Comments on: The Real World Would Like to Welcome You

By: Vancouver

Vancouver — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 18:08:54 +0000

Oh, and #178: you’re full of shit.

By: Vancouver

Vancouver — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 18:07:49 +0000

Also, you know this guy is totally Christian.

By: Vancouver

Vancouver — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 18:07:25 +0000

A guy who’s high on weed is not going to stab you. If anything he’ll give you a hug and start talking about “Kid A” and how it revolutionized music. He will do this for thirty minutes, then wander off to find a Jimmy John’s and take advantage of the “free smells” policy. For an hour. He will then go back to his dorm or apartment, watch two episodes of “Spin City,” and eat rotisserie chicken.
In short: he’ll do a lot less damage than a guy who’s drunk.

By: defrenatus

defrenatus — Sun, 03 Apr 2011 07:24:03 +0000

I don’t know this guy (thankfully), and I’m sure there are other PCC’s in the world…
but this sounds like it’s at Pasadena City College. I used to live in the area and attend that school.
This certainly is not an isolated incident. This guy does sound like a pansy; must be fresh out of HS. It’s fine if you don’t want to do drugs — more power to you. But I really don’t think someone’s gunna shank you if you merely decline, lmao. I’ve had people from that school solicit me as their toking buddies, and I must say, they’re some of the dopest (no pun intended) people I know. This dude prob pissed his pants over a harmless stoner.
Mota forever.

By: lauriebeth

lauriebeth — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 20:16:17 +0000

@178: “I’ve seen plenty of people whose lives have been fucked up big time by “just” cannabis or weed.”

I sincerely doubt that. And it’s not an either or. Cannabis and weed are the same thing.

By: stinacakes

stinacakes — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 09:44:25 +0000

GOOD THING HE DIDNT GET HIGH, HE WOULDVE FREAKED OUT AND CRIED.

By: haroldsaxon

haroldsaxon — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 10:19:35 +0000

Feh.
I don’t do pot or associate myself with very many stoners. (Mostly personal choice. I’m fine with people who do it, so long as they don’t keep trying to force it on me or talk about doing it every time we speak.)
I find people who drink constantly like it’s the only thing they have to do with their life more dangerous than potheads.

Just my two cents.

By: redqueen

redqueen — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 13:56:49 +0000

jeff, you overly dramatic dumb-ass

By: steffy88

steffy88 — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 22:25:33 +0000

I think these kids are high on the lord lol. And coke.

By: thinkbroad

thinkbroad — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 23:03:06 +0000

This thread reminds me of a young cop I once met who shared a heroic story with me about how he rescued a kid from “overdosing on pot”. Good think the kid didn’t try to shank him!! And to think the force allows idiots like this to carry a gun and badge and even worse that he could be one to respond to a serious emergency. Shame on America for filling people’s heads with such lies about a PLANT. Sheesh!!

By: snikkih

snikkih — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:11:42 +0000

WTF?

By: zakk

zakk — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 21:27:30 +0000

Jebus Christ! how pampered and sheltered do you have to be?!

By: Serial Thriller

Serial Thriller — Wed, 05 May 2010 07:11:41 +0000

That is the most adorable group of honkies I’ve seen in one-fucking-place.

By: chibidots

chibidots — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 02:19:25 +0000

@WeedShanker Yeah, this kid’s probably hyped on MSG, high fructose corn syrup, and partially hydrogenated oils to realize how fucking stupid he sounds. Weed is not the problem, it’s the solution. Go smoke a bowl and think about all the drugs in your food you eat everyday little christian kids. I’ll give you a hint, it’s all those things I listed.

By: Its the fucking Beatles

Its the fucking Beatles — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 17:50:05 +0000

Maybe we shouldn’t be so damned judgmental of others. Yes these kids sound incredibly naive but I don’t know why people would give them such shit about it. And for those advocating the use of drugs, maybe you should get your facts straight. Drugs do HUGE amounts of damage to both mental and physical health. I’ve known of several people who have died very young (between 30-35)due to heart disease because of their lifestyle choices. People have committed suicide after their mental health went into a downward spiral after smoking cannabis and weed for years. I’ve been to crime scenes where “stoners” have murdered their own friends for drugs and/or money. I’ve seen plenty of people whose lives have been fucked up big time by “just” cannabis or weed. We all live life differently. What is wrong with that?

By: drunk.otter

drunk.otter — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 10:29:11 +0000

The upset him so much he had to tell his priest about it – at least afterwards, when his mouth was empty. Jesus be praised!

By: oohmandyy

oohmandyy — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:19:47 +0000

It does not surprise me at all that someone would be offering students weed at the PCC campus. Oh, community college.

By: killakat

killakat — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 12:44:29 +0000

Gotta love the ‘Nerd Herd’ and their home schooled education.
Thanks for saying no, at least that gives us more weed. regards, the ‘violent stoners’.

