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I think some admin has a crap fetish.
Fucking awful. Stop.
haha, why is this in the profile pictures…
The more important question is, why the fuck would somebody take a picture of this in the first place, and THEN post it on the internet?
If she was on my friends list I would tell her ur a nasty fuck, do u think thats a beautiful picture just because that piece of shit came out of u. I would fuckin puke if i were there to smell that disgusting baby
Now this is a photo you could bring out at the poor kid’s 21st
I’m so glad Natalie is not my mother. This is respectless.
ummmm…disrespectful? respectless works I guess.
I would loved to have knocked her face into that diaper for a good 10 minutes. I don’t care if it’s respectless!
What the fuck did she feed him to produce SO MUCH???
This is like broadcasting that she’s a …. er… shit mother.
That is a youngster with a healthy appetite.
the worst part about this? “profile pictures”
either she neglected to change this baby for a long time, or it had a blow out, which is horrible to deal with.
This is just awful. What kind of mother DOES this??? Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. And then to post it online no less??? DCFS needs to look into this one. That poor baby.
TMI ! TMI FFS
OMFG Thats disgusting!!!!! who put that up there?
What the…. This might be the grossest thing I have ever seen. This person should be publicly shamed.
Thanks for sharing, Natalie!
And to think, I was concerned about clicking into this one when I saw the pixeled one on the front page. What’s the big deal here?
And to think, somewhere in cyberspace, “David” thinks this pic is “hot”…
http://www.lamebook.com/fun-day-nsfw
I’m never eating peanut butter again.
Baby poop is completely normal! Yes, even like that!
However, posting pics of your naked baby on Facebook is NOT normal, or funny, or cute. EVER.
No more goddamn poop entries. Ugh.
For fuck sake.
That is really gross.
You know, when you see shit like this (pun intended), it reminds you that we live in a sad society. Anybody who would post this probably doesn’t have enough since to have a kid. I feel sorry for that baby!
Glad to see Tubgirl’s settled down.
it just look like mustard
PSA to any of Natalie’s friends:
When you see Natalie, make sure you break her fucking camera!
eeew disgusting. i think its her way to tell her friends that having kids sucks
i think all of us parents have had that happen at one point or another. sometimes it’s mind boggling how much can come out of them. but you don’t see us posting pics of it on facebook.
Not good ,but kiril the baby has no say in this and shame on u to call it disgusting
Did anyone else notice that this was her PROFILE PICTURE??? Dear god…
wtf. SHE PUT THIS AS HER PROFILE PICTURE? SICK BITCH.
@’fterklang Yours are the only comments on this entire gig *consistently* worth reading. You should get some sort of medal for being witty and relevant. Well done.
Anybody thinking about green beans soup?
I read a story earlier today about some 4chan users hacking into the Facebook profiles of people calling themselves Christians.
This, the shit photo from a few days back and the status update mentioning the ‘other pussy’? Fakes.
Yep, here ya go: http://thenextweb.com/2009/08/22/4chan-launches-attack-christian-evangelists-facebook/
Believe it or not, I know some people who thinks “baby poos are ok(not offensive), it’s part of human life”. Sure looking it privately is ok, but you don’t post pictures of it online.
“Respectless” is now my favorite word.
Hummus… Reminds me of hummus
jesus christ.
this is why i hate parents.
well that baby is breastfed.
thats definitely a breastfed pooh
Sounds like someone was hacked. Strengthen your password, Natalie.
babypoo does look like mustard, and can be runy like that, so it’s fairy normal (to peeps saying she not feeding baby right)
nasty, horrible, stupid picture to take though yet alone stick on the internet…..as a profile picture! kinda twisted and sick isn’t it.
thanks natalie…now im craving some butternut squash soup
I have a almost 5 month old daughter. Babies can produce some disgusting poops. It pretty much comes out the same as it went in. Im really dreding tommorow. She ate peas and carrots for dinner tonight. SIGH. Will someone please envy me?
thanks lamebook, next time i need to induce vomitting i know where to come
as for this bitch…wutt:S…could have posted a pet dog, something memorable, freinds nd family, something you like or find funny…alas no… NOT ONLY did you post your baby’s genitals as a profile picture… you posted what came out of them too… GO HEADBUTT A KNIFE YOU CHAVCUNT TRAMPWHORE
it’s not the poo that is the worst thing – posting your child’s privates online, that is the real worry.
I think my lunch is coming back up.
