Comments on: TamPWNED

By: Kahlan

Kahlan — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 10:16:03 +0000

The Moon Cup is just weird!! I get that some people enjoy putting whatever they can inside them but COME ON!!

By: shampoo

shampoo — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:16:39 +0000

Wonder if Becky said “borrowing” because she’s going to give it back? SPLAT right on her window! haha

By: Bare

Bare — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:45:59 +0000

@ CircusMonkey, I’m with you, why DO people put Tampons in the freezer?

By: Its the fucking Beatles

Its the fucking Beatles — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:03:34 +0000

The moon cup. *gag*.

I love the comments on this website. Far funnier than the actual posts! :OD

By: Scooter1

Scooter1 — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:28:14 +0000

The Instead cup is disposable. I don’t know if I am comfortable with a reuseable device for menstration.

By: CircusMonkey

CircusMonkey — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:13:26 +0000

Can someone please explain to me why people put their tampons in the freezer? Or was that a joke? If so I dont get it…

By: Mhn77

Mhn77 — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:05:14 +0000

Poetic justice for Becky.

@5 Divine
Cavernous snatch made me giggle, but probably mostly because I for some reason read it as carnivorous snatch

And sexy little kangaroos *chuckle”

By: DivineMonkeyTrigger

DivineMonkeyTrigger — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:01:36 +0000

^^^Fuck that^^^. I eat tampons for breakfast. Like the tyke in the photo.

By: Lillith my Alter Ego

Lillith my Alter Ego — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:50:05 +0000

True most men are such pussies when it comes to tampons.

By: MyJobIsTheSuck

MyJobIsTheSuck — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:35:17 +0000

it amazes me how much guys are freaked out by an unused tampon. It’s a piece of plastic with some cloth.

By: nashntth

nashntth — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:56:55 +0000

On heavy days, get a jar of peanut butter and call the dog.

By: AfroMexican

AfroMexican — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:31:07 +0000

More like throwing a pebble.

By: polishsausage

polishsausage — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:41:25 +0000

Having sex with Anne is like pushing a piano into the Grand Canyon.

By: Walter Sobchak

Walter Sobchak — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:07:18 +0000

Kangaroos are horrible, vicious, kicking, clawing, menacing, manipulative, unforgiving giant rats. So yes, women are a slightly cuter version of a kangaroo.

And in support of the fact that they are indeed giant rats, in the olden days they were used as an alternative to jumbo tampons.

By: EmKitteh

EmKitteh — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:03:47 +0000

On the topic of ladies being able to “push things out”, some of us are stronger than others down there (pelvic floor exercises, ladies) and there is also the method of squatting and sticking your fingers up there. Emergency room removal of things usually only takes place where either the girl doesn’t know how to get the foreign object out, or it’s something genuinely difficult to retrieve.

As for toxic shock syndrome, what people don’t realise is that it’s extremely rare. It will happen to some women if they leave a tampon in for over 8 hours.

By: malteaser

malteaser — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:23:32 +0000

lol

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:53:55 +0000

‘You absolute bitch.’

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:51:31 +0000

At first I thought the first post was some kind of really shit revenge tactic. ‘You fucked my boyfriend, so… so… I’m gonna use one of your tampons.’

By: DivineMonkeyTrigger

DivineMonkeyTrigger — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:23:54 +0000

beckyboo: ‘splain yourself?
Parenting fail on grounds that if a woman has a period it means it’s another month’s missed opportunity at procreation?
-or-
Parenting fail on the grounds that whatever an ice machine maybe, a tampon should easily thaw out within 20 minutes at room temperature or maybe 5 if you just jam it up “there” (even if it does feel a little cold at first), thus making the grounding an overreaction?
-or-
Parenting fail on the grounds that mice are for feminine hygiene, not playtime?

By: wordpervert

wordpervert — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:54:58 +0000

beckyboo,

Don’t be too hard on the parents, kids get their hands and mouths on a lot of things they shouldn’t.
I actually think it’s hilarious, and I’ve seen much worse.

By: beckyboo

beckyboo — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:46:35 +0000

Parenting fail.

By: wordpervert

wordpervert — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:31:39 +0000

DivineMonkey, funny, funny man… where you been all my life?

And the sad fact for us girls is if we need jumbo plugs, it usually means we a jumbo vag.
I have a friend that has to put in 2 at a time to stem flow.
For the record boys, I buy regular.

By: DivineMonkeyTrigger

DivineMonkeyTrigger — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:41:14 +0000

msjessiemeghan and douchetastic, the anachronism that still stays with us today is not one that escapes me semantically (on the rag), but thanks for “filling me in”, or “soaking up” the confusion.
I just had a sneaking suspicion that dead, rotting, putrefying critters up there for any amount of time must be worse then something designed to do that job would be…
But yeah, I could see how this behaviour en masse may result in a well deserved plague…

Mcowles is right, I’ve run out of tastefulness in regards to tampon based unhygienic hijinks.
I’m gonna pull the rat’s tail now and end this bloody mess…

By: loulop

loulop — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:40:18 +0000

wtf? the kid’s picutre was in no way funny. smh

By: MonkeyCMonkeyDo

MonkeyCMonkeyDo — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:26:52 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You all made my day with these comments

By: Douchetastic

Douchetastic — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:15:50 +0000

Yes, rags being used were where we got the phrase “on the rag.”

By: DivineMonkeyTrigger

DivineMonkeyTrigger — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:14:13 +0000

didhedie- the sickness is spreading. I grabbed then modified this from the website:

Testimonials
Thanks very much for the advice! I’d run out of socks so it was really helpful and it’s got a lot better with practice after freezing them without having to borrow from my ex boyfriend’s new girl. I didn’t want to go back to the old ways of using decomposing lab(ia) animals with a low rate of absorbency so I was really relieved!!! Thanks for being so helpful, even my son loves the taste of them. I ‘ll keep trying to win people round to the mooncup! I was just wondering if you guys were thinking of bringing out a jumbo size… Cheers!

When I read this, I want a vomit-cup.

By: msjessiemeghan

msjessiemeghan — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:10:57 +0000

And to answer someones question about the muscles pushing things out and the point of no return. Yes there is a point of no return. I admit to having to make an emergency trip to my doctor for lost condom retrieval. gah!

By: msjessiemeghan

msjessiemeghan — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:08:59 +0000

Divine, rags were used back then. Lots of em.

Also toxic shock can come from tampons being in too long or something….I dunno. Been thinking of making the switch to diva cup but it scares me!

So the rats usage…maybe that’s how the plague was spread?

By: mcowles

mcowles — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:08:28 +0000

I think we had a lamebook conversation awhile back about tampons/pads/cups all in reusable/disposable fashions. Someone go hunt it down for me, so we don’t have to relive it from start to finish .