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Our readers are one of the best things about Lamebook … and as a reader this is your chance to tell us what’s REALLY on your mind. Think of it as your chance to write on our wall. So go ahead. Make up your own lame or funny status, submit a thought of yours, or just tell us what you’re up to!

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mariopartygirl6

ok i just joined and my friend says that if you kick a dude in the nuts he will barf is that true?

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cracker

when i say im looking for a country girl, i dont mean a girl thats been plowed more times than the family farm

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Matty

When going through airport customs and you are asked “do you have any firearms with you?” do not reply “what do you need?”

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filcho

Doesn’t it strike you as odd that the word “FAMILY” contains FML in it?

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icanewme

I nicknamed my legs ‘options’ because I like to keep them open.

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bebepink

i wish there was a slap button on Facebook

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ballah

I wonder if deaf schizophrenic people hear voices…

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ninjakitty

What do a pregnant woman, frozen beer, and burned pizza have in common?…. In all cases there is a man who forgot to take it out quick enough…

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cockblocalypse

Word of the Day:
Wikiot
-A fool who believes all information found on Wikipedia is accurate and true.

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mumbles

Sex should be classified as a sport!

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