State Your Status

Our readers are one of the best things about Lamebook … and as a reader this is your chance to tell us what’s REALLY on your mind. Think of it as your chance to write on our wall. So go ahead. Make up your own lame or funny status, submit a thought of yours, or just tell us what you’re up to!

Note: Statuses will not appear until they are approved!

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Useyourname

oh drama, you feed my facebook well

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sulia

who wants to have sex??

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ivory111

How can you be out of breath if you had enough breath to tell me you’re out of breath?

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PhibiE_Chawy

Fri[end]
Girlfri[end]
Boyfri[end]
All of this got [END] at the back except for,
Fam[ily].
Family got ILY at the back and ily means I Love You! Muah! I love my family.

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Hendrik1985

The only romantic light that people today see is the screen of his/her Blackberry.!!

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Jwolhart

Just got hit on by a guy I’ve known since I was five. I’m like, Hey, we ate paste together. And he said, yeah that should make swallowing easier for you. GROSS

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roza

When life hands you lemons…. make lemonade. If life hands you limes, salt, and tequila shots…. I’m trying to fuck you.

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xmakoreactantx

*Telemarketer* Are you one of the millions of Americans suffering from erectile dysfunction?

. . . when I look at Rosie O’Donnell’s face, yes.

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Tamara4ever9

im so so bored…thumbs up if you are too??

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Rommel457

Not knowing you’re off the next day and finding out just in time is like taking candy from a stranger and not getting kidnapped. It’s an awkward wait, but when it works out it’s that much sweeter.

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