“Isn’t he going to go fucking mental when he sees we took his truck?”
“Probably! But that’s the joke! He’ll calm down when he finds out we only FAKE stole it.”
“Right, but… well, we did take it.”
“Yeah, but only fake. We’re just playing. Quick, you take the wheel, I’m on Facebook, and spelling is apparently very very difficult for me because I’m FUCKING stupid.”
I don’t think I could ‘swerve’ into a cici’s pizza place if I tried to. I doubt I could/would even hit a building if I was driving with a head completely full of acid, so drunk i’m barely conscious,higher than cloud 9 and suffering from narcolepy accompanied by a massive concussion. Also, while texting and watching a movie at the same time; even then I could avoid a massive fucking building.
The hilarity of Hobes’ post brought me out of it. Thanks, you’re a lifesaver. Jonjones, I know what you mean. It’s right. Fucking. There. Big ass building. It bring a new meaning to “you couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn.”
Also, we don’t have Cici’s around here at all. Like not even in this state. But we get ads for them on tv. What kind of tease is that?
Good luck hitting a Cici’s around here, although Erica might find a way.
@BritishHobo.. That was pretty funny shit. I don’t want to pick out curtains with you or anything, but I’m a fan of your type of humor.
In the actual post itself…damn. I really can’t get over how stupid the younger generation of America really is. This Erica girl has all the mental prowess of a jellyfish. ‘Nuff said.
Now, I haven’t been back in about 10 years, but it seems that while I’m over here serving our country, people are just getting stupider and stupider. Please someone tell me that there are still intelligent people in America. I’d hate to come home and find that we’ve been taken over by retards (i.e…Democrats). If T.V. is any indication of what to expect….we’re all fucked!
O.G Dirtwood, I am not going to turn this into a political debate,but really?! How do you surmise that all the retards are Democrats? I’d love to hear your logic on that please…
That is all. As for the post,am I the only woman these days who doesn’t think love= the ability to get away with anything? Seriously, why do our friends always tell us when a guy breaks up with us that we’ll find someone better/another man? Why can’t Rachael woman up and tell Erica she is a bitch for crashing someone’s car? Ugh… your friend is an idiot,Rachael. Telling her may be just what she needs.