Comments on: Still Haitin’

By: neo_noir

neo_noir — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 01:50:07 +0000

I seriously have never laughed so much at a lamebook entry! Lauren’s stupidity is the best thing ever.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:53:22 +0000

Again, I cheers yaya!

By: MsBuzzkillington

MsBuzzkillington — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:57:57 +0000

I feel like maybe the first one is Lauren being sarcastic. Like maybe she was a little offended that Will would try to pull a fast one on her. Will was kind of being a jerk.

But of course, I had a friend once who was trying to give a good argument as to why pot should be legalized. She said that they should make alcohol illegal. I said “They tried that already, didn’t work.” She replied with.. “what?” I said.. you know.. prohibition… and she had nooo clue what I was talking about. Girl was almost out of high school too.

By: yaya

yaya — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:49:35 +0000

@PennyLane, never fear. I am convinced you are mistaken in your theory. Men want to boink the dum dums and yes since men are often irresponsible about birth control, there will be bastards born out of those flings. But most men I know would not care to marry one. They want women like us for marriage and family.

Smart/Hot Chicks EPIC WIN!

By: ScUbA_GuRL

ScUbA_GuRL — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 12:45:20 +0000

Wow Lauren, Major Fail! And Mariah; people like her need to have their ovaries removed. We don’t want her to reproduce… EVER!

By: Juzzzzzy

Juzzzzzy — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 11:11:48 +0000

@ Fuck Mariah’s existence is surely wasteful!! Africans don’t even speak african! Being from Africa we speak many different languages, but African is not a lanuage!! Man, Ignorant damn waste!!

By: Juzzzzzy

Juzzzzzy — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 11:06:08 +0000

@76 Danceica – Agreed!! People need to stop making jokes about Haiti!! Its just going to far!

By: alfied09

alfied09 — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 10:53:31 +0000

Limpdiesel
February 4th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Will rules, only to be overshadowed by alfies ruling.

I hope one day I can get a ‘First’ and piss people off so hard with one syllable!!

THE GOT OWNED!! you should seriously try it some time it’s freeking hilarious. they go crazy!! keeps me amused during a boring few hours at the office.

By: SheepGoMaa

SheepGoMaa — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 09:48:26 +0000

Thanks @ insert clever name here. Of course I was joking! I’ll have to remember to write NOT after a sarcastic comment, just in case people think I’m as stupid as Mariah.

By: LMAOJKLOLROTFL

LMAOJKLOLROTFL — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 06:53:32 +0000

hahaha lauren i have some beachfront property in idaho i’d like to sell you

By: jb591333

jb591333 — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 05:56:11 +0000

well said, turrista.

@Danceica, don’t be ignorant.

By: turrista

turrista — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 05:50:35 +0000

At Danceica, yes, because in the land that you are from, you don’t hate any other culture, everyone is happy and your farts smell like roses.

By: Danceica

Danceica — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 05:44:28 +0000

These all must be the status updates of American kids, because only in America are they so clueless about the rest of the world

By: Penny Lane

Penny Lane — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 03:24:09 +0000

We’re just parasites, selfish parasites.

Sorry everyone, party on.

By: jb591333

jb591333 — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 00:55:52 +0000

@pennylane “I have one child. I love her, but sometimes I think we need to all just die out.”

Wow, really?

There are plenty of dumbass people out there who hold high positions within the fields of government, business, media, etc, and we’re not doing so bad. Don’t judge the future based on people like Lauren; for all we know, she could be a ten year old who has no concept of what is going on in the world & feels the need to update her facebook based on what she saw on MTV.

As for Haiti jokes, does this really shock everyone? There have ALWAYS been jokes pertaining to every catastrophic event as far as I can remember. Some people deal with pain through humor, and some people are just sick and like to get a reaction from others, plain and simple.

By: Allygirl_88

Allygirl_88 — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:51:51 +0000

@Hawkzombie oh fuck off

and sorry for my typos.. i was pissed…

By: Hawkzombie

Hawkzombie — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:30:58 +0000

@Allygirl_88: Don’t be playa Hasian’

By: Allygirl_88

Allygirl_88 — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:02:59 +0000

iwant to stab mriah.. haiti is my neighbour contry and i really dont appreciate anythign that makes fun of them.. what happened i really unfortunate and itll take awhile to get back to the way they were and even that was horrible….. so just shove it up ur ass

By: Jaz

Jaz — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:53:18 +0000

Haha@ Tim.

By: Saint923

Saint923 — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:48:18 +0000

Hehe Will pwnd that dumb bitch…

By: kiara123

kiara123 — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:15:54 +0000

mariah and lauren are some dumb ditzy ass bitches!

By: mistaphill

mistaphill — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:03:02 +0000

hahah Lauren is a complete dumb ass, another product of MTV completely dumbing down our youth. Kudos to Will for having fun with a complete retard. And Mariah is just too stupid for words

By: The Doctor

The Doctor — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:21:32 +0000

Will is a twat. But he’s a funny twat.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:07:35 +0000

2012, get ready!

By: Penny Lane

Penny Lane — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:04:05 +0000

In a couple hundred years there will probably only be a few hundred thousand of us.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:00:57 +0000

In a couple hundred years we won’t have a pinky toes, now that’s crappy evolution. I really like my pinky toes.

http://discovermagazine.com/2004/jun/useless-body-parts

By: Remo

Remo — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:56:11 +0000

I want to kick Mariah in the face.

By: Penny Lane

Penny Lane — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:51:30 +0000

It was actually Yaya who made the comments about the “cute” thing…but the real problem is the cute dumb women are the ones males mostly want to mate with. You can’t fight evolution.

By: insert clever name here

insert clever name here — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:51:25 +0000

@37 – That was awesome!
@49 – er… I think everyone knows that. SheepGoMaa was joking.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:50:31 +0000

True, but Lauren should defiantly catch 15 min. of a news program, she’s lost in the dark.