I have two kids. I think just about anything they do is cute. THIS IS THE EXCEPTION. And I’m sure as hell not arrogant enough to think that others want to see their bodily functions. Ew ew ew ew ew.
Another submission better suited for STFUparents.
Also: I hate Natalie.
WHY? WHY WHY WHY?
omf omf omf omf omf omf
Nasty.
Who the hell would take a photo of that? AND post it on FB?!
-2 points for that
-10 for making it a profile picture.
I hope she has no facebook friends now.
EW
I’m pretty sure I just smelt some of that….and then threw up in my mouth.
There are some things you just can’t unsee
I really want to call child protection services. What kind of mother posts this shit on the internet?
i am NEVER having babies.
OHDEARGOD That is disgusting!
This is the worst porn I’ve ever seen. Sick fucks.
I just threw up all over my keyboard and Natalie owes me a new laptop!!
On analyzing this picture, that baby was suffocated in diapers for two straight days…thats the only explanation for this disaster.
disgusting,yes. uncalled for,yes. but to all those out there who are mothers YES this does happen. but did it need to be posted on facebook, NO!!
i can smell it. literally. through the screen
To all the people who’re claiming this entry is a hack-job, I have one question:
Why is this picture number 2 out of her profile pictures?
(no puns on “number 2″, please)
I had so much fun reading the comments, it was ALMOST worth seeing the horrid picture. Not quite, but almost. And I’m with Nick: Respectless is now my favorite word too
Just wanted to say that I put this picture up and took it down as soon as it clicked that it showed her “frontal parts”. I guess when you’re a mom you just dont think about your baby in that way…..
Anyways, she hadn’t pooped in just over 2 days, which is normal for babies, and this was the result. A friend of mine asked me to put it as my profile picture and I did it without even thinking about it. Took it down as soon as I realized what I’d done.
Glad to think I’ve ruined some dinners
But please don’t think of me as a bad parent 
I’m a new parent, this is my first baby and we have a bit of an off beat sense of humour. Still getting used to doing things in a politically correct manner for the sake of our daughter.
politically correct?!…’sake of our daughter’?!..think about our sake, next time! fuk..brutally shitty.
Natalie WTF? Why take a pic of that though? That is now on the internet. What you put up cant be removed that easily! Now some freak with a poop fetish can have a pic of you baby. Good luck living with that guilt. Being a new parent is no excuse that is just a total lack of common sense.
“I guess when you’re a mom you just dont think about your baby in that way…”
In WHAT way? As a human being who deserves a bit of dignity?
And what’s political correctness got to do with it?
In a sexual way?! Its a baby crotch, how many naked pictures do your moms all have of you? Probably a ton. The only thing I did differently was put it up online, and I’ve already acknowledged that that was a wrong thing to do.
It was safe on my profile page until someone decided to spread it around. Guess that goes to show what kind of friends I have
The reason I took the picture is because it was on mine and my husbands anniversary so it was like “our present” and I had made a post about it a couple days earlier saying I’d put up pics of our special present. If anything we thought it was cute…yes cute. When you have a baby this isnt that gross lol. To the people saying to think about your eyes…it wasn’t meant for your eyes, and so you should be more upset with whoever decided it should be made public.
it was your profile pic. lol @ “safe on my profile page”
what a retard.
Natalie, this was your profile picture, and as such, any inkling you had of privacy was out the window. Why should we be upset with the person who spread it? You could have avoided this shitstorm (Heh.) by just not posting it.
there’s shit on that kids stomach. how does it get up there?? haha
TOO MUCH FUCKING INFORMATION.
keep your baby’s shit to himself.
Um, regardless of what day it might have been, it’s still disgusting and inappropriate. And you asked how many pictures do our parents have of us naked–yes a ton, but definitely not on of us looking so shitty.
Umm Im a mom of 2. I have a 5 month old. I find her poop fucking disgusting. Shit is gross no matter how cute the package that creates it. Ive heard my husband almost barf over the faintest sniff of a dirty diaper. Do I wanna run and puke when she poops? No. Do I want to share her latest jackson pollock splatter with the world? HELL No! I wont even put her this really awesome pic I took of her sleeping naked bc her bum is hanging out on my f.b. She looks so sweet and adorable but its the internet. Embarassing photos are for when the new girlfriend/boyfriend comes over. Not for the internet.
