Friday, September 25, 2009

T.M.B.

TMB

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  1. Sick!

    An extra change of clothes would seem more ideal than wearing around dirty, nasty clothes.

  2. TMI about TMB

  3. Control your vagina!

  4. Great, the image of her ‘leaking’ will haunt me for a long time.

  5. Really, no one wants to know that!
    Some people…

  6. At least no one likes that

  7. T.M.I. are her initials.

  8. Overshare!!

  9. Whoa TMI

  10. In what world is it okay to post this?

  11. She should wear white, and then if she notices some leakage, she could scream “It wasn’t a dream, someone stabbed my baby!”

    Or just wear a tampon AND a pad… and a wet suit.

  12. Yum.

  13. I REALLY hope, HOPE that this is fake. Yuck. Lol.

  14. The heaviest this month? Damn, how many did she get?

  15. As a Pro Life supporter I am against all forms of abortion including Periods. I can’t believe this kind of filthy is posted on the internet for others to view. That “funny little period” is a life being taken; it is murder and no “spin” that some “Pro-Choice” junkie puts on it will ever make it right.

  16. #15
    “As a Pro Life supporter I am against all forms of abortion INCLUIDING PERIODS”

    WTF?!

  17. #16: It’s a joke….. didn’t you pay attention in Sex Ed?

  18. #16

    Great to read that, i really didnt know that joke.

  19. @mcowles “Or just wear a tampon AND a pad… and a wet suit.”
    hahahahaha I laughed so hard I just leaked a bit.

  20. The only way this could be worse if she mentioned she was also on Alli…

  21. Its not her fault she has a heavy flow and wide-set vagina.

  22. *Notices her initials*

    *head asplodes*

  23. Will someone clog this bitch.

  24. lol @ Jonas

  25. Women bleed to pay for being so annoying!

    lol @ Jonas

  26. @15 I lol’d so hard

  27. TMB = Torrents of Menstrual Blood?

  28. gross.

  29. Pretty smart way to make sure everyone checks out your ass all night, though.

  30. Well, as long as it’s her own blood, I suppose there’s no harm.

  31. I smell a fake, or someone hacked her

  32. ew. ew. ew. This is just disgusting. Someone’s parents didn’t teach them the difference between stuff that is okay to share and things that should be kept to oneself. From one female to another, SHUT IT.

  33. Sixkiller hasn’t had sex in 4 years; he’s a little bitter.

  34. Facebook rape. Not that anyone cares: once you’ve tasted blood, you won’t settle for anything less than a full meal.

    You bunch of vampires.

  35. I like my steaks rare, but not my women. This is why.

  36. I wore a skirt and my special undies cause I didn’t have black pants that were light enough to wear in this heat. This is a strategy of millions of girls/women. I applaud her breaking the silence!

  37. Hahaha – Rachel, great call!

  38. Love the Mean Girls reference, Rachel!

  39. In what alternate universe would this be okay to leave as a Facebook status????

  40. Ugh. Even if Facebook was chicks only, I still don’t want to know about that. And it’s not like she’s alone in it, either.

  41. Periods attract bears.

  42. Was she desperately looking for sympathy or something? I can’t believe any girl would let the public know the details about her period on Facebook.

  43. how OLD are you boys? oh noes, women have periods. dude, y’all better get used to it. it’s gonna go on for a good chunk of the life of every female you know. gee, sorry normal bodily functions that affect half the planet are so icky that you children can’t deal.

  44. So uh Tori… I’m suddenly very unfree to hang out tonight.
    I’ll see you in a week.

    @K – I think for most people it’s less that they think periods are gross, more that you just don’t need to tell the world about them.
    Say for example I have a bad cold. There is nothing wrong with this, everyone gets a little fluey sometimes. This doesn’t mean I have to detail every green bit of snot I blow out of my nose.

  45. GROSSSSSSSSSS! that’s f ucking disgusting

  46. @K

    I refer you to your colleague in gender @becky

  47. K you silly goose, it’s more of a “this doesn’t belong as a facebook status” than “eww it’s gross”.

  48. Im with everyone else, EWW!!!
    im a female, and i know we all get our period, but like majority have said, this isnt something you need to post on facebook.

    & also, WTF > pro life supporter, women cant help getting their period. (we just dont need to tell everyone when we do!)I sure as hell dont think im murdering anything every month!

  49. @mccowles

    that didn’t happen to be a LOST reference did it?

  50. Huh? Her fullstops look the same weight as everyone else’s.

  51. Woman on OCs can stop their period easily. Just don’t eat the sugar pills, the general consensus is that there’s no harm, bleeding once a month just feels more “normal” to many women…

  52. @ Bob
    haha, skipping the reds. great idea IF she is on the pill :)

  53. Periods attract bears – now shes putting the whole facebook at jeopardy.

  54. look guys my friends didnt care when i wrote this at the time so can u just drop it, your all really hurting my feelings! its not grosse its natural and i cant help it if i just wanna express my feelings!!

  55. I think “K” is on her period aswell…

  56. Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
    Oh, she don’t know so she chases them away, yeah
    Oh, someday, yeah, she’ll begin his life again
    Life again, life again

  57. How nice of her to share this with us.

  58. there’s a girl on my facebook who always rights “second period this month fml” and “periods over! white pants -yay!” and “my period is soooo heavy ew ew ew”

    i wanna cut her face off

  59. Can I take her fishing and chum her out the back

  60. WEAR A BATMAN CAP IT WOULD PROBABLY HELP OR A SWIM SUIT :–)

  61. I submitted this and can confirm it is genuine. Just be glad you’ve never met her…

  62. Bad Torie, bad.

  63. That’s delicious. Well not really I’m currently emptying the contents of my stomach on whatever is nearby. Thank you for sharing that with the world. It was not necessary at all.

  64. I can tell you I have not laughed so hard in a long time. I want to personally thank everyone with a sense of humor who has left a comment. As disgusting as this really is, the humor behind the posts makes it priceless! LOVE IT!

  65. As a Pro Life supporter I am against all forms of abortion including Periods. I can’t believe this kind of filthy is posted on the internet for others to view. That “funny little period” is a life being taken; it is murder and no “spin” that some “Pro-Choice” junkie puts on it will ever make it right.

    ????

    You must be a guy. Did you know women only have a 20% chance of getting pregnant on each cycle? Therefore it is impossible not to have eggs unused. Not to mention the population crisis it would cause if every woman had a baby every 9 months from puberty to menopause…you haven’t thought that one through have you?

  66. Jezbinder September 25th, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    As a Pro Life supporter I am against all forms of abortion including Periods. I can’t believe this kind of filthy is posted on the internet for others to view. That “funny little period” is a life being taken; it is murder and no “spin” that some “Pro-Choice” junkie puts on it will ever make it right.

    can i just say, what a fucking idiot. seriously.
    some girls start their periods at 13, does that mean they should have to start shagging so eggs don’t go to waste. you sick, dirty bastard. i hope your asshole starts bleeding for 5 days every month. cunt.

  67. @Lizi: It’s a joke dumbass.

  68. GROSSS

  69. Chill, yo! It’s natural.

  70. lol @23

  71. why people post something in like that in their status?

  72. Ta for the info, Torie, ya leaky bitch!

  73. EWWW!!!

    Sorry, I’ll have to take a rain check for our date tonight… I just remembered I am scheduled for a root canal.

  74. As a woman, I understand the complications and concerns that can occur in such a situation. As a human being…That is disgusting and disgraceful and no one really wants to know how heavy your vag leakage is this month….

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