Comments on: Take it Easy, Jennifer

By: Trey

Trey — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:33:17 +0000

Uhm… Good luck with that?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:01:18 +0000

getting really mad about it sure is cooler, dude

By: A new idea

A new idea — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:42:39 +0000

There should be a category on lamebook for really obnoxious grammar corrections. It could be called “Congratulations on Passing 9th Grade; Now Shut the Fuck Up.”

Is your goal to educate the huddled masses on the proper use of the subjunctive? Is it to feel better about yourself? “I may be deformed, but at least I know how to use the subjunctive mood.” Maybe you imagine a silent, anal-rententive majority reading your posts and nodding their collective heads in approval. “Heather must be awesome,” they say. “She knows exactly how to use the subjunctive, and she’s not afraid to say it! You go girl!”

By: Heather

Heather — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:27:33 +0000

@Look at it this way

**if her name WERE Jenifer
use the subjunctive, please.

By: phill

phill — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:56:38 +0000

@ 109

inbred tool.

By: mmmaaaann

mmmaaaann — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:11:13 +0000

@ 109

I’m pretty flattered that someone thought my post interesting enough to impersonate me. Awesome.

By: Leverhundar

Leverhundar — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:00:30 +0000

haha @ #103, so true. And I love the phrase ‘pissing in the wind’ btw.

By: Meady

Meady — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:42:49 +0000

All people should post on Facebook when they have masturbated!

By: mmmaaaann

mmmaaaann — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:48:55 +0000

I masturbate with my father, see it is nice to be from East Texas. Masturbate for mommy now, go ahead and wack on those cock n balls.

By: Laura

Laura — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:45:57 +0000

@ 107, I highly doubt that guys think she’s “an unfuckable walrus”, because she’s masturbating. I think the point might be that she posted it on facebook… massive overshare, the girl clearly has no social skills, therefore it is easy to assume that she’s an unfuckable walrus

By: mmmaaaann

mmmaaaann — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:11:37 +0000

I find it exceedingly amusing that the dudes are so convinced she must be “an unfuckable walrus”, because she’s masturbating.

I sense some insecurity here, guys…

News flash, my dear virginal boys-

Masturbation isn’t a sign that she can’t get a guy. It’s a sign that most women aren’t willing to just put up and shut up without ever being sexually pleasured.

After all, you gotta learn to love yourself, first. :>

By: Patrick

Patrick — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:18:14 +0000

POW!

By: Isabella

Isabella — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:59:00 +0000

Oh well. It made me laugh. If it were the same exact quote only from a male, I would firstly question his sexual orientation, and then laugh just as much. It’s such a simple, “at the end of the day” sentence, with an unexpected twist. I thought it was funny.

By: A Distorted Reality's Now a Necessity to be Free

A Distorted Reality's Now a Necessity to be Free — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:46:20 +0000

@103, ugh, I knew so many girls in high school who did that. Reminds me how in some of the stricter Muslim countries when high-profile Western women come to visit, the government doesn’t really know how to handle them, since they don’t want to offend them by making them conform to the gender roles of their country. So they’ll stamp “honorary man” on their passport, just to make it easier. And I feel like a lot of girls here do the same thing. Saying that you agree that all women suck but you’re different doesn’t help anyone. Maybe they look at gender stereotypes and say, well that’s not me, so it can feel like they’re skirting the problems by saying, Just think of me as a man, but it doesn’t fix anything. MOST women don’t fit into gender stereotypes (and neither do most men, from my experience).

By: Denise Ex Machina

Denise Ex Machina — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:37:58 +0000

99 & 100, you’re kind of pissing into the wind here. I agree with what you’re saying, but a lot of lamebook’s commenters are the lowest common denominator and they’re not exactly going to put a lot of thought into what you’re saying. As you say, all their knowledge of female sexuality comes from internet porn. What bugs me is all the girls on these comment boards jumping up and down trying to impress the guys by talking about how all girls suck but *they’re* different. “LOLZ, I totes hate feminism! And all girls are mean bitches, but not me! Hey guys, like me so I’ll feel validated! Please, huh, please?”

By: Leverhundar

Leverhundar — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:35:34 +0000

And I too agree that it’s pretty stupid to post that stuff on FB.

By: Leverhundar

Leverhundar — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:34:47 +0000

Yeah well, they’re all probably 14yo boys, like most people on the internet. Of course they’re going to be fucking sexist and immature, also like most people on the internet.

By: JeSuis

JeSuis — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:29:16 +0000

@99

Yeah, guys are so used to thinking of female sexuality as a tool for their own pleasure that they seem incapable of understanding that it’s our own thing. I wouldn’t try to forbid the fleshy, pale and be-pimpled thirty-something living in his mom’s basement from masturbating. Because he’s not an object for me just because I’m a straight female.

Of course, if he posted it on facebook, I would mock him endlessly. And I agree Jennifer’s status is also totally inappropriate.

By: Francesca

Francesca — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:23:01 +0000

Jennifer’s oversharing is definitely not facebook-appropriate, and I have to say I’m kind of embarrassed for her.

BUT a woman masturbating isn’t a big deal; I’d say most women, like most men, do it. And it makes no difference whether she’s attractive or not. Really. I know a lot of the lamebook posters’ only interaction with female masturbation is the cam girls on 4Chan, but when women masturbate, it’s not for your titillation. Saying a woman has to be attractive for her masturbation to be OK is like saying, “I’m OK with women being lesbians, but only if they’re really, really hot.”

By: KingNeckbeard

KingNeckbeard — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:45:30 +0000

LOL, who else finds it ironic that the person talking about offending handicapped people ended their post in “lame”?

The word lame is as offensive as calling someone “gay” in the non sexual orienatation sense. SELF PWN

By: Allie

Allie — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:35:13 +0000

@ Mousegeek
I agree, fucking offensive and totally unnecessary.
And it annoys me that noone else saw fit to comment on it as well.

By: Moosegeek

Moosegeek — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:11:29 +0000

@ 81
Wow, that picture was more offensive than Jennifer talking about masturbation. I know you apologized, but you still posted it. I have a child who participates in Special Olympics so perhaps I’m a bit over-sensitive, but really, people…using someone’s disability as an insult is just…lame.

By: Canaduck

Canaduck — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:38:56 +0000

@69 KingNeckbeard

You’re right, it was redundant, haha. I still think you’re a jackass, but you’ve got a good point. Sorry about that.

By: KingNeckbeard

KingNeckbeard — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:55:14 +0000

Lol, it was only a matter of time before someone stole my name and tried to emulate the truth.

By: mission

mission — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:27:51 +0000

I like the notion that only gays and lesbians commit crime. And to commit crime you also masturbate. OK, the latter is probably true, but not as a definitive rule.

I did however have a girlfriend that thought touching yourself made you gay. Including getting in line for bumping uglies. Needless to say she got dumped, freaking weirdo.

By: Ms.Terri

Ms.Terri — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:26:08 +0000

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Masturbation = gay?

By: my2cents

my2cents — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:55:20 +0000

I like to get fucked by horses.

By: my2cents

my2cents — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:33:33 +0000

@moonchild444 Aren’t you enlightened!

By: moonchild444

moonchild444 — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:28:40 +0000

Ugly fat women are always masturbating, thats why we should outlaw fat/ugly women….no more masturbation = no more gays/lesbians and crime.

By: spoje

spoje — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:22:38 +0000

@ mission noo i mean i know that for a fact! i know them