Sooooo basically you’ll make yourself gag by eating bowls of gravy. Then make yourself sick (diarrhea) by taking laxatives. Then you’ll use your own money to order funeral flower arrangements just so you can crap on the casket of your enemy. Finally, you’ll embarrass yourself by getting arrested and having to spend the day in a holding cell while still experiencing diarrhea (usually lasts all day).
And you’ll do this 3 possibly 4 times over the course of your life (assuming they all die before you).
Seems to me your enemies will be getting the last laugh…
This is the biggest load of passive aggressive pussy bullshit I’ve ever seen.
You don’t like someone- either tell them or let it go.
This big plan to shit on their dead body? Firstly, they’re dead, they’ll never know. Secondly, you’re not going to go through with it. You say this is what stops you from stabbing them? No. What stops you from doing ANYTHING is your lack of spine. And that’s why you’ll die alone having done nothing at all with your life.