Friday, January 24, 2014

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  1. The Beast Among Us

    You should first talk to other prostitutes to find out their pricing, and then come up with your own competitive price list.

    That’s what I did when the offer was given.

  2. Go for it!
    STEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!

  3. ^ invited? Sounds quite formal. Mr Smith cordially invites Ms Cindee LaFawna for her accompaniment to the whore house to imbibe in fucking for coin. Warm regards.
    GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

  4. Todd, shave The Queen!

  5. Take the offer. I would gladly trade in my two nine to five style in jobs for one quality job in a proven field. Just think, you can get paid to work out and cum loudly. You can just tell most guys that come on too strong that you’re a whore, and they will either leave you alone or fund your evening. Cut and dry, your best move is to become a whore.

  6. Less tricks a day than my daily quota of quarter century+ masturbation habits could fund your life. If you actually strived to match your daily trick count to my daily self satisfaction count, you could push six digits without even going to school. Just remember who helped you. Remember to invite the friend who cared about you enough to set you on the right path toward a rewarding life. I fully expect to see an invitation to your first drug infested party At the home you buy with my advice played out. You’re welcome.

  7. If you accept to get money for it, it’s not rape!

  8. Being a mad pimp and all, I have never axed or invited any ho’ to be a prostitute…I told them they were one.

  9. Stever accepted the same offer. So did I Love Stever, I Hate I Hate Stever, Stever That Sonofagun, and Stever’s Gay Lover.

  10. ^ Steeepheeeen has at least 4 pseudonyms, all in honor of himself. What a guy.

  11. Hooked on Phonics worked for every one of those people in the commercials Dane. Why not give it a shot.

  12. Ha ha. Shoulda been a question mark at the end of that last sentence. I’m dumb. Remember Dane, the first step to correcting a problem is admitting there is a problem. You have encouraged so many people, including many children, to ignore the subtle grammar rules that make the English language so pleasantly descriptive. Read a novel or two.

  13. Crap- if you accept to get money for it
    Better crap- if you expect to get money for it
    More accurate – if you accept money for sex, it is not considered rape, yet there is a greater probability you will be raped.

  14. #12 – English isn’t my first-language, it seem you understand what I’m writing, so I guess it isn’t that big a problem.

  15. No, you are right, I’m a dick Dane. That was my guess (that this is your second language). Just suggesting you pay attention to tense and how that works with other mechanisms of English. Was on Maui with a guy from Prague working his vacation away just to get familiar with the spoken language. We decided it was a good thing I correct his mistakes rather than ignore them. I applaud your effort, and encourage you to understand the finer aspects of the English language, which include ever changing grammar and less than subtle sarcasm.

  16. P.S. Don’t think Hawaii is the best place to learn proper English. Pigeon is the prominent language there.

  17. Eh braddah, how u stay ~ hello, how are you

  18. Hey, what’s for lunch?

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  21. Dear Sweet Tittles,

    Pigeon is a bird. Pidgin is simplified grammar.

    If you condescend to others about grammar, vocabulary and syntax, it’s your own fault if you fuck up yourself and look like the same kind of fool that you deem virtual rapists like Dane to be.

    Dane isn’t a bad cunt. He’s just fixated on rape-avoidance. Leave the gadge be.

    By the way everyone, twenty-FIRRRRRSSSST!

  22. Was trying to find a common language that makes sense to everyone………. our no one.

  23. Autospell kicks ass.

  24. ^ Pro Tip: Don’t try to be too smart. Tread carefully, one false move and Lamebook will eat you alive. ..What’s weird is that half the people on Lamebook ride the short bus and you are still having problems outwitting them.

  25. Half the people? Remember 47.5% of all statistics are made up. In my humble opinion, Sweet ta tas is probably the loveliest person here. I will court her on my internet yacht and set sail to the New Hebrides on the first full moon. We will make love for seconds at a time

  26. WTF???

    StupidDane isn’t raping anything?

    At least Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever never changes.

    bring back T-10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

  27. I’m already in love pisshead

  28. You’re sweet tough. It’s not you. It’s me.

  29. Turrible shit is about to happen………….

  30. I have a new fan.

  31. Three speed lame fuckes!!!!!!!!!!

  32. Checked out your resources pisshat instigator. At your best, You can’t support my fifth a day requirement, so you should work harder.

  33. Really? 32 comments and 17 are the inane ramblings of sweetatas? Time to leave.

  34. God is dead you slit of a slot. We are the remnants.

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  37. ^ The spammers have risen! Rejoice

  38. 5. Don’t fuck Steve. No matter how much he offers you.

  39. Thank you. I have standards, however loose.

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