State Your Status
Our readers are one of the best things about Lamebook … and as a reader this is your chance to tell us what’s REALLY on your mind. Think of it as your chance to write on our wall. So go ahead. Make up your own lame or funny status, submit a thought of yours, or just tell us what you’re up to!
Note: Statuses will not appear until they are approved!
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My name is Dave. I am a survivor of 21/05/11 living in London. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. I will be at the Big Ben, London everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there… if anyone is out there… I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there’s anybody out there… anybody… please. You are not alone..
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People are making rapture jokes like there is no tomorrow…
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2 things that do not mix: Asparagus and Golden Showers.
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Happy Star Wars Day
May the 4th be with you
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I’m tired of people saying I’m not gangster/thug. Nigga, do you realize how much music and movies I download?? I could go to prison for a long ass time if I was ever caught!
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I went to the bar and ordered a Bin Laden and the bartender said “what is that?” and i said, “two shots and a splash of water”!!!!
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I like pie.
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I am so glad that Osama is dead. Now I don’t have to hear about the royal wedding anymore.
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Saddam ✓ Osama ✓ Gadafi ☐ Rebecca Black ☐ Justin Bieber☐
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ballah
if you rearrange the letters in mother in law, you get woman hitler