WHAT A $HIT LOOKING BABY!! haha
To all those mothers on here who keep puting comments on here like ‘this is what baby shit looks like’ please stop. It is annoying and kinda makes ou ound like you study baby poo. Now, to adress the serious matter; this woman is crazy and should not be aloud to have a child if you’re going to take photos of it’s shit and put it on the internet. Also, this is very sad and frankly i think this Natalie needs to get a life and stop taking photos of your baby’s business
I love how people keep making digs at Natalie after she’s appoligised (no sarcasm intended). Good work people.
She hasn’t really apologised though has she, she’s just been trying to justify her disgusting behaviour with lame excuses.
Fukn EW!
Sick whore was so not expecting that!!
@Kevin I agree, respectless is now too my favorite word!
I think natalie should clean her baby more often..
natalie is a crackwhore
and i thought i was having a shitty day
…WAT.
Guys, I just want you to know that I was really hungry this day (dole doesn’t come in for another 5 days and I needed some cigarettes) so I got some of the shit on my fingers and rubbed it inside my ol’ vag. Sure enough, 2 days later I had a fresh loaf cooking in my cunt and my family of 6 managed to survive till the next payment by living off my puss puss. Thnx.
Some people completely overreacted to this its a bit funny and a bit gross – seriously a poo explosion has no one seen the new nappy ad in melbourne?? its dubbed “number 3’s” LOL get over it wait til you have kids and the disgusting things that come out of ANY part of their body!!!
Natalie
I am a new parent too and I understand exactly why something like this would seem cute to share with people you know. I would be more annoyed with the person who has actually breached your privacy by taking your image and posting it to a site like this. That person is not your friend. If someone sent pictures of my daughter into the public domain, without my consent, they are not my friend.
We’ve had our peanut butter moments too but I’ve always been too much of a control freak and wanted to clean it before I would look for a camera, lol!
That’s not cool…
WFT? that is really disturbing. how can such a little baby shit so much? T.T
Best thing about this – this was her PROFILE PICTURE!
thats child porn if it wasn’t blurred out.. sick
I think this is a warning to Teens everywhere.. don’t have kids..until you’re ready for THIS
HA HA! That is one talented kid. I probably wouldn’t put this as my profile pic, but wow, that is one serious pooper! Should be a 7/10 on ratemypoo.com
What the HELL is that bitch feeding that baby???!!
Um maybe his diaper should have been changed like a half hour ago, thats almost child neglect. surely they don’t get this full from one bowel movement? poor kid
If I may quote:
“Baby poop is completely normal! Yes, even like that!
However, posting pics of your naked baby on Facebook is NOT normal, or funny, or cute. EVER.”
…Why would you ever take a PHOTO of this? Sure, laughing with friends about your baby’s messy poop is one thing, taking a photo and posting it on FACEBOOK is quite another.
After THAT profile picture i would instatly remove her from my friends. Luckly i´m not one of those poor bastards..
I think I just puked in my mouth.
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Meagal007 September 24th, 2009 at 2:57 am
Um maybe his diaper should have been changed like a half hour ago, thats almost child neglect. surely they don’t get this full from one bowel movement? poor kid
ohhhhhhhhhhhh…they can!
that put my right off my curry
1.it’s breastfed poo, 2.it’s a normal amt if the child hadn’t pooed in 2 days, & 3.yes it is possible for a new parent to find their kid’s shit funny & cute ( especially if they r breasfed because if so it hardly smells at all). Natalie may b unaware of how public fb photos r, but that’s a whole lot better than some of the nasty, ignorant, sick fucks who have attacked her here…
Some people should not have kids… and when they do… they should not have cameras… YUK!
@ Melissa… dont forget to take a photo and post it as your profile pic… Bwhahaha
pass the mussturd
Why the fcuk would anyone put this picture up?! Psycho
i swear i can smell it through the computer..
ugh.
This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen come from Facebook.
Who the FUCK even takes a picture of something like this, LET ALONE post as their profile picture?!
Disgusting. Someone needs to slap that woman.
@Laura above^
Yeah, someone needs to slap her. With that dirty diaper as well.
It’s not cute Natalie. It will NEVER be cute. Your kid will probably grow up and stab you and your sperm donor for this. NO one wants to see this. NO ONE loves your baby’s gross shit…except for you because apparently you’re into underage scat.
I honest to gods almost threw up on my laptop…
did no one even notice #88, seriously?
can i please ask out of almost the 114 people who replied with
“its fucking disgusting, and she needs a slap” and all this pathetic crap…do you have children?
