“Porking?” Didn’t know anyone used that word anymore.
Sounds like an ideal lifestyle to me.
That dude just described my retirement.
Stretch– This guy is A) a dad B) a Brit. Combine the two and you’ll get someone who says a lot of shit that hasn’t been said for some time.
Now that seems downright unnecessary to me.
I’m a dad, and I use modern terms, like bump ‘n’ grind…
But I’m not a Brit, so maybe that’s why I’m a bit more up with the times…
I’m a dad but I’m a cool dad
Bump ‘n grind isn’t modern. The saying is 20 years old.
But I sense you’re being sarcastic so it’s all good.
with a judgemental prick like that for a father, no wonder Dan is rebelling.
Fuck off Robert.
Who doesn’t like a bum hanging around?
Dan may have mental health issues. Living with a judgemental prick all your life may cause depression – Believe It Or Not? (dun dun dunnnnn)
You are a product of your environment.
^so your home environment consisted of people who didn’t quite ‘get it’ and protested that fact loudly and angrily?
Ohai MsAssThrope! I never thought i’ll be glad to see you.
And I’m right.
wow. I wouldn’t blame Dan if he went all menendez brothers on his ass.
Everyone’s my daddy. Especially you @JennySlade.
^really? sorry about your retarded kid, jen =( maybe you should just drown it in a bucket and speak no more of it?
^you too can be my daddy, hon. Don’t be jealous of jenny now.
fuck off Freddy, tha’s a goo’ boy now
Ooh. Daddy’s angry. Gonna spank me daddy-o?
someone named msannethrope pretending to be caring
now that’s comedy
That’s really hurtful finglenail. I didn’t mean to look like I cared. Just be a gentleman and let it fucking go.
Looks like Robert is reminding someone of their own father.
^looks like someone read the intro of Reader’s Digest Big Book of Freud and thinks that they have a fucking clue now.
Does anyone else remember the story of Moses brother ‘Lot’, and how his daughters got him drunk and fucked him ‘because they wanted babies’?
There’s no real relation (ha!) to this post, I just thought it was funny and I’m sick of hearing MsAnneThrope trolling about pointless shit for 20-odd comments.
You could be out there plying your dad with wine then fucking him, AnneThrope- get on it. Might cheer you up.
^boo fucking hoo, gonzo. If I upset you terribly, I suggest you ply yourself with wine, and then throw yourself in front of a fucking train, you whiny little bitch.
And take your book of bronze-age bullshit fucking bible stories with you, you sanctimonious little cockroach.
oh, and, gonz – I read all your comments in gonzo’s (muppet) voice. Unfortunately, I am unable to take anything you say seriously because of this, and it feels 9000x better when I insult you, too.
^^ It’s times like this that I wish I could pull off an overly enthusiastic American accent and scream HOT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.
I want to know more about these extra sound effects. Are we talking Battleship type explosions, or something more mundane like grunting and groaning? Poor Robert, with his frustrated, silent masturbation.
LOL @ #24
if dan’s embrassed, maybe he should change his life.
yes, i’m stuffy…but not a brit.
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