By: Babycat

Babycat — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 22:20:25 +0000

@ ninjapiraterockstar: you are the best! As for the original post, these dorks must attend Oral Roberts University! That Alice is a closet freak. She “sips” alcohol. That’s what they all say! @ questioning: you are SO right re cops and law enforcement agencies trolling FB. I have an acquaintance who is a fed and he says it is their most useful tool, currently. I have seen confessions to crime posted on FB! Your freaking name is on your profile! And most likely your photo! Idiots!!! o

By: EchoWhiskey

EchoWhiskey — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 08:36:46 +0000

Alcohol, yay!

By: questioning

questioning — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:43:19 +0000

HELLO? never mind the kid figuring it all out, doesn’t ANYONE else notice the REAL issue here???? the kid blabbing about his room mate having a “dealer bro.” Why doesn’t anyone understand COPS LOOOOVE FACEBOOK?!?!? thats right,it doesnt take a rocket scientist these days to track drug offenders- when they are revealing their entire shit online. Its the friend ratting out his room mate’s bro that is going to get shanked! Real quick. The real issue here isnt the same old weed debate. Its what the hell is happening to our society online. The poor dumb kid doesnt realize his need to express his anxieties online- will lead to a massive shakedown. Its allright for the kid to struggle with choices- healthy and natural and no one should choose drugs without thought and guidance. Police work couldnt get any easier than facebook- which means more taxes for everyone. For god’s sake, don’t ask and don’t tell. Its all public domain people!!! Figure that out already. By the time the police force gets down rounding up that campus, nobody’s going to make it to graduation day.I hope they all get some strong enough herb to make them good and PARANOID. they should be.

By: Meyanna

Meyanna — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 07:31:11 +0000

“What does shank mean?” “I think it means to pants someone.” “Nope, it means to beat someone up.” “Shank means to cut someone with a knife.”

ROFLMFAO, fa shizzle.

By: WilmoTheBear

WilmoTheBear — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 22:15:42 +0000

3500 years a medicine, 100 years a drug, i know the numbers arent totally correct, but still, some stupid shit that this world is going through

By: Saint923

Saint923 — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 03:38:45 +0000

“What does shank mean?” Bwahahaha.

Alice has never drank, or had an orgasm.. hats off to you alice.

By: WikidJuggaloPanda

WikidJuggaloPanda — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 07:34:03 +0000

my favorite comment “you turned down free weed?”

By: ninjapiraterockstar

ninjapiraterockstar — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:35:37 +0000

A week ago I was atually offered Christ by some dude at College. I was walking out of a lecture and this guy just goes “hey, buddy, want tot alk” and he was smiling all weird, like he was mentally deranged or something. I was thinking “wow, just back the fuck up dude or I’ll shank the fuck out of you so hard” but I knew that it was a public place with a lot of people around so I had to play it cool. Then he was all like “Jesus loves you man” and “drugs hurt your soul”. Now I’m only telling you this as a warning, because I want you to be prepared for all manner of sinister things you’ll experience in college. There’s a lot of scary people at college, like this Christian fella. So anyway, he then says “do you want to go and study some bible with me” and stayed cool as lime cordial, just acting all relaxed, but obviously I was shitting myself on the inside.
So I followed himout into this carpark where he wanted me to study some bible with him and I knew that I couldn’t just reject his offer cos he might get up onme. And there’s nothing worse than someone getting all up on you. SO anyway, he pulls out this bible and then I started tripping, ‘cos I couldn’t believe that someone was actually offering me the love of Christ… at college, of all places!…. I was scared. I had no choice… I shanked him…… That’s right, just pulled out my shiv and drove it hard up under his rib cage till he started coughing up blood and making a hideous gurgling noise. And then I ran away to go offer people free pot in parking lots. I nearly shanked some other bloke when he rejected mny offer but I knew that my shank-quota had been filled for the day and I guess I just bought it.

But yeah, take care out there all my friends, especially those of you who are either current or prospective college students.

(…. and, on a serious note, I’m actually a Christian, so don’t think i hate christians or some shit, i just fell in love with this guy’s message. fantastic)

By: whippy

whippy — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 03:49:24 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wixlfPnxJTo is probably what these pricks were watching.

and even if i was high on christ, id probably get high on ganja for an even bigger high.

By: Christ on a cracker

Christ on a cracker — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 17:36:37 +0000

What?! The fuck is wrong with kids these days anyway?

You NEVER say NO to free ganja, dude! You high on christ or something!

By: robbybox333

robbybox333 — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 01:16:26 +0000

@167 …a candid and thought-provoking reflection!

By: ContactRoastingMachine

ContactRoastingMachine — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 11:42:30 +0000

I’m pretty sure I’ve played the party of “some dude” multiple times in my college career. I feel kind of bad about it now, seeing the other side of things… all the times I threw up in public… all the times I pulled out hard drugs infront of strangers. All the times I tried to sell weed to random people. Sometimes I think I’m a monster.