Tuesday, February 23, 2010

ST(MI)Ds

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  1. mc, I’ve never seen House, so it will always be Mick and the boys for me.

  2. haha. poor slim.

    hey word, you get that fruit basket I mailed to ya?

  3. where’s Ben? At his college’s finance dept trying to get his money back and trying to transfer his credits to Sports Management?

  4. Yeah ee, enjoyed it muchly, but I don’t recommend the rough end of the pineapple… I had a little difficulty walking for a day or so.

  5. Tell me about it, slim and I went though a whole tree of bananas last night. lol!

  6. And by the way mc, a cow’s worth tastes quite a bit better than what most of you fellas offer up, sorry.

  7. didn’t Mike Vick get charged with not letting his hoes know that he had herpes? Isn’t that where the Ron Mexico stuff came from?

  8. That’s one lucky bunch of fruit, ee.
    I’m jealous.

  9. from Wiki
    “In March 2005, Sonya Elliott filed a civil lawsuit against Vick alleging she contracted genital herpes from him in the autumn of 2002 and that he failed to inform her that he had the disease.[34] Elliot further alleged that Vick had visited clinics under the alias “Ron Mexico” to get treatments and thus knew of his condition. On April 24, 2006, Vick’s attorney, Lawrence Woodward, revealed that the lawsuit had been settled out of court under undisclosed terms.[35] Many fans bought custom jerseys from NFL.com with Vick’s number 7 and the name “MEXICO” on the back. The NFL has since banned customizing jerseys with the name Mexico.[36] ”

    so a civil suit but no criminal charges.

  10. My HPV was a typo – I was awaiting that correction. With regard to the creams and antiviral drugs, despite what you might have googled – you will find in practice, that 83% of those who know they have the virus actually take the drugs when they experience prodromal symptoms.

  11. Ellen needs to take a bit of responsibility for her own actions. If he didn’t want to use a condom then she should have kept her legs shut.

  12. Sorry Ben, but you fail. I was waiting all day for your comeback, and I must say that I am sorely disapointed. On to the next post…

  13. Ben, it’s hard to take any you say seriously when everything you have said up to now has been bullshit. I think it’s time to which over to meterology. They can be wrong as often as they like, they just have to sound like know what they are talking about.

  14. can someone kill misha for me… thanks

  15. Misha is a stupid fuck and Ellen is a nasty whore.

    That is all.

  16. grim, very grim. Irresponsible man, I remember hearing about a guy who infected over 40 prostitutes with HIV because he had contracted it, I think he got serious (rightly so) time for it. Scary to think twisted vengeance is not necessarily delivered by a physical weapon, but a disease.
    Misha is a filth bag – I feel for any stupid girls he manages to score in the future.

  17. Obviously, Meghan is a skank who gets around.

  18. Ben makes “first” posts, and even then, he can’t even do that right. There’s no way he’s a med student.

  19. Ben is an amateur proctologist, he practices on himself, squatted over a mirror with fingers up his ass. Fact. Medical Fact.

  20. Ben I was joking about “getting your money back from your med school”. Sorry. It was supposed to be serious. Really. Get your money back. As you can tell I, like “Who’s That Girl?” waited all day for your comeback and that’s it??? That’s you shooting down everyones google results that pointed and websites dedicated to Herpes?

  21. *at websites

  22. How does herpes leave the hospital?

    On crotches.

  23. Some people just fail. We’re going to have to accept this fact and avoid the morons in life like Ben. If you want to stay STD free, don’t sleep with the Bens and Mishas of the world…

  24. Hahahaha mcowles, you’re spectacular.

  25. And just to add fuel to the funeral pyre of Ben:

    “In the pre-antiviral days newborns with herpes usually died. Now with antivirals only 5% die, but many suffer brain damage. This is why preventing this from happening is critical.”
    http://www.herpesdiagnosis.com/pregnancy.html

    Cold Sore Virus Leads to Baby’s Death
    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ColdandFluNews/story?id=6150484&page=1

    There’s your ONE documented case of a baby dying from herpes. Jerkoff.

    Herpes and babies don’t mix.

