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Our readers are one of the best things about Lamebook … and as a reader this is your chance to tell us what’s REALLY on your mind. Think of it as your chance to write on our wall. So go ahead. Make up your own lame or funny status, submit a thought of yours, or just tell us what you’re up to!

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raining

AMERICA FUCK YEAH.

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randomocity

So I was getting my hair highlighted and as soon as she put the foils on me, I kept shouting “I AM IRON MAN!” and saying how much I felt like a combination of a baked potato and Lady Gaga.

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Elric Ward

If life gives you lemons, make a delicious lemonade. If life gives you a tennis bracelet, though, you know life is trying to make up for hitting on your co-workers at the office party.

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pualsline

Advantage of being colorblind: You can solve a rubik’s cube as soon as you pick it up!

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ballah

If I remove my windshield wipers.. do I still get parking tickets?

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rick27

if its not your cup of tea , make it your glass of beer .. coz every1 loves beer

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ballah

My ex-wife had this weird fetish. She dressed up like herself and acted like a bitch all the time.

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ballah

I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.

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Simon

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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Simon

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a fucking good hand.

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