WTF is it? I thought it was a rope burn from trying to hang himself, but didn’t think anyone would be so tasteless as to put it as their profile picture.
@anonanus: I know, I’m bored as hell studying and saw an opportunity for some mediocre-at-best entertainment to lighten up my day. I should have known better and believe me, I am hanging my head in shame. There’s no-one I’ve let down more than myself.
Looks like my 23 year old son after his wife gets hold of him. As an adult (meaning one who is over 30) I find hickeys gross to look at and distracting. But as a person who used to be under 30, I can recall how much fun it was getting them and the strange need to show the world someone wants to give you one, or twelve, as in the case of this lucky young fella.
Hickey’s aren’t even remotely cool unless you’re in the under 15 set, and even then, it’s a very lame kind of cool. A, “wow, my girlfriend sucked on my neck so I want everyone to believe she’s sucking my dick” sort of lame…sweetie, if you’re that intent on showing off what you’re girl/boyfriend is sucking on, I can guaren-fucking-tee you s/he’s not going anywhere near your cock.
Message to everyone on Facebook who thinks I give a single, flying SHIT about their relationship, or their sex life, or how much they love their partner, or how ‘awesome’ last night was, or how fucking ‘amazing’ it was to cuddle with their girlfriend/boyfriend all night, or what you guys are gonna do all night the next time you get together, or how damn much you’re missing each other, or ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP AT ALL:
(What do you think of having this as my FB status? Yeah, I know, seems like an out of order rant seeing as this was just one picture, but it’s just in general, this whole pathetic ‘show off your relationship on Facebook’ thing is pissing me off. Ooh, you’re happy, wonderful, you made out with your partner all last night, that’s great, I don’t give a shit.
But don’t get me wrong. I don’t want everyone to be miserable. Somebody’s making you happy? That’s great for you. Great, I’m happy for you. But stop being a bitch, post it to THEIR damn wall, and don’t fucking rub it in.
This reminds me of tonight’s episode of Nip/Tuck where a guy needed plastic surgery on his neck to remove the marks his studded belt left on his neck while he was practicing auto-erotic asphyxiation. At first, I thought that’s what it was.