this entry was actually funny. and there’s no way i’d pick up my phone in the middle of sex because my roommate needs toilet paper. i’m totally with Nick on this one. . . except that his girlfriend seems oh so classy :/
Ringinginmy head -I think he is laying in bed after banging Melissa, on his laptop to check facebook. He replies to his roomate and tells Melissa that he (the roomate) mentioned her in his status. She reads it and uses the same laptop to log on to her account and also comment on the same thread. This in turn dooms Nick to have nothing to wipe with.
I have an idea: water flavored candy. Huh?
Think about it, it tastes like water and
doesn’t have any sugar in it, and you can kind
of eat it like a jolly rancher where it lasts
about twenty minutes or so. Wait, those are
ice cube, nevermind.
So, Nick has taken his phone to the toilet with him and is using that phone in the toilet while he is taking a crap. Ew.
And, Ken can check Facebook but not his phone? I’m assuming if Nick can hear the phone ringing he could probably just shout.
Damn, Ken is a douche. I don’t care if he was being a jerk, man rules = ALWAYS come to your friend’s aid in the event of a TP emergency. You just have to. “Not with that attitude” is an unacceptably lame response.
ok all you prude geniuses,
whatever happened to the win of stomping out of the shitter cabinet with your pants around your ankles and just grabbing the first piece of paper in sight (preferrably religious or commercial fodder) and WIPE LIKE THE ASSWIPE YOU ARE.
The most effective solution wins. That’s this one.
What a bunch of idiots. And sorry Melissa, dickless or no, I find it hard to believe that there was any quality babymaking going on in that room if you’re all on your laptops in there checking out FB. Stop overcompensating.