1. the poo looks like that because thats what a young babies poo is like
2. no she didn’t not change him for a while when they poo its goes everywhere like that
this site has made me realise that that some people really need to grow up
@Jamie – I think what everyone is saying is that even though it might be perfectly normal/natural or whatever. There is no need to put a picture of a baby’s shit… I mean, honestly nobody wants to see what your baby’s dirty diaper looks like! There is just no need. And btw, just because it’s natural or normal, does not mean it is not ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING, because it IS!
So shut the fuck up, self righteous bitch.
I have had more than my share of all you Mombies. “Do YOU have a kid?” “Have YOU ever had this kind of responsibility?” “Do YOU know what it’s like?” No, so does that mean I don’t get to have an opinion? I guess the other 115 of us don’t either? If I wanted to look at pictures of baby shit, I’d just GOOGLE “baby shit.” We know babies poop. That doesn’t mean we have the same bizarre fascination with it as the rest of you strange, hormonal, maternal types. Get your head out of your ass, Jamie.
Fucking bitch is the worst parent ever. Instead of taking the time to change her kids diaper she goes and gets the camera so she can show all of her bitchy ass friends what a fuck up of a parent she is on facebook. Always remember Natalie suicide is always an option.
hahahahaha o steve..
Where’s the 2g1c girls? They’d be all over this like themselves and a cup.
Yeah, who in the world would post this up?
That’s nasty :/
congrats on that motherhood.
As a mother myself, this is disgusting. And I’m not talking about the shit. I would never post pictures of my kids genital’s on FB, ESEPCIALLY not as a fucking profile picture! What an idiot this woman is. And why would anyone want to see a shitty diaper? Granted, it’s pretty impressive as far as shitty diapers go, but if you really want to save this one for the ol’ baby book, then KEEP IT THERE, don’t post it online. Barf. Soooo glad this dumbass is not my friend.
Ok
1.Why is there so much?
2.Why is it so weird and green?
3.Why would you take a photo?
4.Why would you keep it?
5.Why would you post it online?
and
6. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE?!
#88 – why is nobody commenting on this?!?!?!
Natalie,
I really hope you’re not taking any of these teenage retards abuse seriously. I’m a new mother too and for fathers day our bubba gave us his first poo, quickly followed by a vomit and we told our friends on FB. If we’d taken a photo we would have shown it as we all have offbeat senses of humour too and don’t tend to freak out at bodily functions.
As for all the abuse you’re getting about posting the babys genitalia, the last thing us mothers think of when our baby is naked, is sex. We just see a gorgeous little body that we love. Unfortunately there are some really sick people out there who think otherwise, but you quickly realised this and took it down. The fact it wasn’t your first thought, is healthy.
Hope you’re enjoying your new family as much as we are!
Cheers, Jade.
P.S. To all the idiots about to spew hatred at Natalie over what I’ve said, maybe have a think about what you’re saying to a vulnerable new mother and have some compassion. Its poo people, no need be a pussy about it.
Jade,
Regardless of whether or not posting photos of a baby’s genitalia is considered child pornography in your opinion, the fact remains that it is disgusting. I don’t freak out about bodily functions either, but there’s a difference between accepting the inevitable functions and enthusiastically whipping out your digital camera to document it.
And if you want to remember that through a photo, then I guess there’s no stopping you, but nobody wants to see it except for you proud parents, so don’t post it on facebook!
But respect the child, too. How is he going to live this down when he’s 5 and all of the facebook friends remember his first poo? When I was a kid about 4 or 5, I was humiliated to tears when my mother shared some bit of information – not graphic or anything, but still information – about my wetting the bed or something. This is 100 times worse than that.
Lucky it’s not a daughter. Think Natalie would’ve taken a picture of her first tampon, too?
OHMYFUCKINGOD.
“Profile Picture”??! -ya gotta be kidding.
KB,
Natalie has already said she has an offbeat sense of humour, it’s not shared by all, and obviously not you as you find it disgusting whereas I do not, but does that mean she should be ridiculed? Who are you to judge what people want to see? Perhaps Natalies friends including the one who posted this to Lamebook, found the whole thing hilarious as they may share similar senses of humour. Who knows, and frankly, it’s not your business to judge.
The only mistake Natalie made was to make it a profile pic so anyone could see it, and she realised that very quickly and took it down, so please, get off her case.
