Come on, guys. Give him a break. He could be rude about the photos he’s sent, but that’s not the kind of man he is: he’s charitable, and will just ignore the photos he dislikes, thus saving the dignity of the sender. *throws off wedding ring and moves to Cardiff to hunt this mofo down*
This dude is obviously suffering from “little man syndrome’ or as some call it “Tom Cruisism”. Anyone who goes on fb to brag about themsleves and state their criteria in women (whom are 99.9% of the time out of their league) usually a wackjob or a recent parolee. But…with grammer skills like that, I’m getting kinda hot.
assuming they are all as awesome as his profile pic, i want to reply to him just to get the ‘front shot, side shot and back shot’. also, anyone get the feeling he’s not even 5’9? all short people add a few inches. i say 5’6 at best.
in truth the only shot i want is one of him suffering horrible pain at the hands of all of us
I havent laughed so much at a comment in a while, @ duke of puke that was hilarious! Got to give it to the Brits, they sure allow quality immigrants into their country. Wow this guy sounds like the perfect catch get in line ladies, I always wanted a broke ass mofo whose arse I have to support and has me speaking only when spoken to and proberly would like me to be more plastic then barbie. Well at least he knows what he wants LOL pity he’s prob going to be single for the rest of his life. And whats with the finger is that supposed to make him hardcore????
I really don’t see what is so bad about this. There are 10,000 worse things people make on the internet on a daily basis to make an ass of themselves. I think you guys are just picking on him because he abbreviates “are” as “r” and makes a few spelling mistakes and you guys want to feel better about yourselves. Not funny. Not half as embarassing/pathetic as you guys are making it out to be. Again, guarantee half of you guys have never even spoken to a black dude for more than like 2 minutes, have any black friends, or grew up in a neighborhood that had more than like 4% black population. Just saying. Bye. This sucks.
People like you piss me off, why dont you just fuck off and die.
I hate people like you that always try and pull the racism card! You are pathetic and an oxgen thief. The reason we dont like this guy is cause he is lame! Not because he is black and also because he is a chavanuist pig, and for your info im white and my best friend is black so do the world a favour and stop breathing please.
@ LittleMz. Also, fine, it wasn’t about race. BUT, it was about the way he is speaking. I’ve seen much much much worse examples of bad spelling/sentence structure, and the fact that I mentioned he’s black is because it’s often enough black people who are writing like that. And people are so quick to jump on people who use a few, possible stupid looking abbreviations. Also, god damn you are a hateful person jesus christ calm down. I know I said it before but man… I thought I was angry at the world.
Then why did you have to bring up the whole fact that he is black, like the reason I dont like you is not because of your race but because of your stupid comments and the fact that I think your a dick. Im not hateful, I have no problem with the rest of the people who have commented, only you and your pathetic point of view.
@ Rick’s sister: Because often enough there are comments that say “oh man, she’s black, really? I couldn’t have guessed.” It is assuming unintelligence or, that a person has no worth when they post abbreviations like that. I mean, there are times when it is just ridiculous but I didn’t feel this was one. And the reason I brought up that he was black is because, they would realize if they knew any black people a lot of them will talk like on facebook or whatever and that and that doesn’t mean they are less of a person or anything. Also, I don’t believe he is being a chauvenistic pig I believe he is tired of fat bitches mailing him haha. Also, I’m pretty sure I’m not the dick “fuck off and die”, “stop breathing”, “oxygen stealer”.
Oh god yes, the pixelated sunglasses just make this for me. This guy is clearly a massive life fail who has no respect for women, and does not realise that most intelligent women would just laugh in his face. Unfortunately im sure he got a few replies from some real classy ladies who found something, god knows what, about his request for “a sexy gal” who “dont talk to much” appealing.
@ guy – I find this poster to be a complete idiot. You’re right behind him. Btw, you’re right, I’ve never talked to a black guy once in my life, nope. Especially not with having my best friend being black since age 2. I probably have about 50 black friends on FB also, and NONE of them talk like that. Nice try on trying to defend you playing the race card. Go team Kanye!
Oh wow. Kind of refreshing to see someone being so straight up about what they expect in a girl.
Read: Looks that compare to fabulously airbrushed women who exercise 50% of their day. A girl who has many intelligent things to say, but apparently not the guts to say them. And god forbid she doesn’t have a nice ass. I got standards.
Pick me, pick me you African/Welsh hybrid Prince you!
I is nice baby, and I think I is well fit.
I am British and humour is spelt *humour* bloody Americans adopted our language and then maimed it for their own “individuality” despite the fact all of their ancestors were European and could actually spell!
u be proper ode,mumu,ewu.Ur village gather money send u come better urself na woman u dey find.wai u even talk say u be naija boy,na for village dey don dey pursue u ,you think say u sabi.U fine na im u wear sunglasses inside house,5’9 more like 1’5.i go help u paste ur pic everywhere,i sure say na oshodi u dey,which cardiff -de one wey u read for magazine.na proper deliverance ur family suppose do, unless na u ur village sacrifice for de taboos u don do!so as u be na ur punishment.
Does guy really think our issue with this post is the grammar? My god it was so bad I didn’t even notice the terrible spelling! The twats a self obsessed, arrogant pig. His attitude towards women and life in general is appalling. He is as shallow as a puddle and has nothing to offer anyone but his good looks, which are tarnished by the fact he believes himself to be gods fookin gift! @Guy if you missed all that your probably exactly the same as this prick, the colour of your or his skin has nothing to do with that im afraid, your just a prick.
hahah if he the shit like he thinks he is, then he wouldnt need to be checking out on facebook. and yes i am sure some of you have said that, the fact that i am also sayin it only further proves your point because obviously that means others agree. and i am betting the fact he is so out of proportion, you know, how his head is like ten times bigger than the rest of his body, has to do with why he needs to go on facebook to find his sexy lady
I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. No one wants to hear your opinion. And you don’t always have to be the individual who needs to oppose comments on the internet just to spark debate and appear clever. And as for not thinking this tool is bad then what does that say about you? do you like “fly hunnies wif gheTTo bootiez hu no wen to speek and wen not to$$$” no but seriously mate, thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Omg, and what’s he bringing to the table? A vast collection of shades? spinning rims on his 1995 Toyota Camry with mismatched hood and doors? Ohhh, he’s clearly out of my league all I’ve got going for me is a sharp wit and class. I think I’m really losing out here. Maybe I should go make myself better looking, since that’s how I’ll get the “cheeky” boys to like me… Oh, wait, I just found another facet of upset. The whole flipping off the camera thing? How is that appealing to anyone? I didn’t get the excited shiver he surely expected me to and say “Oh gracious, he’s such a bad boy. I can change him, I can change him!” Instead I rolled my eyes and thought, “Oh dear, another Kanye worshiper. This should be grand.”
That was so long no one will read it, and that’s just fine. I still had to say it. lol.
if ever women needed a good definition of a chauvinist jackass…well look no further than the pic and long as profile intro above this page….this makes me wonder what planet he really hails from…sure aint earth…now any woman or girl dumb enough to reply…reply meaning send him a pic of ur face n ass….i stand corrected he aint the biggest jackass she is!gotta applaud him though…mans got balls to type all that backside on here!
This man DESERVES the nobel peace prize. Why? Well let’s run down the list shall we?
The girl should have a:
1. Resemblance to Rihanna, Jessica Simpson, Aaliyah, Beyonce, Angelina Jolie or JLo.
2. Great sense of humour.
3. Great personality
4. a judicious employment of her words and be aware of the precise occassions when she should converse. i.e. – Doesn’t talk too much
5. Great arse
6. Talent for performing scintillating dance moves.
7. Rich father and have substantial sums of money herself.
8. Must be size 16.
If these noble sentiments can be realised, the terrorists would abandon their terrorist activities and gleefully embrace the paradise on earth instead of blowing themselves up to go up there in spirit. And the very idea of the defeat of terrorists would certainly entitle this visionary to a Nobel peace prize. I mean the latest guy to get it also merely voiced noble sentiments right? You don’t have to ACTUALLY accomplish anything tangible to get one.
I nominate this Nigerian douche for the Nobel prize. Anyone willing to second that?
As an egocentric, retarded but deluded, exhibitionist size 10 with a size 16 ass, who can’t (for some reason I really can’t put my finger on) find a man the old fashioned way, I’m going to reply to his ad
Heheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I know this guy! Lololol. Awesome. He is actually not a bad guy, but I do remember one incident where he was slightly questionable on the decency front. Funny thing is, just yesterday I was wondering what happened to him. Now I know. Bless.
LOL I no this guy,he just had a baby with my friend and he is NOT 5’9 he’s about 5’5 and my friend doesn’t have a big arse either and she doesn’t look like any of the women he described so he obviously made the exception!