  26. I think it’s a bit harsh to assume Ben has Herpes, don’t scare him off altogether, despite his poor comeback earlier I am amused by him in a fish-in-a-tank sort of way.

    mcowles – poor, poor, poor. Dude that deserves FTW lameness comment

  27. @mcowles – I liked it.

  28. Misha Should be charged!!! Being drunk and horny is not an excuse to sleep with someone without a condom, or informing them of his genital herpes. I would be so disgusted and furious if someone gave me herpes. Good thing I have settled down. The fact remains he is a douchebag! He is selfish and self serving. Good luck getting with another woman Misha, might as well give up sex for good!

  29. Ben, u can do it; give us a good comeback. The best would be posting a link of your med school refund

  30. We’re all forgetting Misha apparently was pretty drunk. Maybe even so drunk that he couldn’t consent to sex let alone remember his crotch flu. Ellen was sober and still took advantage of this poor inebriated young man. It makes sense when you think about it. Even his flippant attitude. He’s dealing with his confusion and feelings. Maybe even taking some comfort in knowing his attacker was punished for it. He’s obviously the victim of date rape.

  31. Ellen sure made a mistake, but that doesn’t make her a “nasty whore” who “deserves” it. stop downplaying his responsibility, people. she should sue his ass

  32. Michael writes like a teenage girl and I’m never hooking up with anyone named Misha.

  33. 2.smk5815..fully agree with you! litrally couldnt add anything or take away!

  34. Looks like some other people posted links to cases. Thanks. Been in bed with contractions for a few hours, and just now decided to brave the cold, cruel..bedroom, lol. I hope this baby is coming today!

  35. LOL! I think Ben learned a little something today…
    & although most of what he wrote was incorrect, it’s sad because you know he’ll become a doctor… And he’ll fit in juuust fine. I’ve had many doctors and I can honestly say 90% of them were rude and had NO idea what they were talking about. Idk what his specialty is, but he’s got the right attitude for it…

    & regarding the herpes situation- People here have found all this info on herpes already. Ellen had the same opportunity to use google and educate herself enough on sexually transmitted diseases to avoid a situation like this. She “wanted to get laid,” got herpes, and blames Misha. Typical. Then announced it on facebook! She’d be handling this differently if she cared half as much as some of the commenters do.

    I just hope she doesn’t spread it the same way Misha has (although the other way around would be considered rape).

  36. @126 why on Earth would you use the same login name as me? why? It’s not like you’re making stupid comments. You seem fairly intelligent. why? this takes lamebook to a whole different level. fuck this. do you scour the internet and facebook trying to steal real identities too? do you have herpes?

  37. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    Fake. Grammar is too good. And anyone cool/grown up enough to a 1969 epic track from ‘Let It Bleed’ would, I hope and pray, be:
    a) unlikely to get involved in a public conversation about the legitimacy of fucking someone without a condom, yet with herpes;
    b) not have parents dick enough to call him Misha. Which doesn’t even work for Mischa Barton, and she’s a girl.

  38. hitmewithyourrhythmvic you could be right that its a fake, unless highschool seniors listen to old music like that Beatles, Rolling Stones, what was it?

    Anyway, its probably a coincidence that I found a male Misha who has friends named Ellen and Chad. holy s**t! Ihope its a coincidence, otherwise he’s a kid in his final year of highschool and he already has herpes!

  39. Yes hitme, that’s what I think is the most random thing about the whole post… some dude named Misha with a dose of herpes, quoting that great Stones track.
    It doesn’t fit.

  40. worst_episode_ever

    eeew ben has herpes!!

  41. HAHAHA, Sunny is a BOY. I lived next to him in Rutgers dorms freshman year… he has a twin brother named Sammy. This is great. I never thought I’d know someone on here. I’m POSITIVE it’s him because his facebook pic is white and blue and he always uses that little =[ smiley face.

  42. @ smk581, I think Patti was saying you are not a feminist because you called another woman a “desperate ho.” Ho no she din’t.

    I love the Rolling Stones parody; unfortunately, Ellen is a fucktard and she didn’t even catch the joke.

    Bottom line, it’s not cool to pass along an STD, but Misha is hilarious.

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