Thursday, February 23, 2012

Status Stat!

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28 Comments

  1. First one … meh. Second one’s great! Third is the same old shit.

  2. that natasha looks a lot like the fat natasha from the post about not having an orgasm for 11 years. also, they are equally (not) funny.

  3. Is Natasha suggesting that when she says the word ‘poop’ her mouth twitches violently for five seconds before spasming into a rigor mortis like muck filled trench?

  4. Who the fuck says poop? Sounds a little retarded to me.

  5. Could it be the same Natasha?

  6. @Bradles, who DOESN’T say “poop”? It’s such an awesome word, and it makes people laugh every time it’s said.

  7. @beatamongoloid – interesting anecdote, male sibling.

  8. what kind of people do you surround yourself with, beat?

  9. His family, obviously. Kidlets love poop jokes.

  10. even one’s that have been raised correct?

  11. Even one that’s been raised correctly, believe it or not.

  12. fuck off jeffles

  13. Thanks, but no thanks.

  14. fuck on jeffles

  15. fuck over jeffles

  16. You keep offering, but I really don’t want what you’re selling. Thank you though.

  17. fuck off jiffles

  18. We have to guess what Jeffles wants to fuck. I’m going with Bacchante. So Jeffles, please proceed to fuck Bacchante.

  19. ^pimpin’?

  20. Aw, shit. This is awkward. I kind of stopped handing out pity sex.
    I reckon it’s been a while since sababe got any dick though. You want her, Jeffles?

  21. @MsAnne, depends on how much Jeffles is willing to pay. If not, I’ll just get the whole thing on hidden camera and make money selling it on the internet.

  22. Bacchante, is that your indirect way of trying to get into my panties? Thanks, but no thanks…or wait maybe Easter weekend i’ll have an opening in my diary. Get yourself some bunny ears , chocalate syrup and a bottle of white vinegar in the mean time…i’ll provide the rest.

  23. Is Natasha suggesting that when she says the word ‘poop’ her mouth twitches violently for five seconds before spasming into a rigor mortis afflicted muck filled trench?

  24. Ebay? beatus? Post link when it’s ready!

  25. yeah. i’d pay 3 bucks to watch sababe rail jeffie with a strap-on.

  26. Ms,I see you still don’t get it… i’m over it, by time you should move on with your life ya know. I found Bacchante now:-)

  27. you’re not fit to be Bacchante’s fluffer.

  28. Noooooo. Keep your opening to yourself, sababe. DO NOT WANT.

    Hey MsAnne, is there a special name for a fluffer of women? I’m thinking “flooder” might be more appropriate.

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