Comments on: Stoooopid Mom!

By: Macedonian

Macedonian — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 02:49:26 +0000

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By: Aussie_Kid

Aussie_Kid — Tue, 04 May 2010 02:33:26 +0000

@ianswer911 there isnt any spellcheck on facebook statuses!
jst sayin

By: ianswer911

ianswer911 — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 08:38:50 +0000

Like mother, like child. The spelling people! Spell check isn’t there to just make the page pretty with all the red marks…

By: smokegfx

smokegfx — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 09:56:02 +0000

We have been focused on the kids with their idiotic spelling, though now it clearly shows that the parents are to blame.
With a mother like that, I would wish I was adopted.

By: Peach

Peach — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 13:29:01 +0000

Mattaria is right.

Although the mother is clearly a bitch.

By: Mattaria

Mattaria — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 14:56:22 +0000

You’re username is 88, which would suggest you were born in 88, making you 22 this year, why should you not be self sufficient by now?

By: Allygirl_88

Allygirl_88 — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 02:44:58 +0000

TALK ABOUT UPTIGHT!!!! my mother is wayy coller than that.. plus… i have prepaid cell phone.. and i pay my phone bill.. and if u knew my age.. u’d think i shouldnt be paying it

By: nevek

nevek — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:56:17 +0000

@34(Kristina) Because they are different status updates and screenshots are taken at different timestamps ?

By: kristina

kristina — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:06:49 +0000

how does it go from 33 minutes, to 9 to 6 then to 12?

hmmm……

By: Bt

Bt — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:19:53 +0000

The son has a cell phone ( wanna bet its pre-paid?), and apparently has a very low number of minutes on it, since his mom shit a brick when he announced that it had been turned back on.

By: Si

Si — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:13:13 +0000

I don’t understand what these fucking cocks are talking about.

By: Boz

Boz — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:35:17 +0000

I don’t know. What does “apostraphe” mean?

By: jay

jay — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:26:37 +0000

hahaha apostraphe N. what does that even mean.

By: steve

steve — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:02:27 +0000

@mcowles

you suck, shut up, that wasn’t funny or interesting.

By: bela okmyx

bela okmyx — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:40:14 +0000

You could tell mom was a complete idiot years ago, when she decide to give her son a name that begins with “apostrophe N”.

By: stewie

stewie — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:33:20 +0000

Brain exploding by all the caps lock and gibberish…..

By: hitmewithyourrhythmvic

hitmewithyourrhythmvic — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 10:09:16 +0000

I. Just. Don’t. Understand.

By: Amz

Amz — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 06:46:47 +0000

caps lock means she maaaaaaad

although why? I’m not quite sure…the second I see wall of capital letters my brain refuses to take it in.

By: jelly

jelly — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:19:06 +0000

It’s like 50c scripted his entire childhood in FB format.
The mum sounds like she’s only 10 years older than her son.
Which she probably is.

By: Boz

Boz — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:11:54 +0000

I can’t help but think about the movie Psycho.

By: Mr Haiku

Mr Haiku — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:05:29 +0000

Dishonorable!
Poor Mister Haiku may soon
commit seppuku.

By: Erika

Erika — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:43:01 +0000

naw….I call bullshit

By: Duncan

Duncan — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:21:06 +0000

“I know what you’re thinking, but Mom says she just doesn’t feel ‘herself’ when she’s taking her meds.”

By: Bobette

Bobette — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:11:42 +0000

Haha, my submission made it! Love you LAAAAAAAAMEBOOK!

By: evil robot bill

evil robot bill — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:11:24 +0000

do you think his mum got stuck on caps lock by accident and didn’t know how to take it off, or she is actually shouting at him via the computer?

By: Maddy

Maddy — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:47:08 +0000

I AM SO CONFUSSED!!! WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT???!! AHHH MY BRAINNNNNNN!! I THINK I JUST BECAME A LITTLE DUMBER JUST READING THIS!

By: Erin

Erin — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:20:47 +0000

See, sometimes it isn´t the education system that fails a kid. Dumbass parents.

By: mcowles

mcowles — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:18:16 +0000

As everyone knows, this website (lamebook.com) has been around for 21 years today. Happy Anniversary lamebook!!!!

Anyway, it was around 20 years ago and I was at the somber age of 7. I remember getting online every morning, excited to see which facebook jackass was complaining about an STD (or crotch rot, as we called it back in the day), using improper grammar, or complaining about an STD while improper grammar.

Well, anyway, one of my favorite posts was from a woman named Aretha or Anita or Akisha Harris (it wasn’t blurred back before these new-fangled laws were invented).

Well, her status message was something like:

I DONE WANA GO TO SKOOL 2DAY. MY MATS TEECHER BE LOKIN DWN MY SHT!

The admins labelled it KOOL SKOOL. Admins… such characters!

Well, the comments came flooding in. People complaining about her all caps, about her spelling problems, about her needing school more than anything else in the world right now, and of course, everyone advising her that she should remove herself from the gene pool, at all costs.

Well, it looks like 1) she didn’t listen and 2) we were right in our advice.

By: Steve-o

Steve-o — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:54:38 +0000

Could be worse: could be bad at spelling and be a cheter

By: j-man

j-man — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:46:21 +0000

his mom is fucking awesome.