Comments on: The Perfect Combo

By: SamuelLJackson

SamuelLJackson — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 17:34:46 +0000

This guy needs to team up with Suroor. No woman alive could resist THAT combination.

By: sexilexi1983

sexilexi1983 — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 18:13:53 +0000

LOL I no this guy,he just had a baby with my friend and he is NOT 5’9 he’s about 5’5 and my friend doesn’t have a big arse either and she doesn’t look like any of the women he described so he obviously made the exception!

By: maddywoo

maddywoo — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 20:47:51 +0000

I wouldn’t get on that with Tara Reid’s vagina.

I just don’t think there is an excuse for lazy spelling when you are on the computer and typing up something that long.

By: samij

samij — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:15:37 +0000

Heheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I know this guy! Lololol. Awesome. He is actually not a bad guy, but I do remember one incident where he was slightly questionable on the decency front. Funny thing is, just yesterday I was wondering what happened to him. Now I know. Bless.

By: Najma

Najma — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:54:09 +0000

@ Erika

I freakin’ love you for pointing that out, I didn’t even notice.
Gave me a good laugh XD

By: Erika

Erika — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 09:10:55 +0000

I will never understand why people feel the need to flip off the camera in a picture.

Much love for the pixelated sunglasses, by the way.

By: Peach

Peach — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 12:38:30 +0000

You have got to wonder what some of these people are thinking; I mean seriously – even if you were attractive what on earth would possess you to do something like that? XD
LOL @ 144.

By: MelissaE

MelissaE — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:54:51 +0000

How can he possibly still be single after that? I am broken hearted that I got here too late.

By: tamika

tamika — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 17:01:12 +0000

Damn… I cant fix that last comment lol

By: tamika

tamika — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 16:59:46 +0000

I love the fact that his just sunglasses are pixelated…

By: maria411

maria411 — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 07:01:37 +0000

WTF is up with ugly bastards like that thinking they can chat shit. Seriously he is a minger from what I can see so he has no place to chat shit like that I hope he ends up with a fat ugly whore

By: sparkjolt

sparkjolt — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:59:54 +0000

So he’s not asking for much then?

By: Fran

Fran — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:16:13 +0000

As an egocentric, retarded but deluded, exhibitionist size 10 with a size 16 ass, who can’t (for some reason I really can’t put my finger on) find a man the old fashioned way, I’m going to reply to his ad

By: Red

Red — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:56:17 +0000

Lol now HE is ugly
Would he seriously think, not even talking about his bad English yet, he can hook up with a non-whore?

By: clare

clare — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:09:44 +0000

is he sniffing his finger?? he could sniff my bum anytime

By: Last night

Last night — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:42:44 +0000

This man DESERVES the nobel peace prize. Why? Well let’s run down the list shall we?

The girl should have a:

1. Resemblance to Rihanna, Jessica Simpson, Aaliyah, Beyonce, Angelina Jolie or JLo.

2. Great sense of humour.

3. Great personality

4. a judicious employment of her words and be aware of the precise occassions when she should converse. i.e. – Doesn’t talk too much

5. Great arse

6. Talent for performing scintillating dance moves.

7. Rich father and have substantial sums of money herself.

8. Must be size 16.

If these noble sentiments can be realised, the terrorists would abandon their terrorist activities and gleefully embrace the paradise on earth instead of blowing themselves up to go up there in spirit. And the very idea of the defeat of terrorists would certainly entitle this visionary to a Nobel peace prize. I mean the latest guy to get it also merely voiced noble sentiments right? You don’t have to ACTUALLY accomplish anything tangible to get one.

I nominate this Nigerian douche for the Nobel prize. Anyone willing to second that?

By: Bored

Bored — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:58:12 +0000

rofl

By: Ballsonya

Ballsonya — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:23:57 +0000

this guy reeks of vinegar

By: Julia

Julia — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:58:34 +0000

“so u only got 1 chance to impress me”

Wow, he really thinks he’s quite the catch, doesn’t he?

By: Julia

Julia — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:58:17 +0000

“so u only got 1 chance to impress me”

Wow, he really thinks he’s quite the catch doesn’t he?

By: baby sally

baby sally — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:34:18 +0000

if ever women needed a good definition of a chauvinist jackass…well look no further than the pic and long as profile intro above this page….this makes me wonder what planet he really hails from…sure aint earth…now any woman or girl dumb enough to reply…reply meaning send him a pic of ur face n ass….i stand corrected he aint the biggest jackass she is!gotta applaud him though…mans got balls to type all that backside on here!

By: nerf

nerf — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:07:15 +0000

this combination of low self-esteem and lack of humility is RARE, so you got 1 chance to impress me, girrllllll.

effin’ idiot.

true story.

By: Shane A

Shane A — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:30:00 +0000

This guy sounds brilliant! if only he was ‘my’ way, haha. .

Its a shame you only like girls xx

By: Am I the only one?

Am I the only one? — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 06:15:07 +0000

Okay, the dude has sounded like an idiot the entire post, right? So, am I the only one who heard that last line like a commercial?

“This combination of looks, personality, stability is RARE…”

So, act fast, before this offer expires! Call 1-800-441-2400!

…Sorry. XD

By: Rachel

Rachel — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:29:05 +0000

I read it, Kayla. You go girl. My thoughts exactly. I can only aspire to be good enough for a fucking LOSER like this.

By: KaylaGirl

KaylaGirl — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:32:20 +0000

Omg, and what’s he bringing to the table? A vast collection of shades? spinning rims on his 1995 Toyota Camry with mismatched hood and doors? Ohhh, he’s clearly out of my league all I’ve got going for me is a sharp wit and class. I think I’m really losing out here. Maybe I should go make myself better looking, since that’s how I’ll get the “cheeky” boys to like me… Oh, wait, I just found another facet of upset. The whole flipping off the camera thing? How is that appealing to anyone? I didn’t get the excited shiver he surely expected me to and say “Oh gracious, he’s such a bad boy. I can change him, I can change him!” Instead I rolled my eyes and thought, “Oh dear, another Kanye worshiper. This should be grand.”

That was so long no one will read it, and that’s just fine. I still had to say it. lol.

By: omg

omg — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:12:22 +0000

stupid niggaz…

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:19:41 +0000

@Guy
I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. No one wants to hear your opinion. And you don’t always have to be the individual who needs to oppose comments on the internet just to spark debate and appear clever. And as for not thinking this tool is bad then what does that say about you? do you like “fly hunnies wif gheTTo bootiez hu no wen to speek and wen not to$$$” no but seriously mate, thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

By: Rick Roll'd

Rick Roll'd — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:58:09 +0000

Black as what?? is that supposed to be prison bars and a gun? fuckin racist

By: sarah04

sarah04 — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 01:21:31 +0000

what a tosser.