Dad using the Facebook status box to search the net IS pretty funny.
You’re right, Zoned. Meg Ryan? A few years ago, yes, for sure. But now? Fuck that. She looks like absolute shit. Her plastic surgeon/s should be shot. Joanna, tell your Facebook-googling dumbass of a dad he needs his eyes checked.
There’s nothing wrong/embarrassing with searching for a few Meg Ryan photos. And it’s not like he searched for “Meg Ryan in old age, not to be confused with the older photos of her a few years ago which are abundantly available and show her in all her young sexy glory, but rather some newer photos where her face is melting off.”
blondebimbo: I am completely able to differentiate between statuses and private messages…which is why I posted a status and not a private message Private messages do not provide the opportunity for public shaming, alas.
For anyone else who is concerned about the potential embarrassment of my father, rest assured…he deserved it. And his response to it has been to post pro-Meg comments all over the facebooks of my siblings and I.
I would fuck the shit out of Meg Ryan. Then, when I told the story, I’d set the date back a couple decades. Sure to impress.
How embarrassing is it to stalk a friend on Facebook and find you’ve accidentally posted their lonely name as your status update (instead of typing it in the search box)? Never actually done this, but I have come close a couple times. If it ever does happen, I’ll just say it’s a game of Facebook Jeopardy and ask people to write their own questions, like “Who has the biggest tits on your friends list?” and “Who had six abortions in one year?”