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Our readers are one of the best things about Lamebook … and as a reader this is your chance to tell us what’s REALLY on your mind. Think of it as your chance to write on our wall. So go ahead. Make up your own lame or funny status, submit a thought of yours, or just tell us what you’re up to!

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pualsline

I just defriended someone from facebook for saying that they don’t care about shark week. My girlfriend will learn.

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brenderp

Some chick just caught me picking my nose. She started laughing. So I flicked it out my window and towards her car. She stopped laughing. Take that, bitch.

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serenitynmurder

The kid next door just challenged me to a water gun fight. So I thought I would let ya’ll know while my water boils.

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ionst0rm

I have always been told that it’s best to listen to what your body tells you. So today I asked my body if it wanted to work out today and it told me “Listen here fatty, do it and die.”

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mooshboosh

Owling? Planking? I’ll stick to scowling and wanking. Extreme scanking! Giving dirty looks to people whilst masturbating in hard to reach places is the next big thing! Get on it!!!

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morgenstern

What would happen if the suicidal hotline put you on hold?

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NRTaylor1981

Yes, women can fake orgasms. Guys on the other hand, we can fake love.

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samie062185

Today’s forecast: 80% chance of severe bitchiness followed with a cold front. Isolated cases of punching you in your fucking face very possible. Keep a look out and take cover as needed.

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payne76

I really need to stop phoning my mobile to find out where I’ve put it then thinking “Oooh, missed call!” when I find it. What a dumbass!

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eaty101

I got two good reasons why I stopped watching TMZ: 1. Justin 2. Beiber

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