i saw this post with no comments the moment it came up. a virgin post. the chance of a ‘first’, or some other witty comment. – my indelible mark at the top of the lamebook ledger. i clicked on it, my fingers hovered over the keys for a second…
then i just thought – no, i’m not a retard. nor a pre-teen.
firstly, well done #15 for copying walter (lamepoints for not having an original thought cancelled out by choosing someone cool to copy like walter).
secondly, friends, i’m saddened. i had my jesus in the desert moment, my faith was tested, i had my epiphany (only retards and pre-teens make a ‘first’-style comment), then walked away a better man for it.
i was just sharing. i don’t want to impose my faith on anyone,
for as slumsy saith in the book of murphy (4:18) –
‘judge not, lest ye look like a twazzer.’
thirdly, i’m only cranky when i’ve had too much sleep. :-p
yes! thank you! I thought for sure the joke of the post was going to be something to do with the very wtf notion of just casually mentioning, “oh I was playing with my boomerang when it happened.” That info was so unnecessary. Could have just said, I was outside when I heard the shots. But no…he wanted….nee…NEEDED his friends to know that he was playing with that boomerang. A great mystery… I wonder if he updates his status with references to the boomerang all the time. “Went to the movies last night, had frozen yogurt afterward, didn’t get to bust out the ol’ boomerang.” “My grandmas dead. Might pack the boomerang, as there will be lots of open space at the graveyard.”
yeah that guy Jo’Nathan must think he’s original or something with that name and does he honestly think he’s funny? I mean seriously. You’re right, he was the only one remotely funny but he failed. I guess that’s why we gave him honorable mention before we ragged on his name. We’re so awesome cause we have no originality and make comments about the originality of others. That makes us so cool. Not troll…we’re cool.