Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Stated Success

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33 Comments

  1. omnomnom

  2. STEVE!

  3. Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo… completely ruins that posting.

    It wasn’t THAT funny.

  4. Hahah, Gavin’s reply made my night. It’s so true!

  5. There are new dishwashers that only cost $50?

  6. the moment i stop saying ‘you go girl!’ to myself is the moment i curl up and die!

  7. Right you are, Mark.

  8. @gwang: I know, right?

  9. I found the last one to be quite hilarious. lol

  10. Gavin FTW!

  11. Dancinganimal256

    Anyone else wondering why a guy would be saying ‘you go girl’ to himself in the first place?

  12. Cap’n Will’s status update is a Zach Galifianakis joke… He says it in one of his specials.

  13. Fuck you, Mark.

  14. the last one was actually funny

  15. Mark, your definitely not talking about the same Alabama that I live in. I’m pretty sure every phone i’ve ever had or heard of has this.. unique.. camera feature.(;

  16. PraetorianXVIII

    I grew up in Alabama and I will vouch that there are plenty of people dumb enough to fall for Mark’s scam, and many parts of the state DO seem like a third world country. C’mon guys, let’s call a spade a spade here (WDE, also)

  17. I don’t get the last one? I feel stupid.

  18. Hahahahahaha Shannon’s mom FTW

  19. Sounds like a real hakf-assed summer. Waking up half naked, isn’t that something people do every day?
    Unless I’m missing something and everytime the Sandlot DVD menu is up on screen, it means crazy shit gone down.

  20. The Salmon Mousse

    #17, It’s meant to be a picture (albeit a very bad one) of a certain male part of the body. No prizes for guessing which one though!

    1. Basically says “I woke up downstairs, left a DvD on, and spilled a few drinks on the coffee table the night before”. Radical!

    2 – 6. Meh

    7. Win! :D

  21. Paranoid Android

    You can tell it’s summer when you wake up in Frodo’s pool having shit yourself and contracting herpes.

  22. Good ones. I laughed at Imani’s update. Wish I’d been there.

  23. Ah yes,I see it now. Thanks Salmon Mousse :)

  24. Really liked 2 and 7 in fairness!! :)

  25. ksleeve!! haha

    @11

    i often use the third person feminine when referring to myself. for instance, if someone’s asking me why on earth i’m wearing high-heels, i’ll answer:

    ‘a girl’s gotta look her best!’

    or if someone asks me why i’m sucking off a burger king worker by the delivery door, it’s:

    ‘a girl’s gotta let her hair down!!’

    i hope this clears things up for you.

  26. Imani’s cousin is a win. His/her status however, is annoying.

  27. That’s hot.

  28. Down with 50 cent!!!
    FTW Imani’s cousin! lol

    Boy oh boy “how to traumatise a child in less then 10 seconds” Shannons mother takes the win in this post.

  29. @Jaz

    I feel ya

  30. I want to be the 50 cent guy’s friend . . . That would be awesome.

  31. I would also like to know what buisness Imani’s cousin was in!
    Helps with the context ya know…

  32. @Praetorian
    Call a spade a spade if you want, but don’t insult third world countries by comparing them to areas filled with stupid people in Alabama. People in third world countries aren’t inherently dumb, and the fact that a phone could be sold based on its camera feature in such a country says nothing about intelligence. In Alabama, it’s another story.

    Also…I grew up in Pennsylvania, New York, and a third world country, and I can personally say that parts of PA and NY DO seem like a third world country. I’m pretty sure we could say that about almost every state in the Union.

  33. At the rate America is going, it will be a third world country. We are falling faster than meteorite on a neutron star.

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