I almost wrote a comment about the cake disaster we had when we where putting down gay kids but I am afraid the moderators will take it off.
I once bought a cake for my midget Gertrude and asked the cake boss to write “Happy Fucking Birthday you vertically challenge fucktard” on it. When I went to collect it I found out he misspelled fucktard. Quite embarrassing, so I poked her eye’s out so she never saw it.
That’s what you get for going to a bakery that buys their cakes pre-made and only decorates the top… I could make a better looking cake than that and I don’t even cook! Those pre-made cakes always look and taste like dry cardboard.
Who asks for words in the shape of Texas? Anyone from Texas. I lived there for nearly four years and they’re all like that. They have their own “national anthem” that they sing at sporting events and such. Want to piss off a Texan? Tell them that Texas is, in fact, NOT the largest state in America (Alaska is).
Honestly, I’ve had grocery store bakeries screw up more cakes. I went in to get my kid a cake last year (for her birthday) and I was VERY SPECIFIC. The girl pretended to write it down. I threw a FIT at the store when I saw it because the girl had been rude in the first place. When they took the ticket it didn’t have anything on it other than “Cherry. Chocolate.”