That motherfucker doesn’t have anything on the story about my cock. My phallic story is practically lamebook lore! Unfortunately, since lamebook is just a comments section and not a forum, finding is is going to be like the search for the holey grail.
Has anyone ever made a movie about the “holey” grail, ffs, much like my dick, you can’t even drink from it. And Jeffrey, son. If you even try to make fun of my beautifully carved penis, I will take it off, and fucking CLUB you with it! Do you even have ANY idea who I think I am? Huh? Well, do ya chump?
Berky, that was probably the nicest way I’ve seen someone inform some poor cunt of their repressed feelings for loving of the cock on lamebook for awhile. You might deserve a cookie or something, or like a candy can if that’s your thing…I’m going to bed now, but I’ll be back tomorrow…damnit..