I hate long posts, they always suck me in with the thought that if someone went to that much effort, it must be entertaining. Half way through I realize I’ve been tricked into reading shit again, but then I figure I’ve read this much, might as well finish.
This story would be amusing if he told it in person, down the pub for example, and reenacted the whole thing. The amusing part would be at the end, watching him dragged away by the authorities for being a mental.
He killed a fly and had a shave with a bints cunt razor.
Oh no it’s more than three lines long! Oh no I may not be immediately awarded for the very minimal effort I have to put into reading! Oh no I’m an entitled whining little prickster of the immediate gratification generation!
paragraphs? on FB? ok…
agree though, it wasn’t worth it. also agree with lmamofo’s comment, and this has occured to me quite often. people come to websites, where they have to read, and then they complain if there’s too much to read. hmm…
bacchante, you’re so…violent..?
i’m really impressed that you claim to have physically maimed people in retaliation for not writing the way you like. seems like a reasonable, measured response.
alternatively, you may need to just chill the fuck out. christ, it’s like an echidna has crawled up your vag or something mate.
in australia, we call our mates cunts and our cunts mates. didn’t you know? so what you’re trying to say is that you want my friendship but don’t understand that i’m just calling you a cunt.
my “chill the fuck out” stance remains. it’s good advice. try it.