KB, I’m sorry you were shamed as a child, but to assume this child will feel the same way as you about things is ridiculous and an incredibly flawed argument. Baby photos and stories about me have never embarrased me. Also, bedwetting is a little different to baby poo, there is alot of shame associated with bedwetting for children because it’s about a loss of control of bodily functions which children feel they should have mastered. I know this because I had the same issue, it’s hardly in the realm of baby poo explosions which most people find ruefully funny. There’s actually a nappy advert on telly here in Australia at the moment where a mother straps her child lovingly into a car seat and then the next shot is of the outside of the car, theres a massive explosion and a brown substance completely covers the inside windows. It makes people laugh.
I have to say I think a huge amount of the responsibility goes to Natalies friend who naively posted this to Lamebook, not only has she subjected people to a sight they didn’t want to see (but lets not forget, you all happily ignored the warnings and scrolled down anyway and thats YOUR responsibility),she has also opened her friend up to the most awful abuse, calls for her suicide etc. This is a new mother, she made a minor mistake, she should not have to deal with high horse judgements from people who the photo was not intended for and therefore have absolutely no right to criticise.
Natalie, if you’re reading this I have a suggestion. I’d contact the makers of this site and tell them to take it down. It’s your legal right to do so as you own the rights to the photo and it’s being reproduced without your consent.
Kind regards to you.
Jade.
haaaa. ewww.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paw0M7p1-8k
(Baby poo explosion ad for your viewing pleasure.)
Somehow, I feel the need to clean my monitor with bleach…
YUCK!!!
Fuck fuck fucking fuck fucker… why the fuck would anyone post this Shit (I say that literally of course)
Yuck!!!
That’s a fuckload of shit! Poor baby, what the hell is she feeding it?
Also, aside from the fact that it’s completely wacko to upload pictures of babies covered in poop for a profile picture, some deviant people may find it alluring
It’s gross. I found some of the comments funny, ta guys, but that picture just sickened me.
Basically, this could be considered child pornography.
really?! I MEAN REALLY?!!
It could be seen as child pornography, and it is disgusting. It happens people. She didn’t feed the baby anything bad or neglect the child, it just happens. They explode like that sometimes. I agree that you don’t think about the sexual nature of a picture when it’s your child. I took a picture of my son when he was two where he was naked and completely covered in spaghetti sauce, completely. My friends and I thought it was funny. Another mom I showed it to said “Why would you take a picture of your son’s penis?” I just said, “It’s not a penis, it’s a wee wee.” We also laugh when other people’s children have explosive diaper incidents. Natalie- blow it off. There will always be people trying to judge you as a parent, no matter what you do to please everyone. Just remember that it’s about your family only:as long as your child, you and your husband are happy and comfortable with the way you live, that’s all that matters. People will probably attack this comment, even though I am not saying anything to offend anyone.
Colonel Mustard called. He wants his mustard back.
I did not think this was possible but here goes. THIS IS FAR TOO LAME FOR LAMEBOOK!!!
HAHA!!!! WHY WOULD THIS BITCH MAKE THIs PIC HER FUCKING PRO??????????
Someone ordered a korma from the local indian restaurant – and they do deliveries!
I…can’t…barf…hard enough….
alright, as a parent I can see wanting to torment a child with it later in life (ie: at a graduation ceremony) as a simple joke… but really, on facebook?
I think that again we’ve found a loophole in Darwin’s theory where it is actually going backwards.
This is just entering the boundary of lame and not funny
love how this is a profile picture.
omg so disgusting
awfully yummy
(just so we’re clear, i’m a different natalie)
I think my head now looks like that baby’s arse. But with vomit instead.
would you lick that nappy for a million pounds or usd?
I don’t know.. I mean, why… Omg, wrong…
Lol “respectless”
… I have a very bad taste in my mouth all of a sudden.
I would say this kid is neglected and his/her parents just decided to give shit and to take care of the poor fella.
Worst thing I’ve seen in a while ewwwwwwwwwww
lol you can tell who is and who isn’t a parent. The baby hasn’t been left in it, you can tell because the thinner areas of shit aren’t dried out.
That people.. is called a blow out, it happens to the best of parents. My sons used to get them from eating vegetables, not crap food like some of you think.
Why she felt the need to post it I’ll never know but honestly.. I’ve seen worse nappies than that lol.
Someday, that poor kid is going to grow up, and I hope that the picture is off the internet by then, although I doubt it.
This baby needs a poo-poo pouch for poo explosions!