supermarket checkout man who lives with his decrepit old mother, and clicks a mousepad with one hand whilst scratching his balls slash eating a pot noodle or similar microwave meal with the other who masquerades as a sexy attractive young rock star?

    you wish that were true. it’d be easier for you to handle. πŸ˜‰

  23. clicks a mousepad!!?!

    i’m baked. we’re all baked in that video. i would ask if you could tell, but insults and intelligence don’t mix well.

    sweet dreams. good night to one, and all.

  24. I think you too tired to get my meaning. We’ll save it for another time. Bye for now.

  25. I’m absolutely shit-faced, but this conversation between everybody made me laugh my drunken ass off

  26. It’s funny how it all starts about the original post and gradually starts to be about yoink and whoever yoink has going with him! Love it. Good job yoink! Intentional or not.

  27. I am astounded that other people know who Belladonna is… I don’t feel like such a porno whacked girl now… word, I do stand in astonishment. I am blasted and for anyone who read the earlier posts, you know why. Regardless, I love porn. I am going to go watch some now. See y’all in the morning πŸ˜€

  28. god i hate twilight

  29. I’m sad in that my BOYFRIEND actually keeps saying ‘I’m going to drag you to see the new twilight movie’ and I keep replying with ‘Eugh, can’t I stay in and play call of duty?’
    Seriously.
    I hate you stephenie meyer.

  30. It’s ok amtrak. I had a boyfriend once who dragged me to see The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

    I dragged him to see Episode 3 of Star Wars (yeah, it was obviously a while back), and I should have known that I needed to end it when he asked me if there had been an Episode 1 and 2.

    Although, in his defense, Episodes 1 and 2 were pretty lame, considering.

  31. Hahah guinevere! Being a geeky girlfriend is amazing!
    Having a chick-flick boyfriend kind of sucks πŸ™

    Although, I’m trying to convince mine that Harry Potter is worth much more than Twilight. He thinks ‘Harry Potter sucks’ even though he hasn’t read it. I think he’s a twi-hard 15 year girl at heart!

  32. Right, well you two have weird boyfriends…
    AND Twilight sucks.
    I’m glad we’ve cleared this up!

  33. Eh Twilight = crap. I want a real vampire movie where they didn’t give a shit about your feelings, they just wanted to suck your blood πŸ™‚
    In the Lost Boys, they had to stay in a cave because they couldn’t go into the light. In Twilight they go to fucking high school! WTF

  34. Oh dan_fargis you’ve out done yourself, “satanic pop-culture icons” is perfect.

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