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Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Teaching Haikus

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1. rubert October 7th, 2014 at 12:12 pm

   The first line is short,
   The second line is longer,
   That’s enough haikus.

2. StupidDane October 7th, 2014 at 12:38 pm

   YOLO YOLO YOLO YOLO
   YOLO YOLO YOLO YOLO YOLO
   YOLO YOLO YOLO SWAG

3. The Beast Among Us October 7th, 2014 at 1:04 pm

   Haikus are no fun.
   They bore the shit out of me.
   And they don’t rhyme.

4. sweetatas October 7th, 2014 at 2:08 pm

   I have to go poop
   after reading this caca
   tinkle plop plop flush

   Rhymes are shit, beast. Memory devices at best. Shit in poetry. For example: There once was a beast from Nantucket, who sat on a cock and then sucked it. Fuck it, you get the point, he got a bad GI disease and died.

5. Macho Miner Randy Chestrug October 7th, 2014 at 2:18 pm

   My mother walked in on me
   with my dick stuffed in
   the business end of a vacuum cleaner
   and my finger buried in my ass

6. The Beast Among Us October 7th, 2014 at 2:21 pm

   ^ Again??

   Dude, you’ve GOTTA put a lock on that door.

7. Macho Miner Randy Chestrug October 7th, 2014 at 2:43 pm

   ^ Lock? I’m not even allowed to